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He's in NoVa-- his government worker clients can probably claim it as a health care expense. And his legal bills can't be cheap.Jay wrote:For 200 a month. Yes. Josh Bryant doesn't even charge that for his training. Insane.milosz wrote:http://outlawcoach.wordpress.com/
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I'm getting tired of your shitty attitude. This is Functional, SIR. It a regular occurrence IN NATURE where one is standing between two boxes when a large tire materializes around them. While the lazy simply squat down and walk out or climb over it, the warrior class lifts it up a few inches, sets it down, and THEN walks out. What's not to get?Blaidd Drwg wrote:What the Actual Fuck?
In this part of the country, it's a safe bet that any tire stored indoors is going to have a black widow in it. I can better tolerate this picture by hoping that a spider bites this guy in the face and shits in his mouth.
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http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/09 ... t=My+Yahoo
Glen Doherty, a former Navy SEAL from Massachusetts, was one of the victims of the deadly attack on the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi, a family friend confirmed to Fox News.
Doherty is the latest victim to be identified. The U.S. government earlier confirmed that U.S. Ambassador to Libya Christopher Stevens and Sean Smith, a foreign service information management officer, died in the attack.
The name of the fourth American who died in the attack has not been disclosed.
The Boston Globe first reported that Doherty was among the victims. His sister told the Globe that Doherty, 42, was working for a private company providing security at the time.
A former ski instructor in Utah, Doherty reportedly trained as a sniper and medical officer after joining the Navy SEALs. He served for seven years before leaving to work at the private security firm.
According to FOX5 in San Diego, Doherty lived in Encintas, Calif., after leaving the Navy. He worked at the CrossFIT/SEALFIT gym as well as security firms.
Based on an account of the Benghazi attack provided by senior administration officials, Doherty was one of two people who died while trying to take cover from gunfire in the annex near the main U.S. consulate building. At least three others were wounded in the attack.
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I totally get it...the real question is...why isn't he squatting this tire to a box while between two boxes?Gin Master wrote:I'm getting tired of your shitty attitude. This is Functional, SIR. It a regular occurrence IN NATURE where one is standing between two boxes when a large tire materializes around them. While the lazy simply squat down and walk out or climb over it, the warrior class lifts it up a few inches, sets it down, and THEN walks out. What's not to get?Blaidd Drwg wrote:What the Actual Fuck?
In this part of the country, it's a safe bet that any tire stored indoors is going to have a black widow in it. I can better tolerate this picture by hoping that a spider bites this guy in the face and shits in his mouth.
also....where are you supposed to add the chains and bands?
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Perfectly understandable-- they only have one baby, and his wife was already using it as a prop for her workout.Blaidd Drwg wrote:What the Actual Fuck?
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Turdacious wrote:Perfectly understandable-- they only have one baby, and his wife was already using it as a prop for her workout.Blaidd Drwg wrote:What the Actual Fuck?



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how many crossfitters did it take to get the tire onto the boxes?
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Thats too bad. Our condolences to his friends and family. RIPGlen Doherty, a former Navy SEAL from Massachusetts, was one of the victims of the deadly attack on the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi, a family friend confirmed to Fox News.
Doherty is the latest victim to be identified. The U.S. government earlier confirmed that U.S. Ambassador to Libya Christopher Stevens and Sean Smith, a foreign service information management officer, died in the attack.
The name of the fourth American who died in the attack has not been disclosed.
The Boston Globe first reported that Doherty was among the victims. His sister told the Globe that Doherty, 42, was working for a private company providing security at the time.
A former ski instructor in Utah, Doherty reportedly trained as a sniper and medical officer after joining the Navy SEALs. He served for seven years before leaving to work at the private security firm.
According to FOX5 in San Diego, Doherty lived in Encintas, Calif., after leaving the Navy. He worked at the CrossFIT/SEALFIT gym as well as security firms.
Based on an account of the Benghazi attack provided by senior administration officials, Doherty was one of two people who died while trying to take cover from gunfire in the annex near the main U.S. consulate building. At least three others were wounded in the attack.
