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BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
Kazuya Mishima wrote:they can pry the bacon from my cold dead hand.
Jezebel Jones wrote:. If you're going to do something with such obviously shitty technique why not kettlebell swings?
Hee! I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about...WildGorillaMan wrote:Jezebel Jones wrote:. If you're going to do something with such obviously shitty technique why not kettlebell swings?
I totally see what you did there.
Kazuya Mishima wrote:they can pry the bacon from my cold dead hand.
One of my favorite things about @Fit is the RD (Random Douche) who watches over these women like some kind of cargo shorted sensei. "The slop is strong with this one Couch Vader".Damien wrote:I clicked on the link, and the first video that showed up had the girl doing shit-double unders and snatches.
This is the starting position of one of her first snatch reps.
Mao wrote:Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. Our principle is that the Party commands the gun, and the gun must never be allowed to command the Party
That is outrageous! I got a kink in my back from watching the first set, could not finish watching. Hurt too much. Unbelievable!
Well, either way she strikes me as a fine young lady of high character. Just high enough to take cell phone pictures and put them on the internet.WildGorillaMan wrote:The first one there isn't an @fitter, she's a figure competitor. She trains pretty much Globo-style.
One of my favorite things about @Fit is the RD (Random Douche) who watches over these women like some kind of cargo shorted sensei. "The slop is strong with this one Couch Vader".
Kazuya Mishima wrote:they can pry the bacon from my cold dead hand.
Fixed...Jezebel Jones wrote:You know what, fuck you @fit fucks.
I give you The Jezebel.
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Ed Zachary wrote:Best meat rub ever is Jergen's.
LOL!!!!!coop wrote:
Speed to start, comfort to cool down, chocolate milk for recovery.
I think I just PR'd my WOD.coop wrote:Fixed...Jezebel Jones wrote:You know what, fuck you @fit fucks.
I give you The Jezebel.
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If you didnt video it with a dude in cargo shorts timing you, it doesn't count.Charismatic megafauna wrote:
I think I just PR'd my WOD.
The Nightman wrote:If you didnt video it with a dude in cargo shorts timing you, it doesn't count.Charismatic megafauna wrote:
I think I just PR'd my WOD.
All told, that's a thread with about 2400 posts of people bitching and complaining.Yes I Have Balls wrote:So, let me see if I understand the brilliance of this scam:
1) Get 1000s and 1000s of people to pay $20+ to submit a workout video for the "gaymes"
2) Build a shitty website that cannot possibly handle all the traffic
3) Have 1000s and 1000s of people unable to join, submit times/video, who are angry at the lack of transparency and communication from CFHQ who BTW, have ALL already had their credit cards charged.
4) ?????
5) Profit
http://games.crossfit.com/features/dont-wait-too-long
Can't figure out if the registration cost is $10 or $20, but with 30,000 registrants we're talking between a quarter mil and a half million bucks for people to send in videos of themselves jumping ropes.Yes I Have Balls wrote:So, let me see if I understand the brilliance of this scam:
1) Get 1000s and 1000s of people to pay $20+ to submit a workout video for the "gaymes"
2) Build a shitty website that cannot possibly handle all the traffic
3) Have 1000s and 1000s of people unable to join, submit times/video, who are angry at the lack of transparency and communication from CFHQ who BTW, have ALL already had their credit cards charged.
4) ?????
5) Profit
http://games.crossfit.com/features/dont-wait-too-long
I say to pass the popcorn because you know it is going to be a train wreck.protobuilder wrote:What could possibly go wrong with an online fitness competition managed by Crossfit HQ?
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
GammaRayGummo wrote:
All told, that's a thread with about 2400 posts of people bitching and complaining.
Eleet Fail.
I've got to say, this whole "open" thing is a pretty sweet deal for them. IT infrastructure is probably, in the end, a whole lot less costly than running actual events AND gets a lot more people paying in. Plus it has the "credibility" factor of everybody qualifying by doing the same thing. One thing @Fit is good at is marketing and turning a profit. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.kreator wrote:Can't figure out if the registration cost is $10 or $20, but with 30,000 registrants we're talking between a quarter mil and a half million bucks for people to send in videos of themselves jumping ropes.Yes I Have Balls wrote:So, let me see if I understand the brilliance of this scam:
1) Get 1000s and 1000s of people to pay $20+ to submit a workout video for the "gaymes"
2) Build a shitty website that cannot possibly handle all the traffic
3) Have 1000s and 1000s of people unable to join, submit times/video, who are angry at the lack of transparency and communication from CFHQ who BTW, have ALL already had their credit cards charged.
4) ?????
5) Profit
http://games.crossfit.com/features/dont-wait-too-long
And judging by the utter ineptitude of the site, I doubt the web devs are being paid more than few grand.
What a total dick! LOVE ITDairus B Wow you all are a bunch of whining sissies! By the sound of your cry baby complaints Im guessing your like me, a nobody who doesnt have a shot. A real athlete doesnt whine and complain. Where else in the history of sport do you have a chance like this? The road of the first person to do something, like CF is doing here, is always the hardest. It will get better each week. You whinners seem to think that there is no learning curve, quit crying. You dont hear anyone in the top 100 complaining so you should quit crying and model yourself after the true athletes in this competition and enjoy the fact that you are on the same playing field as Miko, Speal, Froning, Annie, and all the other non-sissy real CF athletes. Shut up and let CF learn how to make history. Babies...
Posted at 9:54 PM PDT on March 26, 2011
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