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I'm sick of him here but probably shouldn't be. Discuss


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Chicken Parm you taste so good.


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The Venerable Bogatir X wrote:Chicken Parm you taste so good.

He's the best comedic straight man in the NFL.
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:
The Venerable Bogatir X wrote:Chicken Parm you taste so good.

He's the best comedic straight man in the NFL.
Don't know if that ad did much for Nationwide, but my neighborhood Italian deli is pretty damn grateful for it.


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Anyone who masters not taking themselves too seriously deserves a backslap. Those who are particularly famous and/or are very wealthy and also don't take themselves too seriously, definitely deserve that backslap.......dude's just having a party, cracking himself up doing commercials for an insurance company and getting paid. No question he doesn't sit there stressing whether or not we like the TV commercials.


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The Venerable Bogatir X wrote:Anyone who masters not taking themselves too seriously deserves a backslap. Those who are particularly famous and/or are very wealthy and also don't take themselves too seriously, definitely deserve that backslap.......dude's just having a party, cracking himself up doing commercials for an insurance company and getting paid. No question he doesn't sit there stressing whether or not we like the TV commercials.
It's hard to not like this guy. Not my favorite NFL quarterback, and his career was unofficially over around the 10th game of 2014, but he seems to be a class act, and he makes funnier skits than most comedians.


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DikTracy6000 wrote:
The Venerable Bogatir X wrote:Anyone who masters not taking themselves too seriously deserves a backslap. Those who are particularly famous and/or are very wealthy and also don't take themselves too seriously, definitely deserve that backslap.......dude's just having a party, cracking himself up doing commercials for an insurance company and getting paid. No question he doesn't sit there stressing whether or not we like the TV commercials.
It's hard to not like this guy. Not my favorite NFL quarterback, and his career was unofficially over around the 10th game of 2014, but he seems to be a class act, and he makes funnier skits than most comedians.
I'm a lifelong Giants' fan so I am a fan of little bro Eli, too......he is all that, too (on the field)......blood of ice water and unchokeable. Undeniable 'boo boo' face aside, the guy is brutally tough and has spent a career of doing more with less given the rosters he's had that were ready to roll on any given Sunday. But you just know when they get to mom's and Archie's house in NOLA, Peyton noogies and wedgies little bro as he hums the Nationwide jingle.

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And little bro flashes his two rings at dinner


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buckethead wrote:And little bro flashes his two rings at dinner
LOL...sing along...."fuck you I've got two bowl rings......."

"and both those times I was MVP......."

I'm thinking these marketing groups need to hire me on 1099 so I can get this kind of awesome done whenevs........

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With Coughlin gone, #3 could be right around the corner. As long as ODB doesn't kill someone on the field

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Showed some of his skills are still there yesterday putting Big Ben out of his misery, but I'm thinking there's no way he gets past the Bill and Tom show....
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Think this Peyton's last run. Father time is cruel. But a class act. has been since he played HS Football at Newman.
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powerlifter54 wrote:Think this Peyton's last run. Father time is cruel. But a class act. has been since he played HS Football at Newman.
Sexually assaulted some chick in college didn't he? And now the HGH use...
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Physically, he's done. The brain still works, but the body doesn't.

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Great defense by both teams. I don't understand on 4th and 1 and you don't kick the field goal. The Patriots hired Marvin Lewis to coach the game.

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Five days before a documentary alleged that quarterback Peyton Manning and other star athletes had used performance-enhancing drugs, two men hired by Manning’s lawyers visited the parents of the documentary’s key witness. Both men wore black overcoats and jeans and, according to a 911 call from the house that evening, one initially said he was a law enforcement officer but didn’t have a badge.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/i ... story.html
Going after the guy's parents is straight up Armstrong. This thing isn't over.
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Turdacious wrote:Peyton Manning ... had used performance-enhancing drugs
His defense
Peyton Manning's Super Bowl performance was one of the worst
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powerlifter54 wrote:Think this Peyton's last run. Father time is cruel. But a class act. has been since he played HS Football at Newman.
Sexually assaulted some chick in college didn't he? And now the HGH use...
Since nobody seemed to care about this without any backup... maybe now it's worth talking about???
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Come on, he mooned her and she was only paid $300k to go away (not counting the lawsuit she returned and filed a few years back). This is insurmountable evidence of Manning's white privilege and a racially blind country. If he had killed a few guys like Ray Lewis, he probably would be on TV every Sunday laughing about it.
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i like Peyton and i like Cam , liked the way Peyton handled the post game and thought Cam was smart to walk out before he said something he was going to regret. Would have been great if he handled it like Kuechly, but no that big of a deal. Enjoyed the games outcome which i was pulling for, but not expecting. It seems very, very strange that the criticism of Cam was the reason given to write the Peyton story.
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Even more amazing is that this was scooped by Shaun King who was recently outed as a white guy who poses as a black guy.

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powerlifter54 wrote:i like Peyton and i like Cam , liked the way Peyton handled the post game and thought Cam was smart to walk out before he said something he was going to regret. Would have been great if he handled it like Kuechly, but no that big of a deal. Enjoyed the games outcome which i was pulling for, but not expecting. It seems very, very strange that the criticism of Cam was the reason given to write the Peyton story.
Now it makes perfect sense to me. Newton was criticized for being an authentic black man for some of his comments while St.Peyton hovered over the stadium in his halo and robes. Amurikkka loves a hypocrisy story and one with a combined sexist and racial element where the beloved white guy looks bad is especially tasty.

From the article I read, Manning's locker room hijinks/sexual assault were only one part of the story. His subsequent slander of the woman (if the article is true) looks like it caused her real professional damage.
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