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Four term Congresswoman Michele Bachmann has had enough. Keeping her word that, if her home state of Minnesota passed a Marriage Equality bill, she would move out of state, Rep. Bachmann announced this morning, that she is moving to Montana with her husband Marcus. "Marcus and I spent a prayerful night on our knees" said GOP Representative at a press conference in St. Cloud, MN, the main city in her congressional district. "...and this Homosexual Marriage law will turn the Twin Cities into Sodom and Gomorrah on the Mississippi." They plan to leaving at the end of the month. Asked by a member of the press, if she would consider running for the House from her new state of Montana, Rep. Bachmann said 'If God wants me to continue to serve Him in that role, I will. But it isn't up to me".
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Montana will take anyone
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May she find her husband in bed with multiple men and an appliance or two up his ass.
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syaigh wrote:May she find her husband in bed with multiple men and an appliance or two up his ass.
Wouldn't surprise me in the least. You ever seen that guy walk and... wave?

This whole marriage equality thing is idiotic. Government shouldn't have a say in any marriage, gay or straight. Let's go ahead and limit common law marriages to humans though.
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Soooo basically you're telling us you invited them over and they decided to stay. ATTA BOY TIMMAH!
You could've just said that and not been sneaky about it.
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...gonna raise some dental floss
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baffled wrote:
syaigh wrote:May she find her husband in bed with multiple men and an appliance or two up his ass.
Wouldn't surprise me in the least. You ever seen that guy walk and... wave?
His idea of a "prayerful night on (his) knees" is just a little different from hers.
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nafod wrote:...gonna raise some dental floss
Weasels will rip their flesh...
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO_bKdRqkuQ[/youtube]
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Source? Seems unlikely.
One of the downsides of the Internet is that it allows like-minded people to form communities, and sometimes those communities are stupid.
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Pinky wrote:
baffled wrote:
syaigh wrote:May she find her husband in bed with multiple men and an appliance or two up his ass.
Wouldn't surprise me in the least. You ever seen that guy walk and... wave?
His idea of a "prayerful night on (his) knees" is just a little different from hers.
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyLMwzDR4qY[/youtube]
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LOL at lefties who style themselves as tolerant.
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johno wrote:LOL at lefties who style themselves as tolerant.
Oh sure, like you'd want Michele and Marcus in your backyard.
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Just so they Get off my lawn.
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johno wrote:LOL at lefties who style themselves as tolerant.
They're all the same. "I'm super tolerant and open-minded... as long as you agree with me."
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Couldn't they try a whole new country?
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johno wrote:LOL at lefties who style themselves as tolerant.
This has been the laziest bullshit cliche in American politics for at least 30 years. Those mean old lib'ruls make y'all butthurt.
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The Ginger Beard Man wrote:Couldn't they try a whole new country?
Here here, this man is on to something!
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The Ginger Beard Man wrote:Couldn't they try a whole new country?
No, I don't think the Lefties will leave.
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milosz wrote:
johno wrote:LOL at lefties who style themselves as tolerant.
This has been the laziest bullshit cliche in American politics for at least 30 years. Those mean old lib'ruls make y'all butthurt.
No, just your hypocrisy is laughable. Openminded, tolerant, flexible, comfortable with diverse opinions...LOL.
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I missed something. Where are the intolerant lefties in this story?
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johno wrote:
milosz wrote:
johno wrote:LOL at lefties who style themselves as tolerant.
This has been the laziest bullshit cliche in American politics for at least 30 years. Those mean old lib'ruls make y'all butthurt.
No, just your hypocrisy is laughable. Openminded, tolerant, flexible, comfortable with diverse opinions...LOL.
This much is true, the "liberal" (using conventional terminology) ideology is intolerant in the extreme. What hollows out your critique is that the so-called "conservative" position is equally unable to tolerate dissent.
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BucketHead wrote:I missed something. Where are the intolerant lefties in this story?
I assume they are referring to seeahill and his fiendish cohort of hybrid-driving, herbal tea-sipping liberal handwringers who can't bear the thought of a Bachmann in the great state of MON-tana.
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