Zombie Apocalypse begins

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Creepy story.

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2 ... rthur.html

One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said.


Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2 ... rylink=cpy
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Please don't post p@rn here.
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Just a normal day in SoFlo.
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TomFurman wrote:Just a normal day in SoFlo.

Yep, the shit that does not make the news is always the best though.

Good Ol' Channel 7news was the Death Show when I lived there.

Remember when that guy shot his wife in the head right in front of the newscamera in a cemitary? That cemitary was right down the street.




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PCP in da house.
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Bad LSD....

Emergency room Doctor Paul Adams agreed with Aguilar saying similar cases have showed up in the ER.

“We noticed an increase, probably after Ultra Fest,” Dr. Adams said.

Adams said the new LSD is commonly called “bath salts.” The drug, Adams said, can raise a persons body temperature to such a high degree that logic and the ability to feel pain are lost; then delirium sets in and that often leads to disaster.

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/26/mi ... ad-1-hurt/
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Turdacious wrote:Please don't post p@rn here.
Which of the inhalants that you abused in Adolescence did this to you, Turd? Was it the Model Glue, PAM cooking spray or gasoline that turned you from a promising Pastor into a marginally intelligent stuttering fuck?
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Gene wrote:Bad LSD....

Adams said the new LSD is commonly called “bath salts.” The drug, Adams said, can raise a persons body temperature to such a high degree that logic and the ability to feel pain are lost; then delirium sets in and that often leads to disaster.
This sounds nothing like LSD. It sounds like PCP and/or Meth. Not that I'm an expert.
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Agreed. LSD is not the drug I would peg this to. Pcp or meth.

And for fucks sake, bath salts is not "the new LSD". It's a fucking hallucinagen but LSD it ain't. Just for saying that shows the doc knows fuck all about this shit.

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"Bath salts" are generally amphetamine derivatives. I say generally because its not like there's quality control watching over what goes into the product. Different amphetamines have different effects, depending on which neurotransmitter they are boosting. Those that affect norepinephrine, such as methamphetamine, are predominantly stimulants - both cardiac and mental. Those that affect serotonin, such as MDMA / ecstasy, provide the "happy buzz". And those that affect dopamine have hallucinogenic potential. Hang a different methyl group at a different point in the amphetamine ring, and you get a different combination of effects. Bathtub chemistry at its finest.

Based on my experience with patients freaked out on bath salts, there is both hyperstimulation and hallucination going on. I would have no problem believing Mr. Feral Zombie was jacked up on teh salts.
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At least the officer had enough sense to shoot the bastard.

EVERY fucking zombie movie inevitably has a scene where a zombie, clearly a fucking zombie, is approaching an armed official of some sort and they can only stand there, shouting something mundane and retarded like, "You! With the green skin! Stop! Please! I'm warning you! What's with you, man! Stop!" Before being overtaken by a fucking corpse moving at .0025 yards per minute without ever firing a shot.
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Glad they didn't show the guy's face until after the jump. Because I really really didn't want to see it.
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This is more like LSD.....

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9LqQ9vYVEQ[/youtube]

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Gene wrote:Bad LSD....

Emergency room Doctor Paul Adams agreed with Aguilar saying similar cases have showed up in the ER.

“We noticed an increase, probably after Ultra Fest,” Dr. Adams said.

Adams said the new LSD is commonly called “bath salts.” The drug, Adams said, can raise a persons body temperature to such a high degree that logic and the ability to feel pain are lost; then delirium sets in and that often leads to disaster.

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/26/mi ... ad-1-hurt/
Yeah but wouldn't the government and health authorities say something like this anyway? If its really the zombie apocalypse I'm coming to the USA to live with Darth, he knows how to survive the thunderdrome world that's coming.


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zak-zombie wrote:Yeah but wouldn't the government and health authorities say something like this anyway? If its really the zombie apocalypse I'm coming to the USA to live with Darth, he knows how to survive the thunderdrome world that's coming.
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For now... uncensored photos of the victim.

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninsca ... nnibal.php

Sure hope that a surgeon can fix the dude. Any of you doctor types every seen someone that fucked up get fixed?


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Maybe they can transplant the face of the cannibal to the victim. It may even boost his self esteem.
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Tough to say for certain - left eye is gone, looks like. Can't see how much of the nose cartilage is gone, the angle of the photo does not lend itself to depth perception. The left cheekbone could also be messed up, or that could simply be a flap of tissue folded over. Cheekbone is easiest to build back up, glass eye. skin grafting - won't look normal, but can cover. Final appearance depends on how much muscle loss, and the absence or presence of a nose.

Of course, we may just have to shoot him when he goes zombie. :axe:
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How's this for understatement?
It was very sad to see what happened to this gentleman that had his face eaten,” Ortiz said.
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I read that when it happened.

But, there were no pictures then.

Wow.

I need to watch more zombie movies because that's not what I had pictured.
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I almost clicked the link that Gene posted...

Then I channeled my inner proto and have a feeling it was a good decision.
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baffled wrote:I almost clicked the link that Gene posted...
I didn't click it but the gawkr article had pictures in it as well.
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I'll see your cannibalism and raise you a dismemberment.

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2012/05/3 ... d-in-home/

"JOPPATOWNE, Md. (WJZ/BALTIMORE SUN/AP) — A Morgan State University student who lived in the same home as a missing Joppatowne man now feared dead was charged with first-degree murder after parts of a human body were found inside the house and in a nearby dumpster. Now the suspect has admitted to eating portions of the man’s body parts, including his heart and brain."
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Don't forget about Canada, eh.

http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/Mon ... story.html
The search for Luka Rocco Magnotta — accused of murder after the grisly discovery of a torso whose severed foot and hand were mailed to the Conservative and Liberal Party offices in Ottawa - has extended around the world, after Interpol put the slaying suspect on its international list of wanted persons.
And there's a video of the murder that he posted on this site. {nsfw} Good luck seeing it, lots of traffic over there.

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