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Still a bunch of bitches.
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Looks like everyone's favorite girl is letting the fox get into her henhouse....

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Looks like everyone's favorite girl is letting the fox get into her henhouse....

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Blackface, look at the fingernails. CLASSY.
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Name the dumb bitch:
But, seriously, my mother-in-law made some horrible pecan tart for Thanksgiving. WHY NO PUMPKIN PIE?

So, when I went to pick up lunch today, there was a pumpkin pie. And, I had just PR'd. And, that pie had my name on it.
Hint: She makes her kids eat hummus instead of a birthday cupcake.

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Name the dumb bitch:
But, seriously, my mother-in-law made some horrible pecan tart for Thanksgiving. WHY NO PUMPKIN PIE?

So, when I went to pick up lunch today, there was a pumpkin pie. And, I had just PR'd. And, that pie had my name on it.
Hint: She makes her kids eat hummus instead of a birthday cupcake.
I'm not sure I see the issue here...pumpkin pie is good. Perhaps she doesn't like pecan tarts. Perhaps she thinks pumpkin pie should be a staple at any red-blooded American Thanksgiving feast (it should). Have you never celebrated a great day with some pie? I think you're scraping the bottom of the hate barrel here.

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I agree. Even the hood rats love pumkin pie!

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Maybe her Mom has lost her marbles and forgot she is allergic to nuts. I didn't get pumpkin pie this year and was pretty pissed off too.

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pumpkin pie is the shit...

and no matter what people think of TC, the chick works her ass off. Came to our place a few times and she does put the effort in for sure. I did some online coaching for her when she was starting to drift away from @fit and got her set up on a solid strength program that she followed 100%. To her credit she comes off a bit whacky online, but that is more self-mockery more than anything else, in personal emails to me she is gracious, listens, and puts forth the suggestions that she is given to make herself better.

There are a lot of idiots online to put down, putting down someone who really truly tries to be better is kind of lame.

Focus on the morons of @fit who have fucked it up along the way, the Castro's, Couch's, Bmack's, etc and not the ones who have drifted away from the cult or who go against the koolaid mentality and make their own mark.

Besides how many of us in this thread got caught up with @fit in our lives and left it behind? For every one of us there is at least a dozen people tired of the shit, tired of the stupid workouts, tired of getting hurt and ready to train with their heads.

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Holeyfraggaroley wrote: she is allergic to nuts.
That explains a lot.
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Ash Uber Alles wrote:pumpkin pie is the shit...

and no matter what people think of TC, the chick works her ass off. Came to our place a few times and she does put the effort in for sure. I did some online coaching for her when she was starting to drift away from @fit and got her set up on a solid strength program that she followed 100%. To her credit she comes off a bit whacky online, but that is more self-mockery more than anything else, in personal emails to me she is gracious, listens, and puts forth the suggestions that she is given to make herself better.

There are a lot of idiots online to put down, putting down someone who really truly tries to be better is kind of lame.

Focus on the morons of @fit who have fucked it up along the way, the Castro's, Couch's, Bmack's, etc and not the ones who have drifted away from the cult or who go against the koolaid mentality and make their own mark.

Besides how many of us in this thread got caught up with @fit in our lives and left it behind? For every one of us there is at least a dozen people tired of the shit, tired of the stupid workouts, tired of getting hurt and ready to train with their heads.
I know what you're saying, and TC's probably a decent person like almost every other person out there. It's just that sometimes certain individuals come across as cheerleaders for the downright and indefensible dumbassery that is @ssfit, and unfortunately Cohen, in the vast majority of her public shenanigans, makes people really want to hate her sub-anorexic body. And sometimes my capacity for the "get-to-know-your-neighbour" love needed to embrace her skinny ass just aint there. But you obviously have it, and good on you sir.

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Yes, I'm drunk wrote:
Ash Uber Alles wrote:pumpkin pie is the shit...

and no matter what people think of TC, the chick works her ass off. Came to our place a few times and she does put the effort in for sure. I did some online coaching for her when she was starting to drift away from @fit and got her set up on a solid strength program that she followed 100%. To her credit she comes off a bit whacky online, but that is more self-mockery more than anything else, in personal emails to me she is gracious, listens, and puts forth the suggestions that she is given to make herself better.

