The couch thread

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:04 pm

I'd Hit It wrote: The alternative is Crossfit will be watered down so far it will become unrecognizable and all of the weekend "My workout is a war" Crossfitters will get butthurt and cry.

That's already happening, and it's fun to watch.

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:24 am

HAHAHAHAHAHA. R@@bok @F commercials aired during The Biggest Loser tonight.

Direct sponsors of TBL include 24-Hour Fitness, Subway, Brita, and Progresso. It won't be long before @F joins this rare air of "quality products".

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:46 am

Quality products or not, the fact that they made it from a niche exercise system to what they are now is staggering...

they still suck, but everyone of us here would love to be that fat drunken fuck couch

sanitized reality · Post by **sanitized reality** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:26 am

What a duck says wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHA. R@@bok @F commercials aired during The Biggest Loser tonight.

Direct sponsors of TBL include 24-Hour Fitness, Subway, Brita, and Progresso. It won't be long before @F joins this rare air of "quality products".

24 isn't the gym anymore. Planet Fatness took over that sponsorship this year.

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 6:52 am

What a duck says wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHA. R@@bok @F commercials aired during The Biggest Loser tonight.

Direct sponsors of TBL include 24-Hour Fitness, Subway, Brita, and Progresso. It won't be long before @F joins this rare air of "quality products".

I hate to admit that I actually saw this. Two thoughts immediately entered my mind;
A. The @fit brand has been reduced to the equivalent of "R@@bok Step"
B. What the hell is going to happen when the inexperienced obese couch potatoes who watch this show start to stumble into @fit boxes to be whipped into shape by unqualified "trainers" ? Do we stop counting Rhabdo cases and start counting heart attacks ?

Beer Jew · Post by **Beer Jew** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:17 am

Jay wrote:Quality products or not, the fact that they made it from a niche exercise system to what they are now is staggering...

they still suck, but everyone of us here would love to be that fat drunken fuck couch

I think I said this the other day but is it 2009 again?

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:53 pm

As much as I applaud the return of Kraj, and I've been hoping that he busts out some of his fantastic photoshop jobs, he fear his return is ill timed.

How is a satirist supposed to compete with this?

Pinky · Post by **Pinky** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:30 pm

I open this thread occasionally to see if anyone's posted more pictures of Alison or other @fit chicks worth looking at, and I've been very disappointed lately. The only thing worth looking at on the last few pages is Quack's signature.

What's wrong with you people?

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:46 pm

why is the crossfitter wearing a fedora in that flier?

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:49 pm

How many jerks does it take to get a powerbear off on a reach around?

Beer Jew wrote:Is it 2009 again?

The only time I've torn my hands I had 140kg in them, 74 times.

Beer Jew · Post by **Beer Jew** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:19 pm

Gin Master wrote:How many jerks does it take to get a powerbear off on a reach around?

Beer Jew wrote:Is it 2009 again?

The only time I've torn my hands I had 140kg in them, 74 times.

Ask Shaf.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:37 pm

Pinky wrote:I open this thread occasionally to see if anyone's posted more pictures of Alison or other @fit chicks worth looking at, and I've been very disappointed lately. The only thing worth looking at on the last few pages is Quack's signature.

What's wrong with you people?

There's not much going on in the world of @fit that's newsworthy for this place, they are raking in the dough, mainstream celebs are doing it, its made the fucking biggest loser which has a crazy viewing audience...

Now we are just picking away at shit until something huge comes along, which may never happen

Beer Jew · Post by **Beer Jew** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:43 pm

Even if nothing is happening, it would be a sin to let the couch thread stray from the first page.

Jonny Canuck · Post by **Jonny Canuck** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:26 pm

So the OC Throwdown event was a complete mess this past weekend and I only bring this up to point out how poorly managed these "world class" sporting events are promoted, programmed, and executed. There was a massive scoring error and OC Throwdown threw WOD time under the bus. WOD time then issued there own response complaining about the lack of professionalism from the event organizers. See there response here http://blog.wodtime.com/

You can also see from the Throwdown facebook page that the organizers had no way of accurately scoring competitors and the final rankings in some of the divisions were severely flawed. In addition, there were cash prizes awarded to people who may or may not have actually won their divisions.

As you can imagine the cultfit koolaid addicts came rushing to the defense of the organizers. It would be like ordering a big mac from McShitty's and them giving you a piece of toast with peanut butter and lettuce on it. These cultfit idiots would then rush to the internetz to proclaim how wonderful the toast pb and lettuce big macs were. It's a fairly easy fucking concept. You paid for a product/service and that product/service was not delivered as promised.

I don't get how these idiots get through life with such low expectations.

The best part about all this is you have two @fitters arguing with each other about who the biggest idiot is.

Jonny Canuck · Post by **Jonny Canuck** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:01 pm

http://www.thenakedxfitter.com/2012/01/ ... of-oc.html

I know you guys didn't like drywall, i think he is now retired, but there is another guy who posted a recap of the event. It's a good quick read into the makings of what it takes to run a "world class" event for the worlds elitist athletes.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:38 pm

All great sports have difficulties in their infancy.

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:42 pm

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:28 pm

I saw the 'sport of fitness' commercial.

It was pretty weak.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:53 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I saw the 'sport of fitness' commercial.

It was pretty weak.

http://beastmodaldomains.com/2012/01/18 ... cial-stfu/

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:01 pm

LOL

The hawdkohr @fitters will be the greatest haterz.

They'll make a lot of the bile spewed in this thread seem tame in comparison.

Drywall · Post by **Drywall** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:14 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I saw the 'sport of fitness' commercial.

It was pretty weak.
http://beastmodaldomains.com/2012/01/18 ... cial-stfu/

Fuck this motherfucker. Goddamn fence sitter, licking both sides of the cock...

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:27 pm

I feel like this one would fuck me up.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:34 pm

Drywall wrote: Fuck this motherfucker. Goddamn fence sitter, licking both sides of the cock...

Wait, I'm confused by that slur. So it's okay if you only lick one side of the cock?

Drywall · Post by **Drywall** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:48 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
Drywall wrote: Fuck this motherfucker. Goddamn fence sitter, licking both sides of the cock...
Wait, I'm confused by that slur. So it's okay if you only lick one side of the cock?

Fuck if I know. That was always my favorite Jay-ism. This is the Internet, nothing needs to actually make any sense.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:51 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:So it's okay if you only lick one side of the cock?

Well it's certainly disconcerting. "What's wrong with the other side?? Is there something wrong with the other side???" It could drive a guy mad!

IGX

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