The couch thread

Topics without replies are pruned every 365 days. Not moderated.

Moderator: Dux

User avatar

Bobby
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 5552
Joined: Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:41 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by Bobby »

Went to buy more chalk today and guess what the person behind the counter asked?
Have you heard about Crossfit?So I told him I tried it in 2005 and didn`t like it and then tried to explain the flaws.
As always when talking with the followers I could have talked to a wall.
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".

User avatar

Jay
Top
Posts: 1908
Joined: Sun Jul 11, 2010 7:44 pm
Location: Tornado Alley

Re: The couch thread

Post by Jay »

Why do you idiots try to overexplain @fit when people ask "hey have you heard of @fit?"

Its a simple, concise answer to tell them

"yes, it sucks"

If they ask why...

"it just does"

avoids those stupid time wasting debates

User avatar

Gary John
Gunny
Posts: 892
Joined: Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:23 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by Gary John »

I still fuck with anybody dumb enough to wear their "colors".

Sad part, they lack the historical perspective of my taunts.

Good part, they have never been derided by an old man over their exercise choice.

And some have never heard of Greg Glassman.
Image

User avatar

Bobby
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 5552
Joined: Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:41 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by Bobby »

Well Jay the wife was in a cosmetics shop so I didn`t feel the need to rush to her side.
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".

User avatar

sanchezero
Top
Posts: 1413
Joined: Sat Mar 11, 2006 2:51 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by sanchezero »

when is max deadlift day?

Image
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
Image

User avatar

Jay
Top
Posts: 1908
Joined: Sun Jul 11, 2010 7:44 pm
Location: Tornado Alley

Re: The couch thread

Post by Jay »

Bobby wrote:Well Jay the wife was in a cosmetics shop so I didn`t feel the need to rush to her side.
Understandable. Still.... Checking out the ass at the MAC counter beats hearing some koolaid sucking asshole :)

User avatar

lasalle
Top
Posts: 1205
Joined: Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:13 am

Re: The couch thread

Post by lasalle »


User avatar

Bobby
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 5552
Joined: Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:41 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by Bobby »

Don`t know if the wife would have appreciated me checking other asseas than her own.
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".

User avatar

Cave Canem
Top
Posts: 1389
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:24 pm
Location: Somebody's dog house somewhere.

Re: The couch thread

Post by Cave Canem »

http://vimeo.com/38160781


The lulz starts at about :30
Tantum validus superstes


Mountebank
Sgt. Major
Posts: 3439
Joined: Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:59 pm
Location: Somewhere else

Re: The couch thread

Post by Mountebank »

As a company, how can we market ourselves?
https://www.odesk.com/jobs/USP-and-Posi ... redirected
Job Description
We're a meal delivery company. Nearly all sales have come from referrals. We're now developing our online presence and need help clarifying our benefits, strengths and competitive advantages into a clear USP and website design strategy. We have several ideas so far.

Deliverables for this project include:
+ Birds eye view of how to brand/package our product. Because we offer so much more than our competitors (e.g., personal dietitian, personalized meals catered to specific fitness and weight loss goals, one-on-one coaching) we're sure there's a lot of potential to market ourselves with far greater value than simply a meal delivery service. Results of past brainstorming sessions include; CrossFit 'cult-like' community or ecosystem brand, a "Ready for Zero" strategy that heavily relies on social media, a "Bootcamp" or personal accountability coach that takes on a holistic view of the customers' health and guides them through their journey to a healthier lifestyle.
@Fers are a cult market to be exploited, dontchaknow?


Mountebank
Sgt. Major
Posts: 3439
Joined: Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:59 pm
Location: Somewhere else

Re: The couch thread

Post by Mountebank »

seeahill wrote:This doesn't help Mickey a bit, but my take is the majority of @-fitters never played sports in high school. They were, I'll bet, of the type who despised "jocks." But jocks had camaraderie, we believed in the team; we believed our sport was important and we worked hard.

Folks who never had the that experience are the most likely to fall for @-fit. Whether they know it or not, they are seeking the experience they never had. Consequently, they are a bit fanatic about their "team" and their couch. It's all very very important to them.

From the outside, and as a former jock, it all looks very high school to me.


