The couch thread
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It appears that Lauren and CCT Joey have opened their own affiliate...
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Joey Powell is a fucking tool.Quacktacular wrote:It appears that Lauren and CCT Joey have opened their own affiliate...
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Quacktacular wrote:It appears that Lauren and CCT Joey have opened their own affiliate...
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Captain- ... 4949752878
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You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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I wish she'd maximize our jerk off potential by loosing those dairy cannons for some photo ops.
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Someone who seems to know what he's doing offers a critique of the Gaymes operations;
http://www.cjtdigital.com/index.php?opt ... am-musings
http://www.cjtdigital.com/index.php?opt ... am-musings
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Some awesome from that post:Cave Canem wrote:Someone who seems to know what he's doing offers a critique of the Gaymes operations;
http://www.cjtdigital.com/index.php?opt ... am-musings
to all of you people who have been bullying the people who have been expression exasperation, there's really no other way to say it. Fuck off. Seriously. Fuck off. You are small, petty, bullies.
The only difference between you and the people speaking up is that YOU didn't have technical issues. That does NOT make you a Buddhist monk. It just makes you an asshole that got lucky. If you expect me to believe that you are the kind of people who willingly waive the slower old lady with 20 coupons in front of you at the checkout counter, or who could care less if the guy in front of you accidentally lets a whole green light cycle through because he's texting, then you must take me for a fool. To suggest that your bad-ass CrossFit sensibility has no tolerance for anyone who speaks up about problems and concerns they may have, makes you, most likely, a tremendous hypocrite.
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What's the saying? Those who don't know their history are doomed to repeat it?I winced uncomfortably when Dave Castro, at the "Roundtable" of elite athletes referred to the "40 douche bags" that comment on the site and criticize form. That, my friends, is the harbinger of the screw-you attitude that seems to pervade from HQ on down, especially in regard to the games site being so buggy. It began with a lot of the concern being voiced on the old games site - every time someone logged in and made a comment about "information being released in a trickle" or "HQ obviously knows where the regionals will be held", the counter attack from HQ was pretty swift and defensive. A lot of the comments were steeped in genuine concern - how the judging would be fair, how video taping would allow for accuracy in judging, and so on. Those who wrote anything other than "Awesome work guys! Can't wait for the games!" were made to feel like they were being unreasonable in voicing their concerns. By HQ, and even by other athletes.
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THIS is how fucking HQ communicates with its consumers?protobuilder wrote:What's the saying? Those who don't know their history are doomed to repeat it?I winced uncomfortably when Dave Castro, at the "Roundtable" of elite athletes referred to the "40 douche bags" that comment on the site and criticize form. That, my friends, is the harbinger of the screw-you attitude that seems to pervade from HQ on down, especially in regard to the games site being so buggy. It began with a lot of the concern being voiced on the old games site - every time someone logged in and made a comment about "information being released in a trickle" or "HQ obviously knows where the regionals will be held", the counter attack from HQ was pretty swift and defensive. A lot of the comments were steeped in genuine concern - how the judging would be fair, how video taping would allow for accuracy in judging, and so on. Those who wrote anything other than "Awesome work guys! Can't wait for the games!" were made to feel like they were being unreasonable in voicing their concerns. By HQ, and even by other athletes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc-Q3lXCn0w
Someone needs to send Honey Badger over to HQ.....
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Fuck those bunch of sheep. I hope HQ keeps fucking their eyes out. If they can't see past the bullshit they deserve what they get.Yes I Have Balls wrote:THIS is how fucking HQ communicates with its consumers?protobuilder wrote:What's the saying? Those who don't know their history are doomed to repeat it?I winced uncomfortably when Dave Castro, at the "Roundtable" of elite athletes referred to the "40 douche bags" that comment on the site and criticize form. That, my friends, is the harbinger of the screw-you attitude that seems to pervade from HQ on down, especially in regard to the games site being so buggy. It began with a lot of the concern being voiced on the old games site - every time someone logged in and made a comment about "information being released in a trickle" or "HQ obviously knows where the regionals will be held", the counter attack from HQ was pretty swift and defensive. A lot of the comments were steeped in genuine concern - how the judging would be fair, how video taping would allow for accuracy in judging, and so on. Those who wrote anything other than "Awesome work guys! Can't wait for the games!" were made to feel like they were being unreasonable in voicing their concerns. By HQ, and even by other athletes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc-Q3lXCn0w
Someone needs to send Honey Badger over to HQ.....
