The couch thread

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 2:39 pm

milosz wrote:http://outlawcoach.wordpress.com/

Remote Coaching of Crossfit is the perfect fucking scam

For 200 a month. Yes. Josh Bryant doesn't even charge that for his training. Insane.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 3:56 pm

Jay wrote:
milosz wrote:http://outlawcoach.wordpress.com/

Remote Coaching of Crossfit is the perfect fucking scam
For 200 a month. Yes. Josh Bryant doesn't even charge that for his training. Insane.

He's in NoVa-- his government worker clients can probably claim it as a health care expense. And his legal bills can't be cheap.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 4:56 pm

What the Actual Fuck?

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:10 pm

Blaidd Drwg wrote:What the Actual Fuck?

I'm getting tired of your shitty attitude. This is Functional, SIR. It a regular occurrence IN NATURE where one is standing between two boxes when a large tire materializes around them. While the lazy simply squat down and walk out or climb over it, the warrior class lifts it up a few inches, sets it down, and THEN walks out. What's not to get?

In this part of the country, it's a safe bet that any tire stored indoors is going to have a black widow in it. I can better tolerate this picture by hoping that a spider bites this guy in the face and shits in his mouth.

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:11 pm

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/09 ... t=My+Yahoo

Glen Doherty, a former Navy SEAL from Massachusetts, was one of the victims of the deadly attack on the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi, a family friend confirmed to Fox News.
Doherty is the latest victim to be identified. The U.S. government earlier confirmed that U.S. Ambassador to Libya Christopher Stevens and Sean Smith, a foreign service information management officer, died in the attack.
The name of the fourth American who died in the attack has not been disclosed.
The Boston Globe first reported that Doherty was among the victims. His sister told the Globe that Doherty, 42, was working for a private company providing security at the time.
A former ski instructor in Utah, Doherty reportedly trained as a sniper and medical officer after joining the Navy SEALs. He served for seven years before leaving to work at the private security firm.
According to FOX5 in San Diego, Doherty lived in Encintas, Calif., after leaving the Navy. He worked at the CrossFIT/SEALFIT gym as well as security firms.
Based on an account of the Benghazi attack provided by senior administration officials, Doherty was one of two people who died while trying to take cover from gunfire in the annex near the main U.S. consulate building. At least three others were wounded in the attack.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:19 pm

Gin Master wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:What the Actual Fuck?

I'm getting tired of your shitty attitude. This is Functional, SIR. It a regular occurrence IN NATURE where one is standing between two boxes when a large tire materializes around them. While the lazy simply squat down and walk out or climb over it, the warrior class lifts it up a few inches, sets it down, and THEN walks out. What's not to get?

In this part of the country, it's a safe bet that any tire stored indoors is going to have a black widow in it. I can better tolerate this picture by hoping that a spider bites this guy in the face and shits in his mouth.

I totally get it...the real question is...why isn't he squatting this tire to a box while between two boxes?

also....where are you supposed to add the chains and bands?

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:30 pm

Blaidd Drwg wrote:What the Actual Fuck?

Perfectly understandable-- they only have one baby, and his wife was already using it as a prop for her workout.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:43 pm

Turdacious wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:What the Actual Fuck?

Perfectly understandable-- they only have one baby, and his wife was already using it as a prop for her workout.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:04 pm

how many crossfitters did it take to get the tire onto the boxes?

tough old man · Post by **tough old man** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:13 pm

Glen Doherty, a former Navy SEAL from Massachusetts, was one of the victims of the deadly attack on the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi, a family friend confirmed to Fox News.
Doherty is the latest victim to be identified. The U.S. government earlier confirmed that U.S. Ambassador to Libya Christopher Stevens and Sean Smith, a foreign service information management officer, died in the attack.
The name of the fourth American who died in the attack has not been disclosed.
The Boston Globe first reported that Doherty was among the victims. His sister told the Globe that Doherty, 42, was working for a private company providing security at the time.
A former ski instructor in Utah, Doherty reportedly trained as a sniper and medical officer after joining the Navy SEALs. He served for seven years before leaving to work at the private security firm.
According to FOX5 in San Diego, Doherty lived in Encintas, Calif., after leaving the Navy. He worked at the CrossFIT/SEALFIT gym as well as security firms.
Based on an account of the Benghazi attack provided by senior administration officials, Doherty was one of two people who died while trying to take cover from gunfire in the annex near the main U.S. consulate building. At least three others were wounded in the attack.