There are a lot of idiots online to put down, putting down someone who really truly tries to be better is kind of lame.

Focus on the morons of @fit who have fucked it up along the way, the Castro's, Couch's, Bmack's, etc and not the ones who have drifted away from the cult or who go against the koolaid mentality and make their own mark.

Besides how many of us in this thread got caught up with @fit in our lives and left it behind? For every one of us there is at least a dozen people tired of the shit, tired of the stupid workouts, tired of getting hurt and ready to train with their heads.
I know what you're saying, and TC's probably a decent person like almost every other person out there. It's just that sometimes certain individuals come across as cheerleaders for the downright and indefensible dumbassery that is @ssfit, and unfortunately Cohen, in the vast majority of her public shenanigans, makes people really want to hate her sub-anorexic body. And sometimes my capacity for the "get-to-know-your-neighbour" love needed to embrace her skinny ass just aint there. But you obviously have it, and good on you sir.
She would be the first to tell you that I used to hate her ass. I thought she was a pain in the ass for the longest time because of the way she acts online. I can understand how that irks people for sure, but as I got to know her and her work ethic for physical improvement she grew on me.

There are times when she does need a good stabbing but she's good people.


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Ash Uber Alles wrote:
Yes, I'm drunk wrote:
Ash Uber Alles wrote:pumpkin pie is the shit...

and no matter what people think of TC, the chick works her ass off. Came to our place a few times and she does put the effort in for sure. I did some online coaching for her when she was starting to drift away from @fit and got her set up on a solid strength program that she followed 100%. To her credit she comes off a bit whacky online, but that is more self-mockery more than anything else, in personal emails to me she is gracious, listens, and puts forth the suggestions that she is given to make herself better.

There are a lot of idiots online to put down, putting down someone who really truly tries to be better is kind of lame.

Focus on the morons of @fit who have fucked it up along the way, the Castro's, Couch's, Bmack's, etc and not the ones who have drifted away from the cult or who go against the koolaid mentality and make their own mark.

Besides how many of us in this thread got caught up with @fit in our lives and left it behind? For every one of us there is at least a dozen people tired of the shit, tired of the stupid workouts, tired of getting hurt and ready to train with their heads.
I know what you're saying, and TC's probably a decent person like almost every other person out there. It's just that sometimes certain individuals come across as cheerleaders for the downright and indefensible dumbassery that is @ssfit, and unfortunately Cohen, in the vast majority of her public shenanigans, makes people really want to hate her sub-anorexic body. And sometimes my capacity for the "get-to-know-your-neighbour" love needed to embrace her skinny ass just aint there. But you obviously have it, and good on you sir.
She would be the first to tell you that I used to hate her ass. I thought she was a pain in the ass for the longest time because of the way she acts online. I can understand how that irks people for sure, but as I got to know her and her work ethic for physical improvement she grew on me.

There are times when she does need a good stabbing but she's good people.
Besides, technically she's not an @fitter anymore, so she's outside the purview of this thread. Start a Tamara-hating thread of your own if you really think this story has legs.

I do predict that within three days of getting banned once and for all from the @fit forumz (and she's definitely on the bubble) she'll be over here spewing foul mouthed ignorance of her own.
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I am surprised she isn't here already.

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Ash Uber Alles wrote:I am surprised she isn't here already.
Sometimes I think she is, but she's being coy. Sometimes I also think that Yes, I'm Drunk is Tamara's sockpuppet, inciting us to talk about her so she can laugh at us. YID is too much of a one-trick pony to be anything other.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Ash Uber Alles wrote:I am surprised she isn't here already.
Sometimes I think she is, but she's being coy. Sometimes I also think that Yes, I'm Drunk is Tamara's sockpuppet, inciting us to talk about her so she can laugh at us. YID is too much of a one-trick pony to be anything other.
hey, you never know...

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I just *heart* TC!


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If YID is someones sock puppet, I am impressed with their level knowledge regarding British shit.
I always got the impression thats a legit limey redcoat.
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Y'all need to quit yapping about TC and post a password to Killer Crushes.

http://killercrushes.com./main.php

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YID is likely Rant if you remember some of his early posts
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Herv100 wrote:YID is likely Rant if you remember some of his early posts
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