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It's weird how obvious the sockpuppets are.
One of the downsides of the Internet is that it allows like-minded people to form communities, and sometimes those communities are stupid.


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Lenny is that you?!?!


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Maybe it is Quack?

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Who nose who wis who?

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I have always been here before.

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Phaedrus wrote:
SubClaw wrote:
bennyonesix wrote:3:00 min mark he touches her pervily and she gets all red faced and flustered.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sNVDLklGmM[/youtube]
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Is Carroll her married name because she looks more like a Finkelstein?

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Nicole Carroll (nee Lushbaugh) - Crossfit HQ Employee of the Month, May 2002

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I want to tie her face down and spreadeagled on a and lick her asshole until she is a blacking out bucking quivering mess of begging need.

Then I will have a beer.

Then I will flip her over and re-tie her and get into that pussy with my tongue so savagely she squirts all over everything.

Then I will have a Italian Roast Pork Sandwich from Di Nic's.

Then I will fuck her and fill her need.

Then I will come find you and rub her sweet sweet juices all over your face.

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Now this is IGX.


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bennyonesix wrote:I want to tie her face down and spreadeagled on a and lick her asshole until she is a blacking out bucking quivering mess of begging need.

Then I will have a beer.

Then I will flip her over and re-tie her and get into that pussy with my tongue so savagely she squirts all over everything.

Then I will have a Italian Roast Pork Sandwich from Di Nic's.

Then I will fuck her and fill her need.

Then I will come find you and rub her sweet sweet juices all over your face.
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bennyonesix wrote:I want to tie her face down and spreadeagled on a and lick her asshole until she is a blacking out bucking quivering mess of begging need.

Then I will have a beer.

Then I will flip her over and re-tie her and get into that pussy with my tongue so savagely she squirts all over everything.

Then I will have a Italian Roast Pork Sandwich from Di Nic's.

Then I will fuck her and fill her need.

Then I will come find you and rub her sweet sweet juices all over your face.

Is it bad that dreck like this doesn't shock me anymore?


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Ooooooh look at Mr Too Cool For School right here.

Peddle your douche vibes someplace that wants them...

Okay thanks goodbye


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in sweet memory of the gorilla approved cuties of old

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HERR DOKTOR LUSTPIG wrote:
bennyonesix wrote:I want to tie her face down and spreadeagled on a and lick her asshole until she is a blacking out bucking quivering mess of begging need.

Then I will have a beer.

Then I will flip her over and re-tie her and get into that pussy with my tongue so savagely she squirts all over everything.

Then I will have a Italian Roast Pork Sandwich from Di Nic's.

Then I will fuck her and fill her need.

Then I will come find you and rub her sweet sweet juices all over your face.

Is it bad that dreck like this doesn't shock me anymore?
Yes, it means those fucking Jews have won.

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All traps, no ass. Get the fuck out of here with this shit.

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Who was that mouthy milf exhibitionist on the east coast?


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You are going to have to be waaayyyy more specific than that.

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Who was that mouthy milf exhibitionist on the east coast?
Oh, fuck...you're talking about Cougie, or whatever she called herself?

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Stupid fucking Shafass is trying to ruin everything.

Do not fall for his schemings.


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Is that Ronaldo with Shari-baby or her lesbian sugar-momma?

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WOULD!
You ever seen a cycling plumber who wrestles with small calves, forearms and neck? Didn't think so.

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WOULD WHAT?
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".

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Bobby wrote:WOULD WHAT?
Fuck all the above andro-chicks.
You ever seen a cycling plumber who wrestles with small calves, forearms and neck? Didn't think so.

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