Our namesake's favorite day of the year
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Our namesake's favorite day of the year
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It's R Kelly's birthday. I think we all know how G$ is gonna celebrate it.
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He's in his big empty house, all alone, watching 'Trapped in the Closet' as we speak.
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Is he going to piss all over someone to celebrate?
Would you rather learn from Steve or Rif? Plus how many RKCs actually live in their cars and bathe in streams and shit?
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vJ4zrB41mg[/youtube]mtman1 wrote:Is he going to piss all over someone to celebrate?
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I Think Heidi the Impudent Guttersnipe takes her shower's from a differnt cockfaucet these day's.
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I'm new enough to not understand this, but it reads as poetry.DARTH wrote:I Think Heidi the Impudent Guttersnipe takes her shower's from a differnt cockfaucet these day's.
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Re: Our namesake's favorite day of the year
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Baff the short version is thus: it appears our namesake's wife enjoyed being urinated on and it also appears they are no longer together. There was some very creative writing somewhere supposedly drafted by said wife that graphically discussed the process and the ecstasy that followed. I think there's even a very fine artistic rendition by our very own Spells in the Tricasso Gallery.
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Post by Kazuya Mishima »
I think Fat Cat tracked down some postings on an old BDSM message board that were supposedly authored by Garm or his lovely ex-wife.
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Re: Our namesake's favorite day of the year
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I thought it was the husband of chick who had Garm's car keys.Kazuya Mishima wrote:I think Fat Cat tracked down some postings on an old BDSM message board that were supposedly authored by Garm or his lovely ex-wife.
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Thanks Brother Shape.Shapecharge wrote:Baff the short version is thus: it appears our namesake's wife enjoyed being urinated on and it also appears they are no longer together. There was some very creative writing somewhere supposedly drafted by said wife that graphically discussed the process and the ecstasy that followed. I think there's even a very fine artistic rendition by our very own Spells in the Tricasso Gallery.
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Re: Our namesake's favorite day of the year
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He usually rolls by around this time of the year to regale us with tales of his latest hobby. Last time it was meticulous and low tolerance gunsmithing. I was hoping this year would be maybe how he wrote code for wiki leaks or so e shit like that.
Old uncle Garm livens the place up for a week, then goes back to peek g on random strangers on the subway
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The only thing that was really wrong with Garm is that he insulted and made fun of niggers.
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