The couch thread

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:30 pm

i take it joey hasn't hired you to litigate his case. that's disappointing to us smiling faces in the peanut gallery.

KingSchmaltzBagelHour · Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:43 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote: And if she's more man than you are that's your problem, not hers.

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:33 pm

JohnnyBadAss wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
Captain Quack wrote:
CCT Joey wrote:4
I was the only "Alpha". Lauren is a "Zeta" with an inferiority complex and very deep pockets which temporarily buys her influence buy subsidizing their lifestyles to be around)

Joey

*Praxis- Greek for "to do": The exercise or practice of an art or skill. The work we embrace, wrestle, absorb into the cells of our bodies and contiually seek to define even while it more readily defines us -- is our praxis
-Joseph Lavy
My subconscious only now made this ping, I know not why. I feel like a retard for glossing it over the first time. But in my defence there were so many easy pickings in that drama that it was easy to blow past this.

Omega is the last letter in the Greek alphabet. Either Joey was making a very abstruse joke that Lauren ranks 6th in the pack hierarchy, as opposed to dead last (insert BMack joke here) or he isn't nearly as well educated as his sign-off about "praxis" would lead you to believe.
I noticed that right away...I was just hoping that Joey was trying to say she's nowhere near an Alpha, but figured it was likely that he didn't know his Greek alphabet, while trying to be clever. Because really, why pick Zeta over Epsilon?

Alpha- Couch
Beta- Astro
Gamma- Pudding
Delta - ???????
Epsilon- Profits
Zeta- Ex Mrs. Couch

JohnnyBadAss · Post by **JohnnyBadAss** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 8:01 pm

tough old man wrote:From @fit Prescotts site:
Owner: CHAOS CONDITIONING AND TRAINING (CCT), LLC

Trainer: CrossFit Prescott

CrossFit Certified Level 2 Trainer (old school)

CrossFit Certified Power Lifting Trainer

CrossFit Certified Olympic Lifting Trainer

CrossFit Certified Nutrition Advisor

CrossFit Kids Certified Level 1 Trainer

“I have a vision that I am painting. Most want to stop and look, and some want to buy. They either will, or they won’t. It is as simple as that...”
I dont think he ws an Air Force Combat Controller Team member.

He was.

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:33 am

Monday 110905

"Meadows"

For time:
20 Muscle-ups
25 Lowers from an inverted hang on the rings, slowly, with straight body and arms
30 Ring handstand push-ups
35 Ring rows
40 Ring push-ups

Confucius say "making a workout "for time" and including a movement that penalizes stronger people for being able to do them better, aka slower, is another notch on teh retard belt."

Beer Jew · Post by **Beer Jew** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:14 am

How many people can actually do a ring handstand pushup?

Alfred_E._Neuman · Post by **Alfred_E._Neuman** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:04 am

The Beer Jew wrote:How many people can actually do a ring handstand pushup?

Probably more than can do a real, strict muscle up. That flailing shit they call a MU makes my shoulders scream just watching it.

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:16 pm

The Beer Jew wrote:How many people can actually do a ring handstand pushup?

When they wrap their legs all around the ring straps, add some weird body-wave kipping, and don't take their shoulders deeper than the very tip-top of the rings, more than you would guess.

GymNASTs should hate @F for what they do to their movements and still refer to them by the same name.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:42 pm

The Crawdaddy wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
jgmack wrote:Laura is sister of Michael Phelps the Olympic diver.
That's simply not true.
Probably on more than one level, since Phelps is a swimmer, not a diver...

As long as, for her sake, she isn't the daughter of Fred Phelps.

kreator · Post by **kreator** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:13 pm

This guy can workout.

How come Greg Glassman doesn't?

Hymen Asshole · Post by **Hymen Asshole** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 7:40 pm

kreator wrote:This guy can workout.

How come Greg Glassman doesn't?

cuz couch is a cunt
I do have an issue with that picture, how the hell do you row without a leg drive?

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:49 pm

Hymen Asshole wrote:
kreator wrote:This guy can workout.

How come Greg Glassman doesn't?
cuz couch is a cunt
I do have an issue with that picture, how the hell do you row without a leg drive?

It looks like a special seat thats locked in place so it doesn't slide. Looks like the movement would be lean in, catch, lean back, pull. Seems like a pretty good modification.

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:19 pm

So MacNCheeze wrote a book...that has no release date.

http://www.amazon.com/Power-Speed-Endur ... 55&s=books

Laughable description. Makes me feel bad for Glen Cordoza who decided to help him actually write the shit.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:44 pm

friedquads wrote:So MacNCheeze wrote a book...that has no release date.

http://www.amazon.com/Power-Speed-Endur ... 55&s=books

Laughable description. Makes me feel bad for Glen Cordoza who decided to help him actually write the shit.

Oooh! Writing reviews will be fun!

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:53 pm

He is also an ultra marathon and Ironman competitor

No he's not

kreator · Post by **kreator** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:13 pm

friedquads wrote:So MacNCheeze wrote a book...that has no release date.

http://www.amazon.com/Power-Speed-Endur ... 55&s=books

Laughable description. Makes me feel bad for Glen Cordoza who decided to help him actually write the shit.

Bottom. Is that supposed to be a deadlift? LOL.

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:21 pm

kreator wrote:
friedquads wrote:So MacNCheeze wrote a book...that has no release date.

http://www.amazon.com/Power-Speed-Endur ... 55&s=books

Laughable description. Makes me feel bad for Glen Cordoza who decided to help him actually write the shit.

Bottom. Is that supposed to be a deadlift? LOL.

No. That's the guy changing the tire on the support car that will drive BMack home from his latest DNF.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:45 am

friedquads wrote:So MacNCheeze wrote a book...that has no release date.

He just makes it too easy for us.

clutch · Post by **clutch** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:28 am

This woman, Amy Palmiero-Winters, finished the Badwater this year:

MacNCheez still hasn't.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:37 am

BobW wrote:This woman, Amy Palmiero-Winters, finished the Badwater this year:

MacNCheez still hasn't.

What are you implying here, that Bmack doesn't have a leg to stand on?

The Crawdaddy · Post by **The Crawdaddy** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:42 am

WildGorillaMan wrote:
BobW wrote:This woman, Amy Palmiero-Winters, finished the Badwater this year:

MacNCheez still hasn't.
What are you implying here, that Bmack doesn't have a leg to stand on?

kreator · Post by **kreator** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:23 pm

BobW wrote:This woman, Amy Palmiero-Winters, finished the Badwater this year:

MacNCheez still hasn't.

Hey, it's one thing for an amputee to finish Badwater, but quite another for someone who is spineless to attempt it.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:09 pm

Hey! She has an unfair advantage over Mayor McCheeze. She only has ONE shoe that can melt!

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:04 pm

BobW wrote:This woman, Amy Palmiero-Winters, finished the Badwater this year:

MacNCheez still hasn't.

Every man should work his way through an amputee fetish at some point.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:47 am

I'm going to pull a Fahrenheit 451 on his book's ass except I'm going to steal someone else's copy to burn it.

The day I put any fucking money in his pocket is the day you can harpoon me in the face.

IGX

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