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Rant's lookin' good!

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Blaidd Drwg wrote:
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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Everybody who trains/exercises seriously ought to take the drugs, intelligently. Especially as we age. In my opinion. Get a good doctor to help monitor your liver and kidney function, and Do The Drugs
Which drugs?

All of them.
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Also. I like hairy pussy on some girls, squeaky-clean bald pussy on other chicks. It depends on the chick, and tattoos are a plus regardless of whether or not the gal happens to have Buckwheat in a triangle choke.

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I fondly remember Miss Nude Southern States at the Deja Vu has the biggest bush I'd ever seen.


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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Also. I like hairy pussy on some girls, squeaky-clean bald pussy on other chicks. It depends on the chick, and tattoos are a plus regardless of whether or not the gal happens to have Buckwheat in a triangle choke.
Exactly.

I like a little seasonal flair as well. Muff in cold weather, slick for the summer. Prefer if the lady can match my bulk and cut cycles as well.
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Also. I like hairy pussy on some girls, squeaky-clean bald pussy on other chicks. It depends on the chick, and tattoos are a plus regardless of whether or not the gal happens to have Buckwheat in a triangle choke.
Exactly.

I like a little seasonal flair as well. Muff in cold weather, slick for the summer. Prefer if the lady can match my bulk and cut cycles as well.

That's the perfect woman right there!

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I knew early on I had that fetish whenever I first laid eyes on Christy Canyon, at the tender age of 13.

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Rant's lookin' good!
Well, he's no longer sporting the hobo look...

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There's only one Barky.

Looks like foreplay between her and B-Boy.....





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Mindroasting. K-Star looks like he wants to cut someone.

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30 more minutes of KStarr talking about the knees out cue? I'll pass.

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big_t2100 wrote:Looks like foreplay between her and B-Boy.....





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Aw, c'mon... She's ridiculously hot. She kinda reminds me of Miss Sally from the Oz tv show.
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Good christ. If you know how to squat, and you can't teach someone how to squat in 30 minutes, then give up coaching. Let alone spending 30 minutes debating the merits of a form cue.

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Cecelia,

I've witnessed neither conversation nor argument, just reaction. Silly reaction at that.

Allow me to expand on my quick note: the reaction is not hostility towards the female form, just it's depiction. I find the hostility offensive.

Our depicting shirtless men draws no response while a woman's bare back brings from one corner complaints about "morals" and "indecency" and from the other "objectification" and "exploitation".

There's something dysfunctional and disingenuous in both camps.

We are the creators of an emerging aesthetic that does as much for women as anything that has been offered, from any quarter, in my lifetime, and I'm 57 years old. We've developed, without academic awareness or fanfare, an aesthetic derived wholly from functional capacity rather than some arbitrary or worse yet pathological standard - history, modern and ancient, is replete with examples. CrossFitters work, live, love and play, in a world without eating disorders, bone density issues, frailty, fragility, body image derangement, or gender associated vulnerability to assault. Our variant of fitness is unique in modern times in that it doesn't exaggerate the biological differences between men and women but minimizes them - a curious, if not beautiful, mathematical fact.

Your "blurry boundary between objectification and appreciation of the body" is not something this publisher has to worry about.
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Crossfit: no eating disorders, no fragility, no body image derangement.
That's it. After 15 years of sobriety, I want to drink what Couch is drinking.
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CrossFitters work, live, love and play, in a world without eating disorders, bone density issues, frailty, fragility, body image derangement, or gender associated vulnerability to assault.



I can't even begin to wrap my head around that.

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The Ginger Beard Man wrote:Crossfit: no eating disorders, no fragility, no body image derangement.
That's it. After 15 years of sobriety, I want to drink what Couch is drinking.
=D> =D> =D> This. I'll have two of those, please.
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I thought paleo WAS an eating disorder.
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Cave Canem wrote:I thought paleo WAS an eating disorder.
You were right.
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Drywall wrote:CrossFitters work, live, love and play, in a world without eating disorders, bone density issues, frailty, fragility, body image derangement, or gender associated vulnerability to assault.



I can't even begin to wrap my head around that.
To the defense of Couch:
Sean K. Bynon wrote:I don't think doing CrossFit makes you a CrossFitter. A quality CrossFit affiliate has the potential to make this statement more true. But, it's a partnership and takes hardwork and commitment. My favorite part of CrossFit is seeing that change happen in everyday Joes and Sallys. Are you so callous that you ignore the truth in a statement just because it is not completely true? I'll focus on the true part and work on those he listed who roam among the success stories.

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Drywall wrote:CrossFitters work, live, love and play, in a world without eating disorders, bone density issues, frailty, fragility, body image derangement, or gender associated vulnerability to assault.



I can't even begin to wrap my head around that.
To the defense of Couch:
Sean K. Bynon wrote:I don't think doing CrossFit makes you a CrossFitter. A quality CrossFit affiliate has the potential to make this statement more true. But, it's a partnership and takes hardwork and commitment. My favorite part of CrossFit is seeing that change happen in everyday Joes and Sallys. Are you so callous that you ignore the truth in a statement just because it is not completely true? I'll focus on the true part and work on those he listed who roam among the success stories.
I considered arguing for a second but when I saw that....fuck it.

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Drywall wrote: I considered arguing for a second but when I saw that....fuck it.
This. Sometimes it just goes beyond laughable.
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