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Call me blind but I can't see anyone in a pink Inzer shirt.


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It's the guy in the front row, second from right.

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Hymen Asshole wrote:that post was awfully unlike you Jay
I know... I went off on an alcohol induced couch thread tangent and decided to delete it later....

shit happens when beer is consumed.

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powerlifter54 wrote:
davidc wrote:
coop wrote:
Holeyfraggaroley wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
powerlifter54 wrote:Image

A-R-R-O-G-A-N-C-E unjustified.
If I don't already know blue there with the cans left of center I need to rectify that, asap.
I thought it was Men's Gay Chior w/ two trannys. Take it easy EZ. Jeebus they are fuckheads.
That dude in the pink Inzer shirt on the right side is fuckin swole yo!
Are you sure that's a dude?

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LOL
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Laura - She is indeed a very nice person.
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She is a very nice person. And if she's more man than you are that's your problem, not hers.
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tough old man wrote:Laura - She is indeed a very nice person.
looks pretty tasty in that pic.
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
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Laura is sister of Michael Phelps the Olympic diver.

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jgmack wrote:Laura is sister of Michael Phelps the Olympic diver.
That's simply not true.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
jgmack wrote:Laura is sister of Michael Phelps the Olympic diver.
That's simply not true.
Probably on more than one level, since Phelps is a swimmer, not a diver...
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Captain Quack wrote:
CCT Joey wrote:4
I was the only "Alpha". Lauren is a "Zeta" with an inferiority complex and very deep pockets which temporarily buys her influence buy subsidizing their lifestyles to be around)


Joey

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My subconscious only now made this ping, I know not why. I feel like a retard for glossing it over the first time. But in my defence there were so many easy pickings in that drama that it was easy to blow past this.

Omega is the last letter in the Greek alphabet. Either Joey was making a very abstruse joke that Lauren ranks 6th in the pack hierarchy, as opposed to dead last (insert BMack joke here) or he isn't nearly as well educated as his sign-off about "praxis" would lead you to believe.
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Hey Jay, isn't that Phelps-Sweatt chick in your neck of the woods?
Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.

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Important, and relevant, Public Service Announcement

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No less important at 0:47


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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Captain Quack wrote:
CCT Joey wrote:4
I was the only "Alpha". Lauren is a "Zeta" with an inferiority complex and very deep pockets which temporarily buys her influence buy subsidizing their lifestyles to be around)


Joey

*Praxis- Greek for "to do": The exercise or practice of an art or skill. The work we embrace, wrestle, absorb into the cells of our bodies and contiually seek to define even while it more readily defines us -- is our praxis
-Joseph Lavy
My subconscious only now made this ping, I know not why. I feel like a retard for glossing it over the first time. But in my defence there were so many easy pickings in that drama that it was easy to blow past this.

Omega is the last letter in the Greek alphabet. Either Joey was making a very abstruse joke that Lauren ranks 6th in the pack hierarchy, as opposed to dead last (insert BMack joke here) or he isn't nearly as well educated as his sign-off about "praxis" would lead you to believe.
Joey didn't have to "pledge" to become a combat controller, as we called them back in the day. So either he is unaware of the Greek alphabet OR he is putting it in A-Z terms that his @fit audience could understand. Either way it was a nice pick up on your part, but it worries me that you read these things so carefully.
Is he that crafty and devious to insinuate that being 6th in the hierarchy would be worse than last considering her once prominent position ?
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If he was that crafty he would have negotiated a written contract.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:If he was that crafty he would have negotiated a written contract.
I'm surprised Joey knows how to read.
Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.

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friedquads wrote:Hey Jay, isn't that Phelps-Sweatt chick in your neck of the woods?
Sort of, she is down in Cincy which is 4+ hours away.

I ran into her a couple times at meets over the years, when you see her its hard to believe she moves the weight she does.

Same goes for Scot Mendelsohn's sister Shawna. We trained at the same gym in NY for several years, she's another one who put up numbers that 99% of men would kill to have.

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tough old man wrote:Laura - She is indeed a very nice person.
Looking highly fuckable as well.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Captain Quack wrote:
CCT Joey wrote:4
I was the only "Alpha". Lauren is a "Zeta" with an inferiority complex and very deep pockets which temporarily buys her influence buy subsidizing their lifestyles to be around)


Joey

*Praxis- Greek for "to do": The exercise or practice of an art or skill. The work we embrace, wrestle, absorb into the cells of our bodies and contiually seek to define even while it more readily defines us -- is our praxis
-Joseph Lavy
My subconscious only now made this ping, I know not why. I feel like a retard for glossing it over the first time. But in my defence there were so many easy pickings in that drama that it was easy to blow past this.

Omega is the last letter in the Greek alphabet. Either Joey was making a very abstruse joke that Lauren ranks 6th in the pack hierarchy, as opposed to dead last (insert BMack joke here) or he isn't nearly as well educated as his sign-off about "praxis" would lead you to believe.
I noticed that right away...I was just hoping that Joey was trying to say she's nowhere near an Alpha, but figured it was likely that he didn't know his Greek alphabet, while trying to be clever. Because really, why pick Zeta over Epsilon?

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JohnnyBadAss wrote: I noticed that right away...I was just hoping that Joey was trying to say she's nowhere near an Alpha, but figured it was likely that he didn't know his Greek alphabet, while trying to be clever. Because really, why pick Zeta over Epsilon?
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Joey didn't have to "pledge" to become a combat controller, as we called them back in the day.
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I dont think he ws an Air Force Combat Controller Team member.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
JohnnyBadAss wrote: I noticed that right away...I was just hoping that Joey was trying to say she's nowhere near an Alpha, but figured it was likely that he didn't know his Greek alphabet, while trying to be clever. Because really, why pick Zeta over Epsilon?
That's right, twist the knife in my shame.
The Zeta concept has been discussed in men's rights articles and is basically emo faggotry. It indicates intentional non-participation in social hierarchal structures. He didn't use it correctly here.

I noticed it but quickly deduced that, had Joey been in a frat, he would have been hazed unmercifully, and thus would have known his alphabet. He strikes me more as a guy who would read up on men's issues.

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