How Do You Cook Your Turkey?
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Dry brined with Kosher salt for 24 hours. Lightly smoked with apple wood on the pellet grill. At 325 on a rack 2 inches above a pan with apple juice, chicken broth, carrots and celery.
Take off heat when the breast temperature is 160, not 170 or 180.
Take off heat when the breast temperature is 160, not 170 or 180.

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How long do you idiots think a 24 lb spatchcocked and dry brined turkey takes to cook? Ballpark.
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Roasted or smoked?
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Roasted. Thanks.
Dry Brining will darken some of the meat as it cures, right?
Dry Brining will darken some of the meat as it cures, right?
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spatchcock And Roasted. 7/10 ThiNk I ned A Better Bird
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24lber high quality bird. Spatchcoked and Dry brined 3 days and roasted for about 2 hours to 150 on thermal probe in the breast. Legs were at 165. Outstanding. Very moist and perfectly seasoned. A winner. I would 100% do this again. Might do it for a smaller bird every couple months. Or a leg even more often.
The backbone and giblets etc made a brilliant stock for gravy and dressing. Also from serious eats DOT com.
The backbone and giblets etc made a brilliant stock for gravy and dressing. Also from serious eats DOT com.
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150 is just right. I used to go 160 for some reason but no more.
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158 in the beast was a bit dry. Brining is necessary I think
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Serious Eats is legit as hell.
One of the downsides of the Internet is that it allows like-minded people to form communities, and sometimes those communities are stupid.
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I second that. Kenji is a savage
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Anyone know what Kimball is doing these days? He bailed on Cook's a while back.
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spatchcocked is right.
But if you're presenting it to family/friends they want Norman Rockwell.
But if you're presenting it to family/friends they want Norman Rockwell.

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Did it this year, and it worked great. My wife had to be forced into it, and was sure I was screwing something up completely as I sawed out the backbone and did CPR to flatten it out.WildGorillaMan wrote: ↑Mon Nov 21, 2016 6:56 pmI do all my roast and grilled chickens that way now too. I was a little nervous about cooking a bigger bird that way but it turned out really well!nafod wrote:I googled the spatchcocking, and now am pressing my wife to give it a go. Sounds like too much sense.
Don’t believe everything you think.
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Was she hot?DikTracy6000 wrote: ↑Mon Nov 21, 2016 1:38 pmwhen I hired her for her first job out of college, her dad came in to meet me, wearing typical farmer duds, he told me in her presence, if she ever gives me any trouble, just put her over your knee.
What you should be apologizing for is not taking the thread further in this direction.
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Milk Street:bennyonesix wrote: ↑Fri Nov 25, 2016 4:28 amAnyone know what Kimball is doing these days? He bailed on Cook's a while back.
https://www.177milkstreet.com
I picked up for my wife one of those magazine-sized recipe books, that you see in the grocery store, about 8 or 10 bux. She thumbed thru it over a couple days, pronounced it good – I suspect we'll be eating something from it in the near future. She's an excellent cook, and a wide reader of cookbooks; her opinion is worth something.
On the other hand, in October I made a recipe off of one of the weekly emails Milk Street sends out, and either the recipe was terrible or I fucked it up royally. Burmese Chicken. It was way way over-spiced, borderline inedible. Might not be the recipe's fault, I could have made a transcription error, accidentally doubled the amount of turmeric or something.
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I dodged a bullet, then.
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Way fuckin late on this but I do the "Judy Bird". Don't judge the picture on the webpage. Comes out great. Wet brine is kinda gross to me in texture so I like this dry brine style but needs at least 2 days to re-absorb the juices and another night to dry out of the bag. I think goin tits down for the first part of cooking helps too. I have done this and then put rosemary/thyme butter under the skin w/ good luck as well.
http://www.latimes.com/la-fo-saltedturkey-story.html
Either way, very good traditional preparation.
We injected one of ours this year w/ butter/cajun spice mix. it was good... different. I had never thought to spatchcock one which i'm not doing w/ every chicken I buy per advices here. Maybe do one spatchcocked and smoked next year. Thanks!
http://www.latimes.com/la-fo-saltedturkey-story.html
Either way, very good traditional preparation.
We injected one of ours this year w/ butter/cajun spice mix. it was good... different. I had never thought to spatchcock one which i'm not doing w/ every chicken I buy per advices here. Maybe do one spatchcocked and smoked next year. Thanks!
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