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Captain Quack wrote:OK, so I now know what fearless means. It means changing the goalposts so that their new format can't be compared to the standard sprint triathlon. Got it!Gin Master wrote:They run the whole thing twice. According to the site:Captain Quack wrote:They seem mathematically challenged. Let me help.
2.5k run x 2 = 5k run.
There you go!
( 375M SWIM + 10K BIKE + 2.5K RUN ) × 2 = FEARLESS
Catra is able to suck that shit up because she has conditioned herself for years. In other words, specialization is necessary.Grandpa's Spells wrote:And she's in her late 40's.Gin Master wrote:They run the whole thing twice. According to the site:Captain Quack wrote:They seem mathematically challenged. Let me help.
2.5k run x 2 = 5k run.
There you go!
( 375M SWIM + 10K BIKE + 2.5K RUN ) × 2 = FEARLESS
Damn. 100 miles the week before. Shredded her leg 4 miles in to a 31 mile race. A DNF would be understandable here, right? Shit no! Let's wipe the blood off, turn the heat up, and pass some bitches going up a nasty hill.protobuilder wrote:Who is more fearless: the Fearless 5K run-joggers in SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA (notorious for its harsh, unforgiving weather that is not for the faint hearted)...
or The Diva?
Bitch ran for 8 hours straight on rough terrain in the summer heat with a fall and after running 100 miles the week before.Ran Stevens creek 50k yesterday and it was all good until 4.5 miles with I fell. I was running downhill fooling with my ipod not paying attention, and bam. I went sliding on my left side. My hand and thigh got pretty shredded. I was ready to bail, but jumped up and cleaned the blood up a bit and kept going.
I was much slower then I had wanted to be but was happy to make it to 20 miles in 4:45. I was kinda thinking of quitting there, but the winner Jean was so helpful at getting me what I needed I somehow just kept going.
At this point it was getting hot and I knew it was going to get ugly. I could tell how bad people were looking that it was going to be tough climbing back out from the turn around. When I saw my friend Fast Jerry not looking so pretty, I thought yikes !!!I hope I can make it back out and get to the finish ;-)
I was happy to finally get to the turn around. I refueled and got ice in my bandanna to put around my neck. My energy was totally gone, and I just inched my way up the steep climb. I only had 6.5 miles to go but it was brutal.
I was exhausted on that climb and pretty much walk most of that 6.5 miles to the finish. I did pass 4 people in that section so was happy ;-)
I finished in 8:19 didn't think I could be so slow running a 50k but after falling and having run a hundred miler the week before I was happy I made it.
Bitches be crazy, Bmack!
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
powerlifter54 wrote:Brilliant stuff... but better bring the body bag in case some dumbass gets back in water fatigued and DNFs. (Does Not Float)
Captain Quack wrote:Adding 3 more transitions to what is essentially a sprint triathlon would be enough for me to call it too much of a pain in the ass to bother with.
But I'd totally do it if there were 100 burpees required at each transition.kreator wrote:Captain Quack wrote:Adding 3 more transitions to what is essentially a sprint triathlon would be enough for me to call it too much of a pain in the ass to bother with.
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see, that's the genius - when these guys post abysmal times they point to time lost in the pits and say 'but, look...'Captain Quack wrote:Adding 3 more transitions to what is essentially a sprint triathlon would be enough for me to call it too much of a pain in the ass to bother with.
Q. What is twice as hot as two nipples?protobuilder wrote:less talk
Fucktwit, those are pierced.The man in black wrote:Q. What is twice as hot as two nipples?protobuilder wrote:less talk
A. Four nipples!
This is where I've to finally hoist the white flag because XF has proven to be superior to me. Their ability to flummox the shit out of me is truly elite. Until yesterday I thought changing is the bother aspect of a triathlon and swimming/cycling/running the fun part. Seems slipping into a sports shoe and putting on a biking helmet is actually badass and distances are something to be discounted. I am scared to bone and too affraid to even look at the event's poster.Captain Quack wrote:Adding 3 more transitions to what is essentially a sprint triathlon would be enough for me to call it too much of a pain in the ass to bother with.
No Baby, leave the gas mask on. No seriously, someone tell that baby to keep that thing on his face. Child is going to already be handicapped thanks to the douche parents who provided their DNA. Pretty sure the kid doesn't want his face to be seen.Ed Zachary wrote:
Hahahaha
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
HQ fags trying to provoke someone? Fuck that.WildGorillaMan wrote: I feel like Lisbeth is trying to provoke me....
Nigger at 1:56 pressing out a KB swing! LULZ!!!Anon wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoFlNa6B9fo[/youtube]
That video is well done. Good narration, good production, great imagery, and, of course, it reveals nothing about the actual jackassery that is @F.Anon wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoFlNa6B9fo[/youtube]
After I took a bite out of that ass, I'd have purple top and her outer thigh sweep for dessert.powerlifter54 wrote:
Mak...?
You spent way to much time watching this.CFB wrote:Nigger at 1:56 pressing out a KB swing! LULZ!!!Anon wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoFlNa6B9fo[/youtube]
Pick up the gauntlet and slap her back, at the very least go "R" rated.WildGorillaMan wrote:http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/007852.html
I feel like Lisbeth is trying to provoke me, but really, these days there's AT LEAST one topless back shot in every Friday update, sometimes more.
If I up the ante, and go full-frontal, will that force Darsh's hand to do the same on Mainpage?