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Six. Four to hold the tire, one to hold the stopwatch, and one to hold the camera.protobuilder wrote:how many crossfitters did it take to get the tire onto the boxes?
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Seven, though, 'cuz SOMEONE had to design the commemorative t-shirt. Right?
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Aren't Keds some kind of @fit footwear foul? Shouldn't he be drummed out of the cult for wearing something so suburban?Blaidd Drwg wrote:What the Actual Fuck?
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+1 RIPtough old man wrote:Thats too bad. Our condolences to his friends and family. RIPGlen Doherty, a former Navy SEAL from Massachusetts, was one of the victims of the deadly attack on the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi, a family friend confirmed to Fox News.
Doherty is the latest victim to be identified. The U.S. government earlier confirmed that U.S. Ambassador to Libya Christopher Stevens and Sean Smith, a foreign service information management officer, died in the attack.
The name of the fourth American who died in the attack has not been disclosed.
The Boston Globe first reported that Doherty was among the victims. His sister told the Globe that Doherty, 42, was working for a private company providing security at the time.
A former ski instructor in Utah, Doherty reportedly trained as a sniper and medical officer after joining the Navy SEALs. He served for seven years before leaving to work at the private security firm.
According to FOX5 in San Diego, Doherty lived in Encintas, Calif., after leaving the Navy. He worked at the CrossFIT/SEALFIT gym as well as security firms.
Based on an account of the Benghazi attack provided by senior administration officials, Doherty was one of two people who died while trying to take cover from gunfire in the annex near the main U.S. consulate building. At least three others were wounded in the attack.
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Rudy's use of elementary conjugate sequencing has people pissing their pants with excitement for their games prep. It's what happens when a non-retard comes up with a reasonable plan. It also looks a lot like a certain Gant Gimes fellas programming....motherfuckers are ripping off that dude left and right.
On Doherty and others killed in Libya: RIP and condolences to the friends and family.
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I had a local kid ask me about teh Ootlulz training. My response was "you already lift weights, you push the sled, and you throw. You weight more than 99% of the @fitters on TV. Why in the fuck would you want to train like a 185 twink?"
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I believe those are Vans, but yes, Keds would deserve a beat down.Jezebel Jones wrote:Aren't Keds some kind of @fit footwear foul? Shouldn't he be drummed out of the cult for wearing something so suburban?Blaidd Drwg wrote:What the Actual Fuck?
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It's fucking unpleasant, ol' Rudy crowed about how awesome he was that he took his little kid(s) everywhere, and then he starts banging that bitch WHILE he's supposedly training her? I understand that infidelity is one of XF's core values, but the fact that he assaults his wife when she says he can't train her in the gym when she's there is just the act of a dirtbag.
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Maybe they are Keds and he's/she's squatting with the @fit version of the cone of shame as punishment.Yes I Have Balls wrote:I believe those are Vans, but yes, Keds would deserve a beat down.Jezebel Jones wrote:Aren't Keds some kind of @fit footwear foul? Shouldn't he be drummed out of the cult for wearing something so suburban?Blaidd Drwg wrote:What the Actual Fuck?
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He should be squatting it to a med ball.Blaidd Drwg wrote: I totally get it...the real question is...why isn't he squatting this tire to a box while between two boxes?
also....where are you supposed to add the chains and bands?
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Ed Zachary wrote:I had a local kid ask me about teh Ootlulz training. My response was "you already lift weights, you push the sled, and you throw. You weight more than 99% of the @fitters on TV. Why in the fuck would you want to train like a 185 twink?"


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Jeezus! It looks like I typed that with my dick.
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suddenly your FB posts make more sense.Ed Zachary wrote:Jeezus! It looks like I typed that with my dick.
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It's called a touch screen for good reason.Jezebel Jones wrote:suddenly your FB posts make more sense.Ed Zachary wrote:Jeezus! It looks like I typed that with my dick.
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i like how you subtly imply that the head of you dick is actually big enough to touch multiple keys. everyone knows that's bullshit.Ed Zachary wrote:Jeezus! It looks like I typed that with my dick.
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?

