The couch thread

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 11:52 am

Interesting to see that the Babysquatter saga is making the rounds outside of the fitness world.

http://theproudparents.com/number-one-dad

Note that the Reebok logo was cropped out of it.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:51 pm

For those of us not aroused by "women" with penises larger than our own...

Cleanse motherfuckers.

KingSchmaltzBagelHour · Sat Oct 29, 2011 1:10 pm

I'm standing my ground on this one.
If a guy would fuck Ronnie from the Jersey Shore if he got tits, that's his business. I won't judge that guy.

Dif'rent Sttrokes, muffukas.

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 1:11 pm

Edzekiel Zachariah wrote:I would tongue punch her fart box.

is there anything you would not do?

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 1:32 pm

Let's try to get back on track here.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpkOGUrqJzc[/youtube]

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:16 pm

elite motherfucker

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:30 pm

dead man walking wrote:
Edzekiel Zachariah wrote:I would tongue punch her fart box.
is there anything you would not do?

Children, animals, the handicapped, etc.

And Crawdaddy, don't give me that shit. You are squid! Squids are the nastiest bastids around.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 3:00 pm

Edzekiel Zachariah wrote:
dead man walking wrote:
Edzekiel Zachariah wrote:I would tongue punch her fart box.
is there anything you would not do?
Children, animals, the handicapped, etc.

And Crawdaddy, don't give me that shit. You are squid! Squids are the nastiest bastids around.

I call bullshit on that last one. You so would.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 3:27 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
Edzekiel Zachariah wrote:
dead man walking wrote:
Edzekiel Zachariah wrote:I would tongue punch her fart box.
is there anything you would not do?
Children, animals, the handicapped, etc.

And Crawdaddy, don't give me that shit. You are squid! Squids are the nastiest bastids around.
I call bullshit on that last one. You so would.

LOL

Yeah you're right.

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 3:40 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:Let's try to get back on track here.

@fit Moxie ? They really are running out of names. Glad I registered @fit Falcon Punch.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 3:45 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:Let's try to get back on track here.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpkOGUrqJzc[/youtube]

He needs to put more weight on that bar.

sanchezero · Post by **sanchezero** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 4:02 pm

impeccable slop in that vid. virtuosity via mediocrity.

Boris · Post by **Boris** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 4:08 pm

Edzekiel Zachariah wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Let's try to get back on track here.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpkOGUrqJzc[/youtube]
He needs to put more weight on that bar.

What is he doing? Nice shoes though.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 4:49 pm

Boris wrote:
Edzekiel Zachariah wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Let's try to get back on track here.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpkOGUrqJzc[/youtube]
He needs to put more weight on that bar.
What is he doing? Nice shoes though.

Sucking

Zombomatic · Post by **Zombomatic** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 4:59 pm

These guys can work a kipping action into any movement.

justpassingthrough · Post by **justpassingthrough** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 5:02 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:Let's try to get back on track here.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpkOGUrqJzc[/youtube]

YEAH NIGGA!

Alfred_E._Neuman · Post by **Alfred_E._Neuman** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 5:06 pm

Boris wrote:Nice shoes though.

You need $250 lifting shoes to throw the technique plates around.

The Crawdaddy · Post by **The Crawdaddy** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 6:27 pm

Edzekiel Zachariah wrote:
dead man walking wrote:
Edzekiel Zachariah wrote:I would tongue punch her fart box.
is there anything you would not do?
Children, animals, the handicapped, etc.

And Crawdaddy, don't give me that shit. You are squid! Squids are the nastiest bastids around.

I haven't the slightest idea what you are speaking of...

And if you are gonna bother to snatch 75# for other than a warm-up, fucking get your form right ya douchebag.

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:33 pm

Correct form would hinder max power output...thus C@stro and Pudding have deemed incorrect form to be correct form.

The first @F action figure will have "SPINAL WHIP ACTION!!!" with a bulging disc that you'll be able to see.

Hymen Asshole · Post by **Hymen Asshole** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 10:23 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:Let's try to get back on track here.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpkOGUrqJzc[/youtube]

The title to that one makes it sound like some premature ejaculation gay porn

sanitized reality · Post by **sanitized reality** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:12 pm

From Lisbeth, via Shoreline:

CrossFit is being labeled a “cult” again.Yawn.

Over three years ago, I wrote about us being called a cult. Now,another mainstream mag recycles the same old talk that’s been going around for years.

Oh, okay, we’re a cult.Uncle. Here’s a picture of our cult leader at one of our cult meetings, something called the CrossFit Games. You caught us.

We’re the Cult of Pull-ups/Awesome Booty. The Cult of Deadlifting Strong Women. The Cult of Functional Fitness doesn’t sound sexy, so we’ll go with the Cult of We Get Sh** Done Fast. The Cult of My Whole Life Got Better.
That’s okay. People can call us anything they want as long as they still want to be us. We keep getting loads of results and changing lives and creating jobs so we must be doing something right. Besides, names roll right off like sweat during the WOD. Insert another simile or metaphor or cliche here, we’re ready.

But if we’re going to be a cult, I don’t want any sister wives or flowing robes. Not my style. Let’s have a Cult Throwdown instead. Us Vs. the Hare Krishnas. Call the Moonies too. Let’s see who the Fittest Cult is. We pick two movements, they each pick two. I’m going with Front Squats. Maybe followed by target shooting. Because if we really are a cult, we need more guns (besides the ones on my body, baby! Ha!) Lots more guns. I’m going to WOD and stock up on some ammo. Who’s with me? We might need some ATVs too. Anybody got a woodsy compound?

http://www.shorelinecrossfit.com/2011/10/cult/

A multi-cult WOD-off involving guns in a remote wooded area? DO IT!!!

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:23 pm

Idiot wrote:Let’s have a Cult Throwdown instead. Us Vs. the Hare Krishnas. Call the Moonies too. Let’s see who the Fittest Cult is. We pick two movements, they each pick two. I’m going with Front Squats. Maybe followed by target shooting. Because if we really are a cult, we need more guns (besides the ones on my body, baby! Ha!) Lots more guns. I’m going to WOD and stock up on some ammo. Who’s with me? We might need some ATVs too. Anybody got a woodsy compound?

Where do we RSVP?

FUKC · Post by **FUKC** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:53 pm

You guys are slipping up.......... how did this one get over looked?

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:02 pm

FUKC wrote:You guys are slipping up.......... how did this one get over looked?

Just when you think...

FUKC · Post by **FUKC** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:04 pm

I see your baby squatter and raise you 3 toddlers!

IGX

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