Finally, Lyle wrote something that I might read
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Finally, Lyle wrote something that I might read
That is all.
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Phaedrus wrote:That is all.
Suicide note?
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I can't tell if someone hijacked his mailing list, or if that's for real?
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What the hell? I'm not clicking on the link in that email.
No way, no how.
No way, no how.
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It's real.
He also has one person lined up to fly in and train with him for a week.
He also has one person lined up to fly in and train with him for a week.
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I know I've been spamming a lot, releasing a lot of products (really just repackaging of my other books with some add-ons) of late and it's probably getting overwhelming but today I'm going to tell you about a new book. One I actually wrote about 2 years ago but have been sitting on for a while.
But this isn't like anything I've written before. This is autobiographical. But not in the way that the Bodyopus Diaries are (was that really 20 yeas ago?). This is a story about a part of me that few never get to see. The real me. My other side.
I'm not who you think I am. Online you see the part of me that I want you to see and no more. Only those truly close to me get to see the real me. The true me.
For years I've walked in two worlds, balancing my mainstream quiet normal life with something bubbling underneath. My dark side. My life in the sex industry. I've spent time with strippers, pornstars, escorts and sugarbabies. Although I "joked" about it for 2 years on Facebook, I shot fetish porn for a couple of years. Seriously.
This is the story of that part of me. The real me. The part of me that few get to see or know about and fewer get to experience personally. I've held nothing back, every story true because I was there. I lived them.
This is an adult book for adult readers and I won't lie to you: if you're easy offended, put off by the realities of the world that we live in and the fact that some people buy and sell sex, this book isn't for you. It's raw, explicit, the language is adult and for adults.
So think before you click this link to see the full page about the book. The page is mostly safe for work but there is some hard language and concepts on it. So you might want to wait til you get home to be sure. I'm all about transparency and don't want anybody getting into trouble.
There are also some bundle packages with the book, signed copies, consults with me, some special stuff that you have to check the page to find out about. But there are limited numbers (There are only 10 slots for the Unobtainium Package for example) so don't dawdle or you'll miss out. For two and a half decades I've walked in two worlds. Now you can find out just what that means.
I Walk in Two Worlds
Lyle McDonald Publishing
But this isn't like anything I've written before. This is autobiographical. But not in the way that the Bodyopus Diaries are (was that really 20 yeas ago?). This is a story about a part of me that few never get to see. The real me. My other side.
I'm not who you think I am. Online you see the part of me that I want you to see and no more. Only those truly close to me get to see the real me. The true me.
For years I've walked in two worlds, balancing my mainstream quiet normal life with something bubbling underneath. My dark side. My life in the sex industry. I've spent time with strippers, pornstars, escorts and sugarbabies. Although I "joked" about it for 2 years on Facebook, I shot fetish porn for a couple of years. Seriously.
This is the story of that part of me. The real me. The part of me that few get to see or know about and fewer get to experience personally. I've held nothing back, every story true because I was there. I lived them.
This is an adult book for adult readers and I won't lie to you: if you're easy offended, put off by the realities of the world that we live in and the fact that some people buy and sell sex, this book isn't for you. It's raw, explicit, the language is adult and for adults.
So think before you click this link to see the full page about the book. The page is mostly safe for work but there is some hard language and concepts on it. So you might want to wait til you get home to be sure. I'm all about transparency and don't want anybody getting into trouble.
There are also some bundle packages with the book, signed copies, consults with me, some special stuff that you have to check the page to find out about. But there are limited numbers (There are only 10 slots for the Unobtainium Package for example) so don't dawdle or you'll miss out. For two and a half decades I've walked in two worlds. Now you can find out just what that means.
I Walk in Two Worlds
Lyle McDonald Publishing
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Yes.. I suggested a reality series. This could be good.
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Lyle would be terrible on TV.
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Now I hate both his personas....not based on content, entirely based on delivery.
