IGX

It's R Kelly's birthday. I think we all know how G$ is gonna celebrate it.

He's in his big empty house, all alone, watching 'Trapped in the Closet' as we speak.

Is he going to piss all over someone to celebrate?

mtman1 wrote:Is he going to piss all over someone to celebrate?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vJ4zrB41mg[/youtube]

I Think Heidi the Impudent Guttersnipe takes her shower's from a differnt cockfaucet these day's.

DARTH wrote:I Think Heidi the Impudent Guttersnipe takes her shower's from a differnt cockfaucet these day's.

I'm new enough to not understand this, but it reads as poetry.

Baff the short version is thus: it appears our namesake's wife enjoyed being urinated on and it also appears they are no longer together. There was some very creative writing somewhere supposedly drafted by said wife that graphically discussed the process and the ecstasy that followed. I think there's even a very fine artistic rendition by our very own Spells in the Tricasso Gallery.

I think Fat Cat tracked down some postings on an old BDSM message board that were supposedly authored by Garm or his lovely ex-wife.

Kazuya Mishima wrote:I think Fat Cat tracked down some postings on an old BDSM message board that were supposedly authored by Garm or his lovely ex-wife.

I thought it was the husband of chick who had Garm's car keys.

Shapecharge wrote:Baff the short version is thus: it appears our namesake's wife enjoyed being urinated on and it also appears they are no longer together. There was some very creative writing somewhere supposedly drafted by said wife that graphically discussed the process and the ecstasy that followed. I think there's even a very fine artistic rendition by our very own Spells in the Tricasso Gallery.

Thanks Brother Shape.

It's threads like this that really make you realize that IGx is a special place.

Yeah, but I miss our grumpy Uncle Garm. The man could pen some blistering invective.

That he could.

GARM COME HOME

He usually rolls by around this time of the year to regale us with tales of his latest hobby. Last time it was meticulous and low tolerance gunsmithing. I was hoping this year would be maybe how he wrote code for wiki leaks or so e shit like that.

Old uncle Garm livens the place up for a week, then goes back to peek g on random strangers on the subway

The only thing that was really wrong with Garm is that he insulted and made fun of niggers.