John Wick 2 motherfuckers!!!
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John Wick 2 motherfuckers!!!
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This thing was so over the top that no review is good enough. He killed so many people there's no way to actually comprehend it. There's some good knife-fu so you know the Furminator will be wearing a trench coat into the movie with holes cut in the pockets so he can touch his private parts. Just when he was done with them stealing his car and killing his puppy he gets pulled back in!! Shape give this movie a massive two thumbs in with a very painful cheek spread coupled with a tender from behind cupping of the breasts.
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Holy shit, the Roger Ebert site gives it 3 1/2 stars
http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/john- ... r-two-2017
http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/john- ... r-two-2017
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In this one, the bad guys kill John Wick and it's his dog who gets all righteous on them.
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Saw it today. Very entertaining as long as I didn't try to think.
I've never seen so many Glock and AR15 wielding hipsters in my life... (although I suspect if I entered current IDPA or three-gun competitions I might).
I've never seen so many Glock and AR15 wielding hipsters in my life... (although I suspect if I entered current IDPA or three-gun competitions I might).
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Re: John Wick 2 motherfuckers!!!
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It was pretty great, but somewhere around the hall of mirrors thing I started to get action fatigue. Also I didn't like the ending. First one was better.
Still pretty fun. My wife & I went with another couple, and the guy in the couple is active duty, so he had a lot of commentary about the guns being shown to Wick. Also he tried to keep a kill tally on a piece of paper during the movie. He said later that it was 130. I think he missed some.
Still pretty fun. My wife & I went with another couple, and the guy in the couple is active duty, so he had a lot of commentary about the guns being shown to Wick. Also he tried to keep a kill tally on a piece of paper during the movie. He said later that it was 130. I think he missed some.
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I would thank him for his service, then stab him in the eyeball.JimZipCode wrote: My wife & I went with another couple, and the guy in the couple is active duty, so he had a lot of commentary
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...with A FUCKING PENCIL?johno wrote:I would thank him for his service, then stab him in the eyeball.JimZipCode wrote: My wife & I went with another couple, and the guy in the couple is active duty, so he had a lot of commentary
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Once I knew my wife hadn't seen the first one, I was able to trick her into going. She fell asleep during the scenes where he was getting fitted with his armored suit, but had hot flashes when the shit got real.
I kept thinking a John Wick/La La Land mashup would be nice.
I kept thinking a John Wick/La La Land mashup would be nice.
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Saw it Saturday afternoon, thought it was awesome. Exactly what I wanted/expected. Agreed that the mirror scene was dragging a bit.
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My son loved it. I was ...meh. The casting was great as usual. The gun pron predictably good. destroying muscle cars even if its a mustang was kinda rude.
For the love of all that is holy though...if we can teach Keenoo to shoot and kungfu good enough for the big screen, can soemone teach that sad sack how to run? Christ he flails like an old rooster with a short leg. It's offensive.
I liked the dog.
For the love of all that is holy though...if we can teach Keenoo to shoot and kungfu good enough for the big screen, can soemone teach that sad sack how to run? Christ he flails like an old rooster with a short leg. It's offensive.
I liked the dog.
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Keanu runs better than Steven Seagal
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Thought it was pretty flabby compared to the first one and even more ridiculous. Ruby Rose has a nice ass, though.
I started wondering about the expanded universe - are there no cops outside of the local deputy who shows up at Wick's house, are mass shootings in Rome and New York so common that no one seems vaguely bothered? Is all policing handled by contract killings structured by a Vatican assassination syndicate?
I started wondering about the expanded universe - are there no cops outside of the local deputy who shows up at Wick's house, are mass shootings in Rome and New York so common that no one seems vaguely bothered? Is all policing handled by contract killings structured by a Vatican assassination syndicate?
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I remember Jimmy the community cop, but I don't remember Charlie & the clean-up crew. He's listed in imdb, though.Boris wrote:Was there even a cameo by David Kelly (Charlie and his clean-up crew) in the movie?
This was something that bugged me a bit walking out of the theater, but maybe I just missed it.
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I didn't see Jimmy and the crew either.
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