Undeniable rules of life - break them at your own risk
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Undeniable rules of life - break them at your own risk
1) Always, always, always hit the head before boarding an airplane.
2) If she has crazy eyes, it's because she's CRAZY!
Add your own wisdoms.
2) If she has crazy eyes, it's because she's CRAZY!
Add your own wisdoms.
Mao wrote:Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. Our principle is that the Party commands the gun, and the gun must never be allowed to command the Party
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Re: Undeniable rules of life - break them at your own risk
3) If your name is Bobby, you've probably sucked a dick or two
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Wrong! 

You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".
"being a pussy".
Re: Undeniable rules of life - break them at your own risk
If you think you have to force it, you're gonna break it.
Don’t believe everything you think.
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Totally not true, naf
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Re: Undeniable rules of life - break them at your own risk
Never date a waitress, or a woman who has more male friends than female
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Eatin' ain't cheatin' only applies to lesbians.
T200 wrote:Drinking is for posers until you are drinking Everclear from a an old freebase kit you found in the park.
Re: Undeniable rules of life - break them at your own risk
Almost everything will take longer and cost more than anticipated.
Re: Undeniable rules of life - break them at your own risk
Whenever you need triceps mass,heavy dips never fails!
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".
"being a pussy".
Re: Undeniable rules of life - break them at your own risk
Don't marry the crazy chick (if you break this rule and stick it out it may seem like she's calmed down after 25-30 years but it's just an illusion)
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Olympic lifting is for fags.
T200 wrote:Drinking is for posers until you are drinking Everclear from a an old freebase kit you found in the park.
Re: Undeniable rules of life - break them at your own risk
My little dick has just as much fun as a big dick.
T200 wrote:Drinking is for posers until you are drinking Everclear from a an old freebase kit you found in the park.
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If you don't want any shit, don't start any.
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Bad pussy is still good pussy
T200 wrote:Drinking is for posers until you are drinking Everclear from a an old freebase kit you found in the park.
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Re: Undeniable rules of life - break them at your own risk
Slow down to go fast.
"He who knows only his own side of the case knows little of that." JS Mill
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Ahhh Yes..
Rule 10.
Rule 10.
"He who knows only his own side of the case knows little of that." JS Mill
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Three simple rules explain all human behavior:
1) If it smells good, eat it (aka if it feels good, do it).
2) If you don't understand it, make fun of it.
3) If you are afraid of it, kill it.
All can be taken literally and metaphorically.
1) If it smells good, eat it (aka if it feels good, do it).
2) If you don't understand it, make fun of it.
3) If you are afraid of it, kill it.
All can be taken literally and metaphorically.
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1) Black and brown don't mix.
2) Never trust a black person with a Spanish last name.
3) Always be the first one to make a move.
2) Never trust a black person with a Spanish last name.
3) Always be the first one to make a move.
"Gentle in what you do, Firm in how you do it"
- Buck Brannaman
- Buck Brannaman
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Batboy had some rules that would work here, along the lines of, "...if you hang out with thugs, expect the negative consequences that usually follow, etc." Also, IIRC, Sua Sponte posted some good ones on the "Fake Ranger" thread, dealing with taking responsibility. Hopefully they'll throw those rules onto this thread, or someone with lots of free time can copy and post 'em here.
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Got to get down to get down
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Don't mix hypnotics and opiates.
"He who knows only his own side of the case knows little of that." JS Mill
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Never take advice from washed-up white guys on the Internet.
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If you think you can, or think you can't, you are probably right.
Don’t believe everything you think.
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Pay for quality and you only cry once.
Don’t believe everything you think.