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It appears that Lauren and CCT Joey have opened their own affiliate...
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Captain- ... 4949752878

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Quacktacular wrote:It appears that Lauren and CCT Joey have opened their own affiliate...
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Captain- ... 4949752878
Joey Powell is a fucking tool.

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Quacktacular wrote:It appears that Lauren and CCT Joey have opened their own affiliate...
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Captain- ... 4949752878
Maximizing human potential through legitimate, functional fitness.
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I wish she'd maximize our jerk off potential by loosing those dairy cannons for some photo ops.
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Someone who seems to know what he's doing offers a critique of the Gaymes operations;

http://www.cjtdigital.com/index.php?opt ... am-musings
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Cave Canem wrote:Someone who seems to know what he's doing offers a critique of the Gaymes operations;

http://www.cjtdigital.com/index.php?opt ... am-musings
Some awesome from that post:
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I winced uncomfortably when Dave Castro, at the "Roundtable" of elite athletes referred to the "40 douche bags" that comment on the site and criticize form. That, my friends, is the harbinger of the screw-you attitude that seems to pervade from HQ on down, especially in regard to the games site being so buggy. It began with a lot of the concern being voiced on the old games site - every time someone logged in and made a comment about "information being released in a trickle" or "HQ obviously knows where the regionals will be held", the counter attack from HQ was pretty swift and defensive. A lot of the comments were steeped in genuine concern - how the judging would be fair, how video taping would allow for accuracy in judging, and so on. Those who wrote anything other than "Awesome work guys! Can't wait for the games!" were made to feel like they were being unreasonable in voicing their concerns. By HQ, and even by other athletes.
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protobuilder wrote:
I winced uncomfortably when Dave Castro, at the "Roundtable" of elite athletes referred to the "40 douche bags" that comment on the site and criticize form. That, my friends, is the harbinger of the screw-you attitude that seems to pervade from HQ on down, especially in regard to the games site being so buggy. It began with a lot of the concern being voiced on the old games site - every time someone logged in and made a comment about "information being released in a trickle" or "HQ obviously knows where the regionals will be held", the counter attack from HQ was pretty swift and defensive. A lot of the comments were steeped in genuine concern - how the judging would be fair, how video taping would allow for accuracy in judging, and so on. Those who wrote anything other than "Awesome work guys! Can't wait for the games!" were made to feel like they were being unreasonable in voicing their concerns. By HQ, and even by other athletes.
What's the saying? Those who don't know their history are doomed to repeat it?
THIS is how fucking HQ communicates with its consumers?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc-Q3lXCn0w

Someone needs to send Honey Badger over to HQ.....

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
protobuilder wrote:
I winced uncomfortably when Dave Castro, at the "Roundtable" of elite athletes referred to the "40 douche bags" that comment on the site and criticize form. That, my friends, is the harbinger of the screw-you attitude that seems to pervade from HQ on down, especially in regard to the games site being so buggy. It began with a lot of the concern being voiced on the old games site - every time someone logged in and made a comment about "information being released in a trickle" or "HQ obviously knows where the regionals will be held", the counter attack from HQ was pretty swift and defensive. A lot of the comments were steeped in genuine concern - how the judging would be fair, how video taping would allow for accuracy in judging, and so on. Those who wrote anything other than "Awesome work guys! Can't wait for the games!" were made to feel like they were being unreasonable in voicing their concerns. By HQ, and even by other athletes.
What's the saying? Those who don't know their history are doomed to repeat it?
THIS is how fucking HQ communicates with its consumers?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc-Q3lXCn0w

Someone needs to send Honey Badger over to HQ.....
Fuck those bunch of sheep. I hope HQ keeps fucking their eyes out. If they can't see past the bullshit they deserve what they get.
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That news show is hilarious.

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:As a cleanse, I offer the near-perfect Ms. Abi Grove:

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69kg (153), if that's a 15kg bar and 15lb bumpers on the end. Still fucking boss.
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Wendler with restrained wit:
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Ed Zachary wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:
protobuilder wrote:
I winced uncomfortably when Dave Castro, at the "Roundtable" of elite athletes referred to the "40 douche bags" that comment on the site and criticize form. That, my friends, is the harbinger of the screw-you attitude that seems to pervade from HQ on down, especially in regard to the games site being so buggy. It began with a lot of the concern being voiced on the old games site - every time someone logged in and made a comment about "information being released in a trickle" or "HQ obviously knows where the regionals will be held", the counter attack from HQ was pretty swift and defensive. A lot of the comments were steeped in genuine concern - how the judging would be fair, how video taping would allow for accuracy in judging, and so on. Those who wrote anything other than "Awesome work guys! Can't wait for the games!" were made to feel like they were being unreasonable in voicing their concerns. By HQ, and even by other athletes.
What's the saying? Those who don't know their history are doomed to repeat it?
THIS is how fucking HQ communicates with its consumers?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc-Q3lXCn0w


Someone needs to send Honey Badger over to HQ.....
Fuck those bunch of sheep. I hope HQ keeps fucking their eyes out. If they can't see past the bullshit they deserve what they get.

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kreator wrote:That news show is hilarious.
Who the fuck dresses these morons?
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time for a news cleanse, that was fucking gay

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friedquads wrote:Who the fuck dresses these morons?
The same people that teach them how to snatch.
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:As a cleanse, I offer the near-perfect Ms. Abi Grove:

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Wow.

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And double wow! Still tired of the handstand pics though.

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I know that we all know, no one really does @fit to become eleet at the gaymes. Last years winner, Graham Holmberg sure doesn't:
This year, with 16 weeks until the Games, Graham has created a plan that incorporates nutrition, strength, skill, mobility, long and slow distance work and what Brandon calls “athleticism” work. As the Games get closer, Graham will replace more of his strength work with WODs, and start to replace his long slow distance work with interval training.

According to Brandon, Graham is “already so good at CrossFit WODs that he really has to step back and hammer specific weaknesses and attack them to get better.” This is the function of his off-season training. His goal is to shore up weak points and build a base of fitness that he will build on top of in his higher intensity training leading up into the Games.

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Dear hot ass @fit andro broad at my gym

If you are going to do burpees please do them right. Stop with the fucking noodle flop, no push up, and bunny hop shit.

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You didn't take pix? You know she would have posed. Give her a "Work the camera make love to it" you could get full frontal. It could happen.

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stosh wrote:Wendler with restrained wit:
It must be safe to assume that EliteFts has ended is affiliation with @fit, right?
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Holeyfraggaroley wrote:You didn't take pix? You know she would have posed. Give her a "Work the camera make love to it" you could get full frontal. It could happen.
Nah, she's a religious gal and I like her and her hubby so no pics.
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Ed Zachary wrote:
Holeyfraggaroley wrote:You didn't take pix? You know she would have posed. Give her a "Work the camera make love to it" you could get full frontal. It could happen.
Nah, she's a religious gal and I like her and her hubby so no pics.
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:
Holeyfraggaroley wrote:You didn't take pix? You know she would have posed. Give her a "Work the camera make love to it" you could get full frontal. It could happen.
Nah, she's a religious gal and I like her and her hubby so no pics.
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rather sounds to me like he may have tapped that already and doesn't want the Amazon to know....
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