Believe me, he's been roasted about that plenty, but I have it on good authority that he had to settle for half-heartedly fingerbanging her.Holeyfraggaroley wrote:Rant! wrote:WildGorillaMan wrote:A lesser known, fairly quiet IGx'er and P&B guy actually took Rosie to prom. FACT.
I bet he didn't get laid.
Maybe he got laid and he is now the reason she likes women.
I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.
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Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.
Mickey wtf man!
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Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.
No worries. That kid is a pole smoker.
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Katy Perry Asks VH1 To Tone Down Her Cleavage
After the whole Sesame Street debacle, it appears Katy Perry has asked VH1 to "tone down" her cleavage in a promo pic for the upcoming Divas Salute The Troops special.
Katy tweeted, "I was the one who asked VH1 to tone down my DIGITALIZED image on the poster, particularly the size of my chest... & I don't have handlers."
The photo shows Katy posing as a pinup model in a camouflage outfit. Check out the altered version below, as well as a pic of Katy performing at last night's AMAs.
A source told Us that Katy's "team thinks her boobs look too big" in the original Divas ad.
http://www.411mania.com/music/news/1632 ... eavage.htm
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Katy's "team" must be a bunch of flat chested bitches. There is no way that tits and too big should go together.
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Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.
Hey Mickey! Katy Perry on "The Simpsons" tonight. Just in case you hadn't heard.
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Thanks for the heads up, dingleberry!dingleberry wrote:Hey Mickey! Katy Perry on "The Simpsons" tonight. Just in case you hadn't heard.
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I just don't know about all this Katy Perry shit. She got some crazy scarey eyeballs. Like she would bite your jugular and suck you dry. You sure you want to roll around with her Mickey?
Obama...'I burned your house down and saved you from slipping in the bathtub." ...Greg Gutfeld.
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Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.
Andy77 wrote: Like she would ... suck you dry. You sure you want to roll around with her Mickey?
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I most definitely want her to suck me dry.
Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.
Die in her arms? Man you really got it bad. Why don't you send off an email and tell her how you feel?
Obama...'I burned your house down and saved you from slipping in the bathtub." ...Greg Gutfeld.
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No way:Andy77 wrote:I just don't know about all this Katy Perry shit. She got some crazy scarey eyeballs. Like she would bite your jugular and suck you dry. You sure you want to roll around with her Mickey?
A girl her size'd only be able to get down a liter or two at most. Then she'd leave Mick on the floor to bleed out the rest of the way.For a 150 to 160 pound man, the average estimated blood volume is about 4.7 to 5.0 liters (about 9.9 to 10.6 pints).
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I always knew she was I freak, I'm in love with her now too...
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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Hmm. If you had no frame of reference...this pic would almost seem metal....Crust Bucket wrote:
DVD Pimp wrote:Furthermore, it's pretty hard to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women while sitting on the couch eating cheetos and watching reality shows.
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She used to be a nice Christian girl and now she's a dirty whore. She's no Ethel Merman that's for sure.
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Soon she'll be doing regular movie spots with lot's of skin. In 10 years or so she'll start in with the neo feminist crap about women's bodies and how unfair it is that "older" women don't get roles.
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I'm dealing with some unpleasantness right now and the Katy pics on this thread have helped with my holiday cheer.
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Get happy my friend. I'd like to spank her.DrDonkeyLove wrote:I'm dealing with some unpleasantness right now and the Katy pics on this thread have helped with my holiday cheer.
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Is that BMac N Cheez in that video with her?Rant! wrote:Mickey,
At about 1:30 it gets filthy
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98WtmW-lfeE[/youtube]
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