The couch thread
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It's weird how obvious the sockpuppets are.
One of the downsides of the Internet is that it allows like-minded people to form communities, and sometimes those communities are stupid.
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Re: The couch thread
Lenny is that you?!?!
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Maybe it is Quack?
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Who nose who wis who?
Gonna be lots of fun. Nobody misses THE Rant or the rant.
Gonna be lots of fun. Nobody misses THE Rant or the rant.
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I have always been here before.
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Phaedrus wrote:SubClaw wrote:Okay, now I have to get rid of this boner.bennyonesix wrote:3:00 min mark he touches her pervily and she gets all red faced and flustered.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sNVDLklGmM[/youtube]
That's a lesbian. Back me up, here.
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Is Carroll her married name because she looks more like a Finkelstein?
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Nicole Carroll (nee Lushbaugh) - Crossfit HQ Employee of the Month, May 2002
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I want to tie her face down and spreadeagled on a and lick her asshole until she is a blacking out bucking quivering mess of begging need.
Then I will have a beer.
Then I will flip her over and re-tie her and get into that pussy with my tongue so savagely she squirts all over everything.
Then I will have a Italian Roast Pork Sandwich from Di Nic's.
Then I will fuck her and fill her need.
Then I will come find you and rub her sweet sweet juices all over your face.
Then I will have a beer.
Then I will flip her over and re-tie her and get into that pussy with my tongue so savagely she squirts all over everything.
Then I will have a Italian Roast Pork Sandwich from Di Nic's.
Then I will fuck her and fill her need.
Then I will come find you and rub her sweet sweet juices all over your face.
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Now this is IGX.
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viewtopic.php?f=1&t=210149bennyonesix wrote:I want to tie her face down and spreadeagled on a and lick her asshole until she is a blacking out bucking quivering mess of begging need.
Then I will have a beer.
Then I will flip her over and re-tie her and get into that pussy with my tongue so savagely she squirts all over everything.
Then I will have a Italian Roast Pork Sandwich from Di Nic's.
Then I will fuck her and fill her need.
Then I will come find you and rub her sweet sweet juices all over your face.
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bennyonesix wrote:I want to tie her face down and spreadeagled on a and lick her asshole until she is a blacking out bucking quivering mess of begging need.
Then I will have a beer.
Then I will flip her over and re-tie her and get into that pussy with my tongue so savagely she squirts all over everything.
Then I will have a Italian Roast Pork Sandwich from Di Nic's.
Then I will fuck her and fill her need.
Then I will come find you and rub her sweet sweet juices all over your face.
Is it bad that dreck like this doesn't shock me anymore?
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Ooooooh look at Mr Too Cool For School right here.
Peddle your douche vibes someplace that wants them...
Okay thanks goodbye
Peddle your douche vibes someplace that wants them...
Okay thanks goodbye
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Females who wear heels emulate the gait patterns of wounded and/or compromised prey and thus inspire males to heights of predatorial chasse-a-tude. - Robb Wolf
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Yes, it means those fucking Jews have won.HERR DOKTOR LUSTPIG wrote:bennyonesix wrote:I want to tie her face down and spreadeagled on a and lick her asshole until she is a blacking out bucking quivering mess of begging need.
Then I will have a beer.
Then I will flip her over and re-tie her and get into that pussy with my tongue so savagely she squirts all over everything.
Then I will have a Italian Roast Pork Sandwich from Di Nic's.
Then I will fuck her and fill her need.
Then I will come find you and rub her sweet sweet juices all over your face.
Is it bad that dreck like this doesn't shock me anymore?
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All traps, no ass. Get the fuck out of here with this shit.
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Who was that mouthy milf exhibitionist on the east coast?
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You are going to have to be waaayyyy more specific than that.
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Oh, fuck...you're talking about Cougie, or whatever she called herself?Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Who was that mouthy milf exhibitionist on the east coast?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzytfLYMWmQ[/youtube]
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Stupid fucking Shafass is trying to ruin everything.
Do not fall for his schemings.
Do not fall for his schemings.
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Is that Ronaldo with Shari-baby or her lesbian sugar-momma?
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WOULD!
You ever seen a cycling plumber who wrestles with small calves, forearms and neck? Didn't think so.
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WOULD WHAT?
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".
"being a pussy".
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Fuck all the above andro-chicks.Bobby wrote:WOULD WHAT?
You ever seen a cycling plumber who wrestles with small calves, forearms and neck? Didn't think so.