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Shoreline really captures that blend of incompetence and condescension that defines the pure @fit experience.

Jag Panzer wrote:Shoreline really captures that blend of incompetence and condescension that defines the pure @fit experience.

Perfectly stated.

Then we embark upon (for most of us) the most intense athletic experience of our lives: CrossFit.

And here we begin to get a little more insight into the dysfunction that is @fit.

Cave Canem wrote:

As scary as that it is, I'd still hit it.

Plumey is a fucking dope. Gristly, andro'd up, koolaid sucking wench.

Jay wrote:Its our weekend warrior culture.

Its not enough to just workout and compete in legitimate sporting events, they have to recreate Sparta.

This like a motherfucker. Found this on Stremfvillun




Re: S&C Goals for Military/SF
by MOA » Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:54 pm

Here's a serious fucking answer:

If you're asking this question, then you have so fucking far to go that any answer you get won't be helpful at all to you. As a matter of fact, you may just want to quit now and save a lot of people a lot of trouble. Gym numbers don't mean fuck all on a battlefield. How's your multi-day hide site time? How many reps did you get on "drag/carry/move-any-way-you-fucking-can your wounded buddy to MEDEVAC" day? What's your max number of patrols led with little food and less sleep? How many rounds can you get on target when your heart rate is at about 110% of your Training HR Zone and some asshole is working towards a new PR in your direction?

Instead of worrying about being the "Ideal" Soldier or *gag* "Operator," worry about being the strongest, fastest sonofabitch you can be, and let the other shit fall into place. That's what Marauder was trying to tell you with the Conan quote; it wasn't internet jackassery, it was a sagacious Yoda-esque advisory that you should, to use a Wendler quote, "Train to be a Motherfucker."

I don't know who you are, or why you're asking this loaded fucking question, but odds are you need to seriously reevaluate your reasons for doing so.

Serious enough?


http://strengthvillain.com/forum/viewto ... =19&t=1982

Shoreline never disappoints. Illiterate, ill-spoken, incompetent.

Captain Quack wrote:Lulz, delusions, and spelling errors. Go Shoreline!
http://www.shorelinecrossfit.com/2011/0 ... ing-glass/

It took me four years of high school to realize that I was a poor writer. Four years. What a shocker senior year when I took my first honors class and got a D on my first paper.

It took you a lot longer to realize that you suck at counting. The start of senior year is not "four years."

kreator wrote:

Captain Quack wrote:Lulz, delusions, and spelling errors. Go Shoreline!
http://www.shorelinecrossfit.com/2011/0 ... ing-glass/

It took me four years of high school to realize that I was a poor writer. Four years. What a shocker senior year when I took my first honors class and got a D on my first paper.

It took you a lot longer to realize that you suck at counting. The start of senior year is not "four years."

Have you seen his writing? For him, the start of senior year very well might have been four years in. I've seen 6th graders that can write and think more intelligently.

More delusion from an ass monkey

http://tomkurz.wordpress.com/2011/06/05 ... are-equal/

Crust Bucket wrote:More delusion from an ass monkey

http://tomkurz.wordpress.com/2011/06/05 ... are-equal/

Such faggotry.

kreator wrote:

Captain Quack wrote:Lulz, delusions, and spelling errors. Go Shoreline!
http://www.shorelinecrossfit.com/2011/0 ... ing-glass/

It took me four years of high school to realize that I was a poor writer. Four years. What a shocker senior year when I took my first honors class and got a D on my first paper.

It took you a lot longer to realize that you suck at counting. The start of senior year is not "four years."

What if you repeated, say, 10th grade?

Yes I Have Balls wrote:

Dale Saran wrote …

If Greg Glassman cured cancer tomorrow and shared it with the world, Jason Ashman would be on here saying what a piece of cr@p Coach is for doing it and how it was all about trying to make a buck.

If Otis cured cancer, it would be because he accidentally stumbled across the answer while reading Jesse's Phys condition for wrestling on the shitter in the Mayberry drunk tank.

I don't know much about Crossfit, but I want to be involved in the thread that's about to hit 1000 pages. For fairness sake I should mention that I know one guy in Sydney who runs local Crossfit. His approach to training is very reasonable. At least he tries to avoid rhabdo in his clients.

anyone who avoids rhabdo is ok in my book.

But still, fuck @fit.

Ubersus wrote:I don't know much about Crossfit, but I want to be involved in the thread that's about to hit 1000 pages. For fairness sake I should mention that I know one guy in Sydney who runs local Crossfit. His approach to training is very reasonable. At least he tries to avoid rhabdo in his clients.

Seeing shit like this makes me question how reasonable in training the @Fit trainers in Australia really are:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4X3mIJkoLo[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxkfLU1sVx4[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOkikdrEGlE[/youtube]

Wildgorillaman should post crossfit porn until we get to 1000.

Jeezus what a pole smoker.

More chalk than a chalkboard-Check
Gay ass Cornelius shoes-Check
So stupid that you let the world see you're a dumbass by putting retarded lift attempts on YouTube=Priceless.

tough old man wrote:Wildgorillaman should post crossfit porn until we get to 1000.

Isn't Zercher's supposed to start off the floor? In any case, it's quite hilarious.

Edit. Just looked it up. I am wrong about the floor start.

Crust Bucket wrote:Jeezus what a pole smoker.

More chalk than a chalkboard-Check
Gay ass Cornelius shoes-Check
So stupid that you let the world see you're a dumbass by putting retarded lift attempts on YouTube=Priceless.

Ubersus wrote:Isn't Zercher's supposed to start off the floor? In any case, it's quite hilarious.

Edit. Just looked it up. I am wrong about the floor start.

I think all around lifters start from the floor. In either case, Crossfitters are too "elite" to do so.

I ran in the warrior dash with some guys from work yesterday. Had some lulz to myself when the one who "does" @fit endurance didn't show.

ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:I ran in the warrior dash with some guys from work yesterday. Had some lulz to myself when the one who "does" @fit endurance didn't show.

LOL

Pure win.

ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:I ran in the warrior dash with some guys from work yesterday. Had some lulz to myself when the one who "does" @fit endurance didn't show.

at least he's sticking to the CFE plan. gotta count for something.