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"The Protein Book" can now be read in a completely different light
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FFS
You don't have to known too many strippers or seen HBO documentaries to know that the environment is less "dark & sexy" and more "crazy addicts & sad drama with a side of titties." I don't care if somebody wants to hire enough escorts that they associate it as a major part of life, or get involved on the tech side of fetish porn, but people who also talk about it to strangers are universally weirdos. It's not dark. It's lame for anybody who doesn't share your particular set of kinks.
This has been obvious for years. He'd complain about the quality of strip clubs in Utah.For years I've walked in two worlds, balancing my mainstream quiet normal life with something bubbling underneath. My dark side. My life in the sex industry. I've spent time with strippers, pornstars, escorts and sugarbabies. Although I "joked" about it for 2 years on Facebook, I shot fetish porn for a couple of years. Seriously.
You don't have to known too many strippers or seen HBO documentaries to know that the environment is less "dark & sexy" and more "crazy addicts & sad drama with a side of titties." I don't care if somebody wants to hire enough escorts that they associate it as a major part of life, or get involved on the tech side of fetish porn, but people who also talk about it to strangers are universally weirdos. It's not dark. It's lame for anybody who doesn't share your particular set of kinks.
One of the downsides of the Internet is that it allows like-minded people to form communities, and sometimes those communities are stupid.
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I was hoping for, "Speedskating for Strippers".
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Who is Lyle McDonald?
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Well, it's a lot better than a suicide note, but still sad. Hopefully this story has a happy ending.
I thought Lyle was friends with Drew Pinsky, he should hook him up with some antibatz.
I have to go take a shower now.
I thought Lyle was friends with Drew Pinsky, he should hook him up with some antibatz.
I have to go take a shower now.
But when I stand in front of the mirror and really look, I wonder: What the fuck happened here? Jesus Christ. What a beating!
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Retail kink is really tedious to contemplate. I can't imagine it's compelling but then...people actually like 50 shades of boring.Grandpa's Spells wrote:FFSThis has been obvious for years. He'd complain about the quality of strip clubs in Utah.For years I've walked in two worlds, balancing my mainstream quiet normal life with something bubbling underneath. My dark side. My life in the sex industry. I've spent time with strippers, pornstars, escorts and sugarbabies. Although I "joked" about it for 2 years on Facebook, I shot fetish porn for a couple of years. Seriously.
You don't have to known too many strippers or seen HBO documentaries to know that the environment is less "dark & sexy" and more "crazy addicts & sad drama with a side of titties." I don't care if somebody wants to hire enough escorts that they associate it as a major part of life, or get involved on the tech side of fetish porn, but people who also talk about it to strangers are universally weirdos. It's not dark. It's lame for anybody who doesn't share your particular set of kinks.
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I wonder if he got Jamie
Lewis' autograph.
Lewis' autograph.
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I'm kind of disappointed that I'm not the first person to suggest that undiagnosed syphilis is responsible for his increasingly anti-social behavior.
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Lyle's been equally antisocial for fifteen yearsWildGorillaMan wrote:I'm kind of disappointed that I'm not the first person to suggest that undiagnosed syphilis is responsible for his increasingly anti-social behavior.
it's just that fifteen years ago, he was limited to being antisocial on mfw, where everyone was antisocial
edit: in all fairness I should point out that one on one he's a genuinely nice guy, and I've always gotten along well with him.
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The sales page is brutal.
One of the downsides of the Internet is that it allows like-minded people to form communities, and sometimes those communities are stupid.
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Okay, I clicked.
Which one of you creeps is going out there to stay at his house and jam a little PS4 for a week?
Which one of you creeps is going out there to stay at his house and jam a little PS4 for a week?
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I'm sure that person will @njoy it's visit.Shafpocalypse Now wrote:It's real.
He also has one person lined up to fly in and train with him for a week.
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I want to openly apologize to Shaf for mocking him when he said he really liked Lyle in 'real life'.
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I just went and visited him last week. It was a good time. But, deep down he's got some broken pieces that will never be fixed.
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Suicide note is accurate, but its his career thats been offed.
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