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Cirrus SR 22. 600k Plus. Lauren will love half of it.

Unlike it's owner's clients, it has an internal parachute that keeps you from killing yourself when you do something way more advanced than you can handle.
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So, is Crossfit going to be able to write that shit off?

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What about this: http://journal.crossfit.com/2012/10/the ... rogram.tpl

When you read the description it sounds like the cure to all your problems is crossfit... The cult mentality is growing
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CharlieBob wrote:What about this: http://journal.crossfit.com/2012/10/the ... rogram.tpl

When you read the description it sounds like the cure to all your problems is crossfit... The cult mentality is growing
Anything to make money... This Crossfit Defense, Crossfit Goal Setting, etc.

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CharlieBob wrote:What about this: http://journal.crossfit.com/2012/10/the ... rogram.tpl

When you read the description it sounds like the cure to all your problems is crossfit... The cult mentality is growing


Everything within @fit, nothing outside @fit, nothing against @fit.

Cooch even looks like El Duce, albeit a fat drunk slob version of old BenIto.
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If the "business" bought it, then they could likely write it off.

Of course, if somebody owns half of the business........
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powerlifter54 wrote:Image

http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/ass ... 11130.html

Cirrus SR 22. 600k Plus. Lauren will love half of it.

Unlike it's owner's clients, it has an internal parachute that keeps you from killing yourself when you do something way more advanced than you can handle.
Is flying this the new job you were hoping to get?
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Turdacious wrote:
powerlifter54 wrote:Image

http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/ass ... 11130.html

Cirrus SR 22. 600k Plus. Lauren will love half of it.

Unlike it's owner's clients, it has an internal parachute that keeps you from killing yourself when you do something way more advanced than you can handle.
Is flying this the new job you were hoping to get?
You know, the economy does really suck and he has offered me several times to come in from the cold. i could be the Dale Saran of the ether....


Will have to think about this. imagine the stories i could tell. That isn't an airplane, it is an assmobile.
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powerlifter54 wrote:Image

http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/ass ... 11130.html

Cirrus SR 22. 600k Plus. Lauren will love half of it.

Unlike it's owner's clients, it has an internal parachute that keeps you from killing yourself when you do something way more advanced than you can handle.
I think one of the variants of that model was the one NY Yankee Cory Lidle crashed and died in 2006.

The plane made the news because I think the fatality rate is high compared to similar aircraft, although the overall accident record is good.


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CharlieBob wrote:What about this: http://journal.crossfit.com/2012/10/the ... rogram.tpl

When you read the description it sounds like the cure to all your problems is crossfit... The cult mentality is growing
Going to lose my shit if Kaplan is the 800-pound gorilla that finally fucks CFHQ up.

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Who was this asshole again?
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powerlifter54 wrote:That isn't an airplane, it is an assmobile.
=D> =D> =D> legit lol
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tough old man wrote:Who was this asshole again?
he is a hipster piece of shit who @fitters follow like a god... and who looks as out of shape and weak as Couch.

The fact that he dresses like a hipster is bad enough.

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tough old man wrote:Who was this asshole again?

I have no idea who that pasty soft pussy hipster is, but the irony that he's wearing stripes is just too fucking funny.
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Jay wrote:
tough old man wrote:Who was this asshole again?
he is a hipster piece of shit who @fitters follow like a god... and who looks as out of shape and weak as Couch.

The fact that he dresses like a hipster is bad enough.
Funny thing. He recently taught a clinic in my neck of the woods. Even the fervent Kool-Aid drinkers called it "a waste of time."
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syaigh wrote:
Jay wrote:
tough old man wrote:Who was this asshole again?
he is a hipster piece of shit who @fitters follow like a god... and who looks as out of shape and weak as Couch.

The fact that he dresses like a hipster is bad enough.
Funny thing. He recently taught a clinic in my neck of the woods. Even the fervent Kool-Aid drinkers called it "a waste of time."
Of course, when you have no original ideas and everything you know was taught to you by someone else, its going to be...

Plus how long has he really been working out? I'm guessing not that fucking long enough to be able to host a clinic

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The fact he uses the term 'barbell gymnastics' is gayer than 3 guys fucking 2 guys

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I would think that with a testimonial like that, especially from the kool-aid drinkers, and of course beating on the wife and stealing all of the paypal money ....HE SHOULD BE ABOUT DONE WITH ANYTHING CROSSFIT OR TRAINING RELATED. BIG LIFE FAIL HIPSTER.
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Hey!
Is
There an
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Fucker may have just cornered the market.
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I had heard his sentence was suspended, probably the judge felt he was going to be fucked excessively during his upcoming divorce proceedings


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tough old man wrote:
Funny thing. He recently taught a clinic in my neck of the woods. Even the fervent Kool-Aid drinkers called it "a waste of time."
I would think that with a testimonial like that, especially from the kool-aid drinkers, and of course beating on the wife and stealing all of the paypal money ....HE SHOULD BE ABOUT DONE WITH ANYTHING CROSSFIT OR TRAINING RELATED. BIG LIFE FAIL HIPSTER.
The "Community" has bought the following: That no one knows who's telling the truth, since half the people there say one thing, and half say another. There were five fucking people there, and two- him and the GF- say something else. Basically, the CF Community has found a way to prop up one of their idiots while ignoring what he did.


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I dig big chicks wrote:The "Community" has bought the following: That no one knows who's telling the truth, since half the people there say one thing, and half say another. There were five fucking people there, and two- him and the GF- say something else. Basically, the CF Community has found a way to prop up one of their idiots while ignoring what he did.
Fuck them and anyone else that would support a punk like this that at least needs his ass kicked

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A month ago a former co-worker while doing @fit apparently slipped from a chin up bar, landed on his head and had to be rushed into surgery for a cerebral hemorrhage, still having some complications but has finally been released from the hospital. I mean, accidents happen with any sport/activity, but that's not the kind of thing that really makes me want to rush out and do some kipping pullups.

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I bet he didn't take the kipping pullup cert.
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Steggy wrote:
I dig big chicks wrote:The "Community" has bought the following: That no one knows who's telling the truth, since half the people there say one thing, and half say another. There were five fucking people there, and two- him and the GF- say something else. Basically, the CF Community has found a way to prop up one of their idiots while ignoring what he did.
Fuck them and anyone else that would support a punk like this that at least needs his ass kicked
You guys are being mean. We should send him a gift.

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