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I sent this presidential candidate quiz out to my entire school community and quite a few were stunned with the results. It covers all major issues and you can click 'other stances' for a more nuanced selection of answers, as well as ranking the priority of issues. A couple of Trump acolytes were enraged that they agree most with Hillary.

https://www.isidewith.com/elections/201 ... ntial-quiz

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No surprises for me.

Gary Johnson, Ted Cruz... kinda surprised at Ben Carson in third. Hillary at 21% was dead last, with Bern at 36%.
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Cruz 85% Who I am voting for now that Paul is out of it.
Carson 82% He's still a pussy. Fuck him.
Trump 81% I don't trust this fuck.
Johnson 80% I like him, he don;t stand a chance in the fringe party. They could grab power in the GOP though.
Bloomberg 51% Fuck this closeted cocksucker with a bat.
Sanders 51% Old Beatnik
Clinton 36% ( On Science issues?)




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DARTH wrote: Trump 81% I don't trust this fuck.
^^^This.
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1. Gary Johnson
2. Ted Cruz - surprised.
3. Jeb Bush- Seriously?
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1. Gary Johnson- 88%
2. Cruz- 76%
3. Trump. 70%, but fuck him with a dildo shaped explosive device.
Cave Canem wrote:1. Gary Johnson
2. Ted Cruz - surprised.
3. Jeb Bush- Seriously?
Just a few months ago, I was saying all I wanted was not Clinton and not Bush. By the time Jeb dropped out he was looking pretty good.
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feel the bern

read this. it's great.

http://readersupportednews.org/opinion2 ... ry-con-man

this boorish, monosyllabic TV tyrant with the attention span of an Xbox-playing 11-year-old really is set to lay waste to the most impenetrable oligarchy the Western world ever devised.

Trump is no intellectual. He's not bringing Middlemarch to the toilet. If he had to jail with Stephen Hawking for a year, he wouldn't learn a thing about physics. Hawking would come out on Day 365 talking about models and football.

Like autoerotic asphyxiation, supporting Donald Trump is an activity many people prefer to enjoy in a private setting,

when Rubio gets exposed in the debate as a talking haircut

Cruz certainly has an odd face – it looks like someone sewed pieces of a waterlogged Reagan mask together at gunpoint –"
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when Rubio gets exposed in the debate as a talking haircut
Lol. He's not even part of the quiz, is he?
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dead man walking wrote:feel the bern

read this. it's great.

http://readersupportednews.org/opinion2 ... ry-con-man

this boorish, monosyllabic TV tyrant with the attention span of an Xbox-playing 11-year-old really is set to lay waste to the most impenetrable oligarchy the Western world ever devised.

Trump is no intellectual. He's not bringing Middlemarch to the toilet. If he had to jail with Stephen Hawking for a year, he wouldn't learn a thing about physics. Hawking would come out on Day 365 talking about models and football.

Like autoerotic asphyxiation, supporting Donald Trump is an activity many people prefer to enjoy in a private setting,

when Rubio gets exposed in the debate as a talking haircut

Cruz certainly has an odd face – it looks like someone sewed pieces of a waterlogged Reagan mask together at gunpoint –"
That was a great read. Read it while watching the debate last night.

The current way we elect our Presidents - Trump is burning it all to the ground.
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nafod wrote:
dead man walking wrote:feel the bern

read this. it's great.

http://readersupportednews.org/opinion2 ... ry-con-man

this boorish, monosyllabic TV tyrant with the attention span of an Xbox-playing 11-year-old really is set to lay waste to the most impenetrable oligarchy the Western world ever devised.

Trump is no intellectual. He's not bringing Middlemarch to the toilet. If he had to jail with Stephen Hawking for a year, he wouldn't learn a thing about physics. Hawking would come out on Day 365 talking about models and football.

Like autoerotic asphyxiation, supporting Donald Trump is an activity many people prefer to enjoy in a private setting,

when Rubio gets exposed in the debate as a talking haircut

Cruz certainly has an odd face – it looks like someone sewed pieces of a waterlogged Reagan mask together at gunpoint –"
That was a great read. Read it while watching the debate last night.

The current way we elect our Presidents - Trump is burning it all to the ground.
they're not debates. they're shark tank. donald swims happily in those waters. typical pols get eaten. donald has the teeth for our times.
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That's quite a cool little gimmick. I got someone Bloomberg as number 1 then Marcus Rubio or whatever the fuck he's called. But I'm English so I wont be voting or actually giving a shit. I then got Clinton in 3rd, then Trump with 76 & 74% respectively. How the fuck does that work?? Admittedly I veer between hard right and hard left wing politics. I basically hate everyone.
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Rubio and Trump at 87%
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1. Carson
2. Rubio
3. Johnson
4. Cruz

All within 1 percentage point of the other.

I hate them all, every candidate. I don't trust a single one of them.How mentally disturbed do you need to be to actually want to go through the process of being elected
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dead man walking wrote:
read this. it's great.

http://readersupportednews.org/opinion2 ... ry-con-man
I enjoyed this guy's christening of Jeb Bush as "Prince Dinkley McBirthright." Nice.
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Gary Johnson.

I am not surprised.
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This piece of shit list doesn't include Jim Webb. Fuck it.
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Who the fuck is Jill Stein? And why do I want to vote for her?


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If you didn't clicked "other stances" on most of the 'questions' and think that more than a few are 'important', I question if you should be voting.
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OK, I'm done with "social issues". Perhaps something that actually matters will come up.
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I'm considering live Tweeting my taking of this test, btw.
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Holy crap, how long is this thing?
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Damn I got like 80 percent plus for Sanders. I'm not a big Bern supporter.
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Bernie followed by Stein followed by Gary Johnson. I don't typically feel the Bern but would openly question my life if Hillary had come out in the top few spots.
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Kang followed by Kodos.
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Turns out I want to vote for myself.
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