The couch thread

Boris · Post by **Boris** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:03 pm

Hymen Asshole wrote:Castro is such a fag
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq2gAPoZkhY[/youtube]

He must be a fun guy to interview.

buckethead · Post by **buckethead** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:11 pm

Boris wrote:
Hymen Asshole wrote:Castro is such a fag
He must be a fun guy to interview.

Not if you're the cameraman

The Nightman · Post by **The Nightman** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:17 pm

Boris wrote:
Hymen Asshole wrote:Castro is such a fag
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq2gAPoZkhY[/youtube]
He must be a fun guy to interview.

If @bok is such a good title sponsor, why is he wearing a Patagonia fleece?

Moku_Nui · Post by **Moku_Nui** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:29 pm

He is so quiet in the NAVY SEALs Fitness VOD on the Time-Warner On-Demand. From the looks of all the videos linked to his useless banter, quiet for a good reason obviously. They should have left him in the closet too.

It's been quite irritating this week since every douchebag has suddenly got a chance to the gaymez. Even the sheep think they are better at coming up with better qualifying WODs for their reindeer gaymez. I swear, they remake 80s entertainment in absolute sarcasm for these fools.

Jonny Canuck · Post by **Jonny Canuck** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:53 pm

Slow load times on the gaymes site already. Couldn't watch submitted videos either. I'm betting the site crashes on Sunday when everyone is trying to load their scores.

Danny John · Post by **Danny John** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:08 pm

I'm sure the Reeboxx's people are very happy about his point at 3:40. "Adidas Crossfit Games." Maybe I am wrong when it comes/came to my sponsors, but I wouldn't eat a protein bar from another company.

Oh. And the rocking...the rocking.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:19 pm

What I basically got from that video was "Reebok...we cash their checks...um, yeah...they're great."

Shit eating fucker...if I was a business development executive at Reebok I wouldn't be too pleased with the attitude and dismissiveness displayed in that video.

And what was up with Tony Budding and the hipster stache...someone please tell me he's being ironic with that thing.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:30 pm

Kazuya Mishima wrote:What I basically got from that video was "Reebok...we cash their checks...um, yeah...they're great."

Shit eating fucker...if I was a business development executive at Reebok I wouldn't be too pleased with the attitude and dismissiveness displayed in that video.

They're rebels, they don't care for rules or limits. Also, they're edgy. Look how edgy they are: Pukie disses Reebok. He's so edgy!

Pukie The Rebel wrote:Because making shit up about shoes isn't lying, it's marketing.

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:36 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
Pukie The Rebel wrote:Because making shit up about fitness isn't lying, it's marketing.

Fixed.

Danny John · Post by **Danny John** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 1:35 pm

As I was told at dinner, perhaps there is a "master plan:"

"In August 2005, one of the company's largest rivals, Adidas, announced that it would acquire Reebok for $3.8 billion. The deal was completed in January 2006."

Intrigue inside intrigue inside intrigue. Perhaps.

Still, I am sure at least one person at Reebok will look at this video and wonder about "choice of words."

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 1:55 pm

My recent series of texts to Greg can be seen on the Pukie page on Facebook. Heavily edited. I wish Budding or whomever was running Pukie last night was funny though.

kreator · Post by **kreator** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:35 pm

WTF is wrong with these people?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVxzDOYv85k[/youtube]

It's a workout. Sure, it can get you tired. But if you puke after doing a few pullups and squat push presses (THE ALMIGHTY FRAN!!!) you've got a weak stomach - period. The stomach is a muscle too, and when you puke it's the stomach's way of failing.

As a sidenote, notice how Chris Spealler is still one of the few Crossfit competitors who isn't arrogant or full-on koolaid crazy.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:54 pm

Now I'm considering a regular "Texts to Couch" photoblog.

Freki · Post by **Freki** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:56 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Now I'm considering a regular "Texts to Couch" photoblog.

Do it on Pinterest, it's what the kids are doing.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:09 pm

too much distracting from the message.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:16 pm

You know, what, this is too much fucking work.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:18 pm

kreator wrote:WTF is wrong with these people?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVxzDOYv85k[/youtube]

It's a workout. Sure, it can get you tired. But if you puke after doing a few pullups and squat push presses (THE ALMIGHTY FRAN!!!) you've got a weak stomach - period. The stomach is a muscle too, and when you puke it's the stomach's way of failing.

As a sidenote, notice how Chris Spealler is still one of the few Crossfit competitors who isn't arrogant or full-on koolaid crazy.

People will make a god out of anything.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:48 pm

Couch sighting!

Jonny Canuck · Post by **Jonny Canuck** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:01 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:Couch sighting!

You would never guess that couch has a major sponsorship with a sports fashion and apparel company. He is one drink away from wearing one of those shirts with an elastic band at the bottom

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:01 pm

IGx keeps crashing. Is this happening out of solidarity with the 2012 Games Open site, or are we being beseiged by @fitters who want to know what's going on?

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:10 pm

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:12 pm

Just stopped by to catch up on 15 pages or so of this thread, noted that this had not been posted...apparently Drywall's idea as executed by BeastModalDomains.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:17 pm

Crossfit's all about ridin' dirty.

Jonny Canuck · Post by **Jonny Canuck** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:13 pm

: gaymes.jpg (17.79 KiB) Viewed 4669 times

The swearing in this picture is what I expect from @fit but I am shocked that Reebok would have something like this associated with their brand. Stay Classy!

Pic was posted on the gaymes fb page

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:20 pm

I back up my shit talk with this knuckle game...fuck every last one of those bitch weight tossin' niggers.

IGX

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