IGX

protobuilder wrote:When did women get such a foothold on this place??

Used to be TITS OR GTFO.

I've already invited the guy who said I have fake tits to come squeeze them in person. When he does, I will post pics. Promise.

protobuilder wrote:

TheCoug wrote:Jesus. Real men don't make fucking breakfast.

Then find me the woman who fries pork chops with gravy for breakfast with a side of over easy eggs.

I had that for breakfast two Sundays ago! Last Sunday it was the Full English Breakfast.

spider monkey wrote:

And whats with the marriage thing? Strong, confident men who can fuck multiple women all day long between sets of lifting heavy shit and eating everything they see would NEVER get married.

I can tell you haven't spent much time studying men. They are endlessly fascinating and do not think the same way women do.

Hey Spider--

I've never heard a woman refer to us men as "endlessly fascinating" with even a little sincerity before. Nice!

Rant! wrote:

Holeyfraggaroley wrote:

TheCoug wrote:And whats with the marriage thing? Strong, confident men who can fuck multiple women all day long between sets of lifting heavy shit and eating everything they see would NEVER get married.

Keep it up guys. You will drive me away. And I know you don't want to do that.

i love cougars.jpg

Don't let the door hit you in the ass. I can't say that you have brought much to the table, so its no real loss.

Stop chasing away the straight girls. Kweer.

Anyone trying to pull tail on IGx is a douchebag.
Get a life, losers.
It's not going to happen.
If this place is the only chance you have to flirt with women, I'll pull the trigger for you.

ArtimusPiledriver wrote:
Hey Spider--

I've never heard a woman refer to us men as "endlessly fascinating" with even a little sincerity before. Nice!

I am sincere. Men fascinate me. I married one, gave birth to one, and was sired by one. I love men. But this shit really ought to be on the FSF.

spider monkey wrote:

ArtimusPiledriver wrote:
Hey Spider--

I've never heard a woman refer to us men as "endlessly fascinating" with even a little sincerity before. Nice!

I am sincere. Men fascinate me. I married one, gave birth to one, and was sired by one. I love men. But this shit really ought to be on the FSF.

Exactly. Although, I gave birth to two mini-men, but still.

Coug, please go introduce yourself on the FSF. Gorilla has asked you twice now. Rules are rules. You don't have to follow them, but you're being disrespectful. You'll have plenty of opportunity to banter on the FSF and get to know the IGX culture a bit. I'm not sure I'd ever walk into someone's house and demand attention without introducing myself. Its a bit rude.

Better yet, start a training log. You probably haven't realized this, but there is no bullshit in the training threads and you get legitimate help and feedback from all walks of life and training.

I will be serious again.

Men fascinate me, too. And I even like a whole bunch of them. And find them attractive, sexy, funny, fun, and interesting.

Just please don't tell anyone I said that.
Now I will stop trying to 'one up' y'all and let you, be you.

FSF Coug. Intro is required. Do this and I'll play nice.

syaigh wrote:

spider monkey wrote:

ArtimusPiledriver wrote:
Hey Spider--

I've never heard a woman refer to us men as "endlessly fascinating" with even a little sincerity before. Nice!

I am sincere. Men fascinate me. I married one, gave birth to one, and was sired by one. I love men. But this shit really ought to be on the FSF.

Exactly. Although, I gave birth to two mini-men, but still.

Coug, please go introduce yourself on the FSF. Gorilla has asked you twice now. Rules are rules. You don't have to follow them, but you're being disrespectful. You'll have plenty of opportunity to banter on the FSF and get to know the IGX culture a bit. I'm not sure I'd ever walk into someone's house and demand attention without introducing myself. Its a bit rude.

Better yet, start a training log. You probably haven't realized this, but there is no bullshit in the training threads and you get legitimate help and feedback from all walks of life and training.

I honestly don't know what the FSF is! I am not shy. I shall introduce and follow the rules!

DONE.

now you know more about me than you ever wanted to know. and i will back off for awhile and go play on facebook.

hooker, you just deleted your intro. get typing before i put you on the stroll.

Point of Order:
On this thread, we focus on something near and dear to us. I would like to know why it is being run over by members of a group that we dare not say the name. This isn't a Robb Wolf presentation in Texas where you can just show up and ruin everything out of spite.

Speaking of that day, I was talking with someone who was "there" at the great meltdown and they told me how professional that my friends who live more in Performance Menu were to those who were personally attacking them.

But, since the person attacking now runs the show...well, then, jolly good.

You bitches are killing the He Man Woman Hater's Club

Danny John wrote:Point of Order:
On this thread, we focus on something near and dear to us. I would like to know why it is being run over by members of a group that we dare not say the name. This isn't a Robb Wolf presentation in Texas where you can just show up and ruin everything out of spite.

Speaking of that day, I was talking with someone who was "there" at the great meltdown and they told me how professional that my friends who live more in Performance Menu were to those who were personally attacking them.

But, since the person attacking now runs the show...well, then, jolly good.

recap? I don't really follow @fit drama, but am currently skimming Wolf's book...

Every legit crossfitter here can go ahead and eat the peanuts out of Garm's shit. You're fooled and tooled.

recap? I don't really follow @fit drama, but am currently skimming Wolf's book...

In the beginning, the people were healthy and strong. But then, the Lord bestowed riches upon the people that allowed them to become fat and lazy. They forgot the old ways and descended into slothfulness and self worship. From among them, a false prophet was raised who worshipped a new god. A false god born of ignorance and deceit.

This new prophet declared that the old ways were the new ways. And they need no longer be fat and slothful, but could still worship themselves. The price they paid was that they would have to drink of the Kool-Aid, and never succumb to logic or reason. Starvation and injury became rampant among the followers of the new god.

The old prophets were crucified one by one until the new way threatened all that was holy. The old prophets found refuge and new followers who knew the true way. And where they gathered truth was spoken. The truth was spread and threatened the domain of the false prophets and reason began to be restored.

But then, one dark day, the followers of the new god began descending into the sacred places and tempting the brethren with promises of carnal delight. All seemed lost until a disciple of the old ways spoke his word and the uprising was born anew.

Begone all disciples of the new god! We will not succumb to your trickery! Instead, we will return reason and sanity and continue to teach the old ways so that you may prosper!

(Good Lord, I need to stop reading Crusader's posts)

syaigh wrote: one dark day, the followers of the new god began descending into the sacred places and tempting the brethren with promises of carnal delight

you make it sound as though that is bad

^^ I couldn't muster to read any of that shit since you failed to initiate CAPS LOCK

Sugar Tits wrote:^^ I couldn't muster to read any of that shit since you failed to initiate CAPS LOCK

Oh dear. I knew I was forgetting something.

It's a man, baby!

Yes I Have Balls wrote:

It's a man, baby!

What is you point? I'd give her the roughest 45 seconds of her life. (EZ!)

The eternal question remains...

How long before somebody photoshops a cock in her hand?

Fuck Crossfit

Jag Panzer wrote:Fuck Crossfit

Agreed. Can we please get back to this subject?

kreator wrote:

Jag Panzer wrote:Fuck Crossfit

Agreed. Can we please get back to this subject?

Yes. And the subject is thick bitches.