Don't piss off your dentist girlfriend

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Don't piss off your dentist girlfriend

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ead_module
A dentist pulled out all her ex-boyfriend’s teeth after he dumped her for another woman – who has now left him because he is toothless.
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The dentist, who works in Wroclaw, Poland, said: ‘I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions.
'But when I saw him lying there I just thought, "What a b******".'

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If he was british she did him a favor
Don’t believe everything you think.


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nafod wrote:If he was british she did him a favor
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Good thing she wasn't a urologist.
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nafod wrote:If he was british she did him a favor

The first thing Cahill did when I met him was ask to see my teeth.
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Gav wrote:The first thing Cahill did when I met him was ask to see my teeth.
That's because penile abrasion is painful

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Gav wrote:The first thing Cahill did when I met him was ask to see my teeth.
The second thing he did is finger my ass.

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Jump in here.

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BucketHead wrote:
Gav wrote:The first thing Cahill did when I met him was ask to see my teeth.
The second thing he did is finger my ass.
Did not! Our relationship is entirely Platonic.
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He asked to see pics of my cock but I didn't send it cuz I thought he might write a story about it.

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Shapecharge wrote:He asked to see pics of my cock but I didn't send it cuz I thought he might write a story about it.
So Seeahill writes short stories now?
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You're an ASS!
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Shapecharge wrote:He asked to see pics of my cock but I didn't send it cuz I thought he might write a story about it.
Hey, Shape, I lost that PM. Please reprint here. Thanks ever so much.
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Crusty...very hurtful.

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Sorry Shape.... ***sigh**
syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
You're an ASS!
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