Jonny Canuck
Gunny
Posts: 724
Joined: Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:28 am
Location: Spokanada

Re: The couch thread

Post by Jonny Canuck »

With the 2012 Open more than halfway through and approximately 80 athletes from Outlier CrossFit participating, how does a coach train and prepare so many athletes for competition? With trainer background ranging from gymnastics to Navy SEALs to psychology, “we don’t create special programs. We are all in the gym working on this together. Separate training programs can create a bit of a hierarchy in the gym and we want to avoid this,” Stevenson says.

At Outlier, no one is greater than the other. It’s simple. Everyone trains together. “Deficiencies are addressed individually, but we do the same programming for everybody in the gym. I’m not going to create a top of the line program for just some people. Everyone should be afforded the best. We're all on the same page. We're all doing the same stuff. We're all connected,” he says.

Perhaps not everyone who is signed up for this year’s Open is aiming for the podium at the Home Depot Center, but the benefit of training alongside elite athletes helps raise expectations and abilities. In this case, Outlier CrossFit adheres to the philosophy of a scalable, one-size approach to training all athletes together.
If only it was this fucking easy...

http://games.crossfit.com/article/coach ... -stevenson

User avatar

buckethead
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 6638
Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 6:25 pm
Location: The Rockies

Re: The couch thread

Post by buckethead »

It's hard to keep up with this thread but has anyone seen this preggo chick competing at 30 weeks?

http://games.crossfit.com/video/shanyn- ... e-pregnant


Mountebank
Sgt. Major
Posts: 3439
Joined: Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:59 pm
Location: Somewhere else

Re: The couch thread

Post by Mountebank »

Jonny Canuck wrote:
With the 2012 Open more than halfway through and approximately 80 athletes from Outlier CrossFit participating, how does a coach train and prepare so many athletes for competition? With trainer background ranging from gymnastics to Navy SEALs to psychology, “we don’t create special programs. We are all in the gym working on this together. Separate training programs can create a bit of a hierarchy in the gym and we want to avoid this,” Stevenson says.

At Outlier, no one is greater than the other. It’s simple. Everyone trains together. “Deficiencies are addressed individually, but we do the same programming for everybody in the gym. I’m not going to create a top of the line program for just some people. Everyone should be afforded the best. We're all on the same page. We're all doing the same stuff. We're all connected,” he says.

Perhaps not everyone who is signed up for this year’s Open is aiming for the podium at the Home Depot Center, but the benefit of training alongside elite athletes helps raise expectations and abilities. In this case, Outlier CrossFit adheres to the philosophy of a scalable, one-size approach to training all athletes together.
If only it was this fucking easy...

http://games.crossfit.com/article/coach ... -stevenson
Contradicting themselves within the very same article...
Strength training is an optional aspect Stevenson and his coaches incorporate into the regimen. “Adam has an optional 16-week strength program, that is a founded in traditional strength programs while still maintaining the many skill driven demands of CrossFit,” McAllister says.
So, uh, some guys need to do something different to get stronger, but yeah, we all do the same program.


Mountebank
Sgt. Major
Posts: 3439
Joined: Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:59 pm
Location: Somewhere else

Re: The couch thread

Post by Mountebank »

Navy SEALs doing Olympic lifts. Coach concerned with his athlete getting injured doing stupid stuff. Who guesses that @F was involved?
Did Tiger Woods Suffer His Career-Shattering Injury While Training To Become A Navy SEAL?
Tiger Woods' former coach Hank Haney claims that Tiger tore his ACL while training with the Navy SEALs in 2007, the New York Times revealed in their review of Haney's new book yesterday.

Woods previously said he injured himself will jogging. But Haney writes otherwise, the Times says:

Haney grew concerned about Woods’s workouts and his focus on weight lifting. Haney thought Woods was “inordinately interested in muscle-building,” which Haney believed did not help Woods’s game and led to injuries. He says that Woods injured his right Achilles’ tendon doing Olympic-style lifts, not while running during testing for new Nike shoes, as he publicly stated.

Golf Digest first revealed Tiger's odd obsession with the SEALs in an excerpt of Haney's book a few weeks ago. At the time, it seemed like a minor, wacky anecdote.

But if Haney is to be believed, the obsession actually did some real damage to Tiger's golf game. Woods has had four surgeries on that knee, and hasn't won a major since 2008.

