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Blaidd Drwg wrote:Quack has been gone so long...

I miss him. I think I will go vaccinate my cellphone.
He has been gone long, but he was losing it at the end with his crazed hate.

You're just saying that because your GMO diet gave you adrenal cancer.
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Seriously, that's the new take down.

"You make me miss Quack."

On a positive note, this exchange between our troll and Master Blaster has inspired me to shut off every electronic device in my house so I don't expose my dog to EMF that may fuck up his sleep cycles and make his arthritis worse. I noticed he seems to be able to see better all of a sudden, too.

Gettin' back to nature is a good thing.
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:
Jay wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:Quack has been gone so long...

I miss him. I think I will go vaccinate my cellphone.
He has been gone long, but he was losing it at the end with his crazed hate.

You're just saying that because your GMO diet gave you adrenal cancer.
I need B-12 shots and gymnastics

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baffled wrote:Seriously, that's the new take down.

"You make me miss Quack."

On a positive note, this exchange between our troll and Master Blaster has inspired me to shut off every electronic device in my house so I don't expose my dog to EMF that may fuck up his sleep cycles and make his arthritis worse. I noticed he seems to be able to see better all of a sudden, too.

Gettin' back to nature is a good thing.

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Blaidd Drwg wrote:
Jay wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:Quack has been gone so long...

I miss him. I think I will go vaccinate my cellphone.
He has been gone long, but he was losing it at the end with his crazed hate.

You're just saying that because your GMO diet gave you adrenal cancer.
I have adrenal cancer from my clock radio thank-you-very-much.
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Crossfit Related Hall of Shame.....

Besides Glassman....


Wife Beater.....

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Quitter

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Malignant Narcissist.

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Special Notation....


Too much of a douchenozzle even for CrossFit.

http://www.theattitudenation.com/

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There was a pretty good exchange between Lord Rip and Master North, the Leader of Attitude Nation, on ss.com a while back. Gotta find it again. Some gems.

Edit: yep, beginning here: http://startingstrength.com/resources/f ... 226&page=7
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Koko, Beware wrote:There was a pretty good exchange between Lord Rip and Master North, the Leader of Attitude Nation, on ss.com a while back. Gotta find it again. Some gems.

Edit: yep, beginning here: http://startingstrength.com/resources/f ... 226&page=7
I recently had the displeasure of being in the same room as this douchebag. An aggressively narcissistic idiot to say the least. A bully who seems to like abusing women to say more. Really bad halitosis you can smell from five feet away is probably the most objective. I know a few people who recently decided to stop purchasing from muscle driver because of their support of him.
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That thread was simply fucking awesome.

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Lot of all stars in there. TheBigDog, Tamara Reynolds nee T-Bone Cohen, Gymmoser. The best part is that you could legitmately read the first 10-15 pages of the thread and think "alright, well Rip's going to start his own weightlifting crew because of...I guess because of this thread in part"
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Again..I am reminded that everyone I know has a stronger stomach than I do....

You steely eyed fuckers can look stupid in the face like that all you want....I'm a gonna need to go hide with a needle and spoon to fix this.
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:Again..I am reminded that everyone I know has a stronger stomach than I do....

You steely eyed fuckers can look stupid in the face like that all you want....I'm a gonna need to go hide with a needle and spoon to fix this.
I refuse to read that shite and I'm drunk.
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This is some testimonial...
'm home now, and I have relived the events of the day over and over again. I keep asking myself, did that really happen? Did I just meet the jumping Jonathan North? I just want to thank you for the opportunity you gave me today. For me, a day like today is truly, "living the dream." I met my hero in the flesh and you sir do not disappoint. Thank you for spending time teaching me things, it was an honor to be in your presence...

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Perhaps John fellated him in the bathroom.
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I listened to Jon North's podcast about twice. He sounds like a dick. Pendlay says some interesting shit but speaks in a monotone that is the aural equivalent of a fistful of ativan. Fuck that podcast.

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Why does Rip even entertain that faggottry? Does he just like fucking with people?
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Rip likes....no.....Rip loves fucking with people

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Rip likes....no.....Rip loves fucking with people

Indeed.
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syaigh wrote:Perhaps John fellated him in the bathroom.
Presuming he has a dick......
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North may have no dick, but he IS a total dick,

tantrum throwing....
girlfriend punching....
shitheel strutting.....

and a shitty coach in the classic CF tradition where you berate your lifters as a psych up....

I'm sorry chump...if your lifer needs a bunch of external psych to be on the platform, you have not done your job...only shitbirds and domestic violence victims responds to that style.
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Blaidd Drwg wrote: I'm sorry chump...if your lifer needs a bunch of external psych to be on the platform, you have not done your job...only shitbirds and domestic violence victims responds to that style.

=D> =D> =D>
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Nothing we all dont know already but a good read none the less-

http://crudefitness.com/how-crossfit-fo ... e-failure/


....Or if you want a reason to claw your eyes out in anger.

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