The couch thread

Alfred_E._Neuman · Post by **Alfred_E._Neuman** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:50 am

Looking at Annie's pics, you have to wonder if Couch's drunken ramblings about the hierarchy of putting on muscle is as follows:
BB
@fit
BB on the pin
@fit on the pin

If Annie's been hitting typical @fit WADs, added the needle, and came up with those results, holy shit.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:08 am

For women, maybe. Not for men.

Jesus, she is jacked.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:32 am

friedquads wrote:
Cave Canem wrote:
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WGM- You've got to work your monkey magic and get the chicks who send in pics like this to turn around.
Agreed!

What makes you think I don't? And do you think I'm really going to kill the goose that laid the golden egg by sharing the goods with YOU reprobates?

Steggy · Post by **Steggy** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:31 am

Is AllisonNYC sipping less kool-aid these day?

Some people have seriously got to give me a break. If I see one more picture of a trainer cheering on someone with a loaded up barbell in a godawful position, I might jump through the computer screen an open up a can of whoop ass. Trainers are supposed to help make them better.. not rush them to go heavier and faster! duhhhhh

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:42 pm

If you INSIST on doing box jumps, regardless of what The Coach Daniel John and others say, then say hello to the newest Crossfit fashion trend.

Stillwater · Post by **Stillwater** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:14 pm

Crossfit: There's no such thing as overtraining, just underdosing

big_t2100 · Post by **big_t2100** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:35 pm

Yes......please encourage her to do her own version.....Only naked!

Holeyfraggaroley · Post by **Holeyfraggaroley** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 4:06 pm

Bff and More? Holy three way batman! WGM you need to work you wiley simian ways and get some naked pics of both. You would most likely be crowned king of IGx for a day or so.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 4:22 pm

Barky dirty

sanchezero · Post by **sanchezero** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:59 pm

dunno why you guys are acting all surprised. she's been in a lesbian relationship for awhile now.

Holeyfraggaroley · Post by **Holeyfraggaroley** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:08 pm

I bet @ft HQ developed those knee pad shin guard thingys when hunkering down over the couches dick.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:12 pm

Holeyfraggaroley wrote:I bet @ft HQ developed those knee pad shin guard thingys when hunkering down over the couches dick.

Of coarse they did. Callouses aren't for the hardcore.
http://www.newgrip.com/crossfit.html

lesser_rebelangel · Post by **lesser_rebelangel** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:26 pm

Turdacious wrote: Of coarse they did. Callouses aren't for the hardcore.
http://www.newgrip.com/crossfit.html

Those things are fucking dumb, they're some kind of foam padded shit. Wearing them while trying to grip something is like trying to play the piano while wearing mittens. You might as well cut your damn hands off. Although I'm thinking about wearing the next time I'm jerkin' it to one of WGMs blog posts.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:31 pm

Holeyfraggaroley wrote:I bet @ft HQ developed those knee pad shin guard thingys when hunkering down over the couches dick.

Those are soccer shinpads, dude. I'm suggesting the next big trend. HQ sees retarded and preventable injuries amongst the KoolAiderati as badges of honor. They'd never suggest that people do something intelligent like protect their shins or, better yet, don't do box jumps at all.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:46 pm

Jeezus...

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:50 pm

Stream of consciousness Beat Poetry is the 12th @fit Skill.

http://games.crossfit.com/features/videos/confidence

"I'm a lifeguard on the ocean of potential!"

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:57 pm

actually, rapist_angel, those are similar to gymnastics equipment that do the same thing.

smartest procuct I've seen marketed towards XF yet. Thumbs down to HepC.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:01 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:Stream of consciousness Beat Poetry is the 12th @fit Skill.

http://games.crossfit.com/features/videos/confidence

"I'm a lifeguard on the ocean of potential!"

Which reminds me, how come no one has written the code for a Random Couch Quote Generator?

Dan Martin · Post by **Dan Martin** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:05 pm

sanchezero wrote:dunno why you guys are acting all surprised. she's been in a lesbian relationship for awhile now.

Is it a committed LTR, or just a walk on the wild side?

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:10 pm

Look upon the victims of exercise addiction and group-cult-think

http://www.facebook.com/groups/ilovecrossfit/

And laugh.

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:16 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:Stream of consciousness Beat Poetry is the 12th @fit Skill.

http://games.crossfit.com/features/videos/confidence

"I'm a lifeguard on the ocean of potential!"

"Standing back up felt like drowning in reverse"

Seriously, who the fuck comes up with this shit ? Even if I still got high, I couldn't understand that drivel.

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:17 pm

Dan Martin wrote:
sanchezero wrote:dunno why you guys are acting all surprised. she's been in a lesbian relationship for awhile now.

Is it a committed LTR, or just a walk on the wild side?

I think he's referring to B-Boi.

lesser_rebelangel · Post by **lesser_rebelangel** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:49 pm

Shafman wrote:actually, rapist_angel, those are similar to gymnastics equipment that do the same thing.

smartest procuct I've seen marketed towards XF yet. Thumbs down to HepC.

You haven't used that particular brand then, have you? I'm familiar with the gymnastics grippers, cunt, as my wife did gymnastics, so I know the difference between the leather/leather-ish variety and that shit. The brand in that picture sucks because it's a kind of padded foam. I've used them and they suck. So suck some dick.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:08 pm

lesser_rebelangel wrote:
Shafman wrote:actually, rapist_angel, those are similar to gymnastics equipment that do the same thing.

smartest procuct I've seen marketed towards XF yet. Thumbs down to HepC.
You haven't used that particular brand then, have you? I'm familiar with the gymnastics grippers, cunt, as my wife did gymnastics, so I know the difference between the leather/leather-ish variety and that shit. The brand in that picture sucks because it's a kind of padded foam. I've used them and they suck. So suck some dick.

The Crawdaddy · Post by **The Crawdaddy** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:40 pm

lesser_rebelangel wrote:
Shafman wrote:actually, rapist_angel, those are similar to gymnastics equipment that do the same thing.

smartest procuct I've seen marketed towards XF yet. Thumbs down to HepC.
You haven't used that particular brand then, have you? I'm familiar with the gymnastics grippers, cunt, as my wife did gymnastics, so I know the difference between the leather/leather-ish variety and that shit. The brand in that picture sucks because it's a kind of padded foam. I've used them and they suck. So suck some dick.

Just a wee bit'o flame spray....

IGX

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