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That news show is hilarious.
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69kg (153), if that's a 15kg bar and 15lb bumpers on the end. Still fucking boss.Yes I Have Balls wrote:As a cleanse, I offer the near-perfect Ms. Abi Grove:
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Ed Zachary wrote:Fuck those bunch of sheep. I hope HQ keeps fucking their eyes out. If they can't see past the bullshit they deserve what they get.Yes I Have Balls wrote:THIS is how fucking HQ communicates with its consumers?protobuilder wrote:What's the saying? Those who don't know their history are doomed to repeat it?I winced uncomfortably when Dave Castro, at the "Roundtable" of elite athletes referred to the "40 douche bags" that comment on the site and criticize form. That, my friends, is the harbinger of the screw-you attitude that seems to pervade from HQ on down, especially in regard to the games site being so buggy. It began with a lot of the concern being voiced on the old games site - every time someone logged in and made a comment about "information being released in a trickle" or "HQ obviously knows where the regionals will be held", the counter attack from HQ was pretty swift and defensive. A lot of the comments were steeped in genuine concern - how the judging would be fair, how video taping would allow for accuracy in judging, and so on. Those who wrote anything other than "Awesome work guys! Can't wait for the games!" were made to feel like they were being unreasonable in voicing their concerns. By HQ, and even by other athletes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc-Q3lXCn0w
Someone needs to send Honey Badger over to HQ.....
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Who the fuck dresses these morons?kreator wrote:That news show is hilarious.
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time for a news cleanse, that was fucking gay


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The same people that teach them how to snatch.friedquads wrote:Who the fuck dresses these morons?
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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Wow.Yes I Have Balls wrote:As a cleanse, I offer the near-perfect Ms. Abi Grove:
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And double wow! Still tired of the handstand pics though.


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I know that we all know, no one really does @fit to become eleet at the gaymes. Last years winner, Graham Holmberg sure doesn't:
This year, with 16 weeks until the Games, Graham has created a plan that incorporates nutrition, strength, skill, mobility, long and slow distance work and what Brandon calls “athleticism” work. As the Games get closer, Graham will replace more of his strength work with WODs, and start to replace his long slow distance work with interval training.
According to Brandon, Graham is “already so good at CrossFit WODs that he really has to step back and hammer specific weaknesses and attack them to get better.” This is the function of his off-season training. His goal is to shore up weak points and build a base of fitness that he will build on top of in his higher intensity training leading up into the Games.
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Dear hot ass @fit andro broad at my gym
If you are going to do burpees please do them right. Stop with the fucking noodle flop, no push up, and bunny hop shit.
Ed
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Show more tit.
If you are going to do burpees please do them right. Stop with the fucking noodle flop, no push up, and bunny hop shit.
Ed
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You didn't take pix? You know she would have posed. Give her a "Work the camera make love to it" you could get full frontal. It could happen.
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It must be safe to assume that EliteFts has ended is affiliation with @fit, right?stosh wrote:Wendler with restrained wit:
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Nah, she's a religious gal and I like her and her hubby so no pics.Holeyfraggaroley wrote:You didn't take pix? You know she would have posed. Give her a "Work the camera make love to it" you could get full frontal. It could happen.
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fagEd Zachary wrote:Nah, she's a religious gal and I like her and her hubby so no pics.Holeyfraggaroley wrote:You didn't take pix? You know she would have posed. Give her a "Work the camera make love to it" you could get full frontal. It could happen.
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:fagEd Zachary wrote:Nah, she's a religious gal and I like her and her hubby so no pics.Holeyfraggaroley wrote:You didn't take pix? You know she would have posed. Give her a "Work the camera make love to it" you could get full frontal. It could happen.
rather sounds to me like he may have tapped that already and doesn't want the Amazon to know....
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