I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

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Let's be honest here, every single human being on the planet, including the gay men and the straight women, not to mention most of the other mammals all want to fuck Katy Perry.
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She's nominated to be the next Wonder Woman vs Angelina Jolie. Who should get the part?
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Katy. Angelina is too gristly. Wonder Women is supposed to be a little plush.
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Nice one, Crusty!

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Mickey O'neil wrote:@, those pictures are old and are not her. http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/01/this-is-cl ... ry-update/
Who the fuck is wwtd.org, Mickey? Katy's mouthpiece?

I think it's her, younger and less in shape. We'll find out years from now.

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Damn Mick,
You hiding in a trash can for those pics? Nice though....


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mick,

if you keep flirting with syaigh, katy is going to cut you off.
Katy Perry spoke to Now Magazine and talks about how Russell Brand would be stupid to cheat on her because he has it so good. In fact, Katy says she’s so good at sex that Russell would rate her a 10 out of 10.

Asked how she keeps him satisfied the Teenage Dream singer explained: “Like Ludacris rapped, ‘I’m a lady in the street and a freak in the bed’.
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She's almost as hot as Sara Palin. Damn!
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Nice! Thanks, Bux!

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Holeyfraggaroley wrote:Damn Mick,
You hiding in a trash can for those pics?
No, under a layer of rocks.

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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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Sorry Mick.

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Rant! wrote:Sorry Mick.

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Well, there went my boner.

I do like the idea of a Sofa King sandwich using Katy/Palin bread.
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A lesser known, fairly quiet IGx'er and P&B guy actually took Rosie to prom. FACT.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:A lesser known, fairly quiet IGx'er and P&B guy actually took Rosie to prom. FACT.

I bet he didn't get laid.

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Rant! wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:A lesser known, fairly quiet IGx'er and P&B guy actually took Rosie to prom. FACT.

I bet he didn't get laid.

Maybe he got laid and he is now the reason she likes women.

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Rant! wrote:Sorry Mick.

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Katie looks nothing at all like that bitch. BLASPHEMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Mickey O'neil wrote:
Rant! wrote:Sorry Mick.

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Katie looks nothing at all like that bitch. BLASPHEMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who gives a shit? If Rosie O'Donnell really did look like Katy Perry i'm pretty sure we'd all fuck her too. Her wife can watch.

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