COFFEE ISN'T REAL. DO THE MATH. NOT ENOUGH BEANS. THINK IT THROUGH

Bennyonesix1 · Post by **Bennyonesix1** » Wed Dec 22, 2021 3:11 pm

Luke · Post by **Luke** » Mon Jan 03, 2022 11:44 pm

Can you explain your work?

vern · Post by **vern** » Tue Jan 04, 2022 5:33 am

But I closed!

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Thu Jan 06, 2022 10:33 pm

Anybody ever try a coffee enema?

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Fri Jan 07, 2022 11:24 pm

Stock cubes are the new hotness. https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-m ... s/amp.html

Bennyonesix1 · Post by **Bennyonesix1** » Sat Jan 08, 2022 1:55 am

Luke wrote: ↑Mon Jan 03, 2022 11:44 pm Can you explain your work?

Motherfucker ain't no way there are enough beans

Bennyonesix1 · Post by **Bennyonesix1** » Tue Jan 11, 2022 6:58 pm

THERE ARE NOT ENOIGH BEANS IT'S PROBABLY DIRT AND SAWDUST AND CHICORY

Luke · Post by **Luke** » Tue Jan 11, 2022 10:57 pm

You have got me thinking.

Everyday, all over the world, the number of coffees consumed...these plantations would have to be regenerating all the damn time! The entire globe would almost need to be a coffee plant. Benny! You've made me see through the looking glass.

Bennyonesix1 · Post by **Bennyonesix1** » Wed Jan 12, 2022 3:48 pm

Dude do the math. Hectares per cup x cups consumed x turnover of crop

Coffee plants producing more than one vastly undersized harvest a year doesn't solve anything.

Luke · Post by **Luke** » Thu Jan 13, 2022 3:05 am

BENNY WHAT DO WE DO?! HEEELLPPPP. HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPP.

Sangoma · Post by **Sangoma** » Thu Jan 13, 2022 10:12 am

Benny, you are a moron.

Bennyonesix1 · Post by **Bennyonesix1** » Thu Jan 13, 2022 3:25 pm

Luke wrote: ↑Thu Jan 13, 2022 3:05 am BENNY WHAT DO WE DO?! HEEELLPPPP. HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPP.

I still drink whatever "coffee" is. Some of it tastes good. I pretend the stuff I like has a high % of actual beans (it doesn't).

Bennyonesix1 · Post by **Bennyonesix1** » Thu Jan 13, 2022 3:25 pm

Sangoma wrote: ↑Thu Jan 13, 2022 10:12 am Benny, you are a moron.

Thanks, man

Sangoma · Post by **Sangoma** » Thu Jan 13, 2022 10:48 pm

I roast green beans, so my coffee is real.

Bennyonesix1 · Post by **Bennyonesix1** » Fri Jan 14, 2022 5:37 pm

It's called injection moulding