Thats too bad. Our condolences to his friends and family. RIP

kreator · Post by **kreator** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:14 pm

protobuilder wrote:how many crossfitters did it take to get the tire onto the boxes?

Six. Four to hold the tire, one to hold the stopwatch, and one to hold the camera.

CrapSammich · Post by **CrapSammich** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:39 pm

Seven, though, 'cuz SOMEONE had to design the commemorative t-shirt. Right?

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:41 pm

Blaidd Drwg wrote:What the Actual Fuck?

Aren't Keds some kind of @fit footwear foul? Shouldn't he be drummed out of the cult for wearing something so suburban?

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 7:05 pm

tough old man wrote:
Glen Doherty, a former Navy SEAL from Massachusetts, was one of the victims of the deadly attack on the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi, a family friend confirmed to Fox News.
Doherty is the latest victim to be identified. The U.S. government earlier confirmed that U.S. Ambassador to Libya Christopher Stevens and Sean Smith, a foreign service information management officer, died in the attack.
The name of the fourth American who died in the attack has not been disclosed.
The Boston Globe first reported that Doherty was among the victims. His sister told the Globe that Doherty, 42, was working for a private company providing security at the time.
A former ski instructor in Utah, Doherty reportedly trained as a sniper and medical officer after joining the Navy SEALs. He served for seven years before leaving to work at the private security firm.
According to FOX5 in San Diego, Doherty lived in Encintas, Calif., after leaving the Navy. He worked at the CrossFIT/SEALFIT gym as well as security firms.
Based on an account of the Benghazi attack provided by senior administration officials, Doherty was one of two people who died while trying to take cover from gunfire in the annex near the main U.S. consulate building. At least three others were wounded in the attack.
Thats too bad. Our condolences to his friends and family. RIP

+1 RIP

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:45 pm

Rudy's use of elementary conjugate sequencing has people pissing their pants with excitement for their games prep. It's what happens when a non-retard comes up with a reasonable plan. It also looks a lot like a certain Gant Gimes fellas programming....motherfuckers are ripping off that dude left and right.

On Doherty and others killed in Libya: RIP and condolences to the friends and family.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:51 pm

I had a local kid ask me about teh Ootlulz training. My response was "you already lift weights, you push the sled, and you throw. You weight more than 99% of the @fitters on TV. Why in the fuck would you want to train like a 185 twink?"

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:52 pm

Jezebel Jones wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:What the Actual Fuck?

Aren't Keds some kind of @fit footwear foul? Shouldn't he be drummed out of the cult for wearing something so suburban?

I believe those are Vans, but yes, Keds would deserve a beat down.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:56 pm

It's fucking unpleasant, ol' Rudy crowed about how awesome he was that he took his little kid(s) everywhere, and then he starts banging that bitch WHILE he's supposedly training her? I understand that infidelity is one of XF's core values, but the fact that he assaults his wife when she says he can't train her in the gym when she's there is just the act of a dirtbag.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:08 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Jezebel Jones wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:What the Actual Fuck?

Aren't Keds some kind of @fit footwear foul? Shouldn't he be drummed out of the cult for wearing something so suburban?
I believe those are Vans, but yes, Keds would deserve a beat down.

Maybe they are Keds and he's/she's squatting with the @fit version of the cone of shame as punishment.

tzg · Post by **tzg** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:28 pm

Blaidd Drwg wrote: I totally get it...the real question is...why isn't he squatting this tire to a box while between two boxes?

also....where are you supposed to add the chains and bands?

He should be squatting it to a med ball.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:49 pm

Ed Zachary wrote:I had a local kid ask me about teh Ootlulz training. My response was "you already lift weights, you push the sled, and you throw. You weight more than 99% of the @fitters on TV. Why in the fuck would you want to train like a 185 twink?"

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:51 pm

Jeezus! It looks like I typed that with my dick.

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:18 am

Ed Zachary wrote:Jeezus! It looks like I typed that with my dick.

suddenly your FB posts make more sense.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:48 am

Jezebel Jones wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:Jeezus! It looks like I typed that with my dick.
suddenly your FB posts make more sense.

It's called a touch screen for good reason.

sanchezero · Post by **sanchezero** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:02 am

Ed Zachary wrote:Jeezus! It looks like I typed that with my dick.

i like how you subtly imply that the head of you dick is actually big enough to touch multiple keys. everyone knows that's bullshit.

IGX

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