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/tiger-wo ... z1qQ2Hg0ne

User avatar

Gary John
Gunny
Posts: 892
Joined: Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:23 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by Gary John »

Wannabee mythical uber warriors. That is their quest.

Like my friends who played paintball and "experienced" combat.
Image

User avatar

powerlifter54
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 7978
Joined: Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:46 pm
Location: TX

Re: The couch thread

Post by powerlifter54 »

Wanna be a SEAL? Go sign up @fitters...

Image

Image

Image

Less than 1% of any and all @fit members would make it.
"Start slowly, then ease off". Tortuga Golden Striders Running Club, Pensacola 1984.

"But even snake wrestling beats life in the cube, for me at least. In measured doses."-Lex

User avatar

Testiclaw
Top
Posts: 1844
Joined: Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:30 pm
Location: Between the thighs, taint, and retractable claw.

Re: The couch thread

Post by Testiclaw »

Less than 1% of any and all @fit members would make it.
And even then, I think that's being generous.
My cousin is a redheaded german-mexican, we call him a beanerschnitzel

User avatar

johno
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 7905
Joined: Mon Mar 07, 2005 6:36 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by johno »

powerlifter54 wrote:Wanna be a SEAL?


Image

Less than 1% of any and all @fit members would make it.

The sad thing is, a Crossfitter would see that photo, then go do a Polar Bear Plunge and say, "I got that SEAL shit nailed."

User avatar

BigAngry
Corporal
Posts: 58
Joined: Sun Dec 13, 2009 8:08 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by BigAngry »

johno wrote:
powerlifter54 wrote:Wanna be a SEAL?


Image

Less than 1% of any and all @fit members would make it.

The sad thing is, a Crossfitter would see that photo, then go do a Polar Bear Plunge and say, "I got that SEAL shit nailed."

^^^ This just made me laugh out loud in the office. Very accurate.
"when you walk thru the garden, you better watch your back..."


Abandoned by Wolves
Top
Posts: 2374
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:00 am

Re: The couch thread

Post by Abandoned by Wolves »

Testiclaw wrote:
Less than 1% of any and all @fit members would make it.
And even then, I think that's being generous.
To be fair, less than 1% of anyone would make it...and I don't see how WOD and kipping pullups would prepare @fit members for SEAL training, which is as much psychological torture as it is physical.
"I also think training like a Navy S.E.A.L. is stupid for the average person. I would say PT like an infantry unit, run, body weight stuff, hump a little, a little weights and enjoy life if you are not training for specifics." -tough old man

User avatar

powerlifter54
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 7978
Joined: Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:46 pm
Location: TX

Re: The couch thread

Post by powerlifter54 »

Abandoned by Wolves wrote:
Testiclaw wrote:
Less than 1% of any and all @fit members would make it.
And even then, I think that's being generous.
To be fair, less than 1% of anyone would make it...and I don't see how WOD and kipping pullups would prepare @fit members for SEAL training, which is as much psychological torture as it is physical.

Actually there are some groups who succeed at a higher rate.

http://www.internationalmta.org/Documen ... 04072P.pdf

http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2010/mar ... ly-sports/

So a waterpolo player who likes cars, computers, guns, extreme sports, and womyn is the target audience.
"Start slowly, then ease off". Tortuga Golden Striders Running Club, Pensacola 1984.

"But even snake wrestling beats life in the cube, for me at least. In measured doses."-Lex


Shapecharge
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 8509
Joined: Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:59 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by Shapecharge »

Pretty please with fucking sugar on top...let's not turn this into seal nutsucking.

User avatar

johno
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 7905
Joined: Mon Mar 07, 2005 6:36 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by johno »

If a young man has spent countless hours bobbing in a pool during water polo matches, he’s more likely to survive the butt-kicking training required to become a Navy SEAL.

Same goes if he rock climbs or mountain bikes. And believe it or not, if he plays chess, his odds of passing triple.
"...and after my Polar Bear Plunge, I watched Searching for Bobby Fischer."

User avatar

johno
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 7905
Joined: Mon Mar 07, 2005 6:36 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by johno »

Shapecharge wrote:Pretty please with fucking sugar on top...let's not turn this into seal nutsucking.
My point is, Crossfitters are so gay, they dream about being Navy SEALs.

Post Reply