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I think they may be vacationing together somewhere sunny making love to each other on a beach and drinking Carona Lite's just like in the commercials. I hope they're happy together. I get the vibe though that they're both full on power bottoms so I don't know how that all works out.

They are being held as cuckolds by a tribe of Thai strippers.

Maybe their lives found meaning?
There is an inverse ratio between one's participation on IGx and the level of awesome in their life.
Either that or:
- You need to remember the amazing real world that exists around you and appreciate it more.
- You're procrastinating on a chore.... **Looks hatefully at the huge pile of business paperwork he still hasn't completed**

Wait a minute. There are fit girls wearing bikinis on a beach 2 minutes walk from here, and I know some of them. The sun's out and the swell has picked up. Fuck paperwork. Fuck IGx. I have to go now.

Pretty sure they're in the bathtubs from those boner pill commercials.

I say people can actually have a real life AND be on IGx. Not that I would know anything about that.

seeahill wrote:I say people can actually have a real life AND be on IGx. Not that I would know anything about that.

Or in your case, real life, real near-death, and real life again.

seeahill wrote:I say people can actually have a real life AND be on IGx. Not that I would know anything about that.

Speaking of cats and 9 lives...

FC has been posting on MMA.tv forums while he's been gone from here.

fuck those people.

seeahill wrote:I say people can actually have a real life AND be on IGx. Not that I would know anything about that.

Real life? Never trust the written word. At best it's a second hand account of reality.

Shape, you know goddamn well I hate cats. Besides he is a devout muslim. Nothing could be worser than that combo.
PS I'm not 110. Only 81!

Andy81 wrote:Shape, you know goddamn well I hate cats. Besides he is a devout muslim. Nothing could be worser than that combo.
PS I'm not 110. Only 81!

I was going to post that Obama was going to receive another Nobel Peace Prize in order to draw you out, Andy. Thanks for crawling out of your igloo.

Do any muslims live in igloos?

Typical feline: FatCat will return when he's good & ready. Probably half-starved, with both ears shredded, yowling for tuna.

Sorry Andy I forget that you're allergic to pussy...I mean cats. Got my dates mixed up.

What's going on? You've got to hang out here like you used to and give these young wippersnappers the beatdown they deserve.

Shape, I've softened up. The venom is pretty much gone. I'm enjoying all the free stuff I'm getting from the Liberals. Learning manners and even letting Media Matters think for me.

Jeezus! Where's the ass-kicking Pappy, who teamed up with Bolt to make the most soulful, pussy-gettin' Crime Fighting Duo that ever stomped the terra?

Johno, I couldn't help it. I gave up my Independent status and just had to join the Democrat party. Along with all the free stuff, they gave me my very own white flag to wave! And a free copy of Emily Post!

This is difficult to accept. Please tell me you still dig chicks and AndyBands. Otherwise, my faith in humanity is in doubt.

Well not digging chicks any more is going way too far and I won't stop hating Obama ever but since my hero Harry Reid snapped his eye out with a band, I just don't know any more. Walking is the best exercise.

Andy have you cut down a little bit on the Pall Mall's and PBR?

Oh hell no Shape. I had a cleaning lady in here for about 10 hours to do an overhaul. She's doing a great job. She called Friday and said she couldn't come in anymore because the cig smoke gave her pneumonia! I was Democrat polite and told her I've been smoking all my life and in this apartment for 8 years and never got no pneumonia. She said I better quit or those cigs gonna kill me. She's 79 so I said " Well, you have two more years to go to 81 before you croak, so get the fuck up here and finish that side wall."