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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Or even Sansa. She basically told Snow not to be a retard, which he promptly did. Who thinks we will see a Tregaryan/Iron born carpet munching get session next Week?

Did anyone catch all the foreshadowing about the stashes of dragons fire around the city that Cersei is sure to set off, killing loads of people, maybe even Herself?

Tyrion used all the wildfire in the Blackwater battle. I think Cersei will tell everyone that Tommen is not a Baratheon.

It would be magnificent if the Hound didn't die in some stupid fucking redemption play.

Jon Snow seems depressed about being alive. Please kill him again.

I wish Jon Snow would have fucked the shit out of the red witch before the battle.

The young one, yes.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I wish Jon Snow would have fucked the shit out of the red witch before the battle.

And, why didn't she summon another shadow-demon or whetever to kill Ramsey like she had previously done with Stannis?

Okay, maybe she was kinda depleted after bringing back Jon Snow from the dead, but... TITS OR GTFO!!!

All day and all night.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:It would be magnificent if the Hound didn't die in some stupid fucking redemption play.

I've gotta believe a showdown with the Mountain is in the offing.

The Mountain is undead now. You saw that dude stick the hammer in his plate.

Stupid redemption play it is.

I was listening get to the first novel on audible on the drive to Michigan, and was struck at how stupid Eddard and Catelyn Stark both were.

There is a real sense of sinister for doing in that first book, that goes away when you find out how insipid Cersei is.

The first book/season was the best because there was a mystery trying to be solved. At least for me because I love mystery/detective/private eye stuff.

The Hound still deserves to die for killing the butcher's boy among others when he was Joffreys little bitch.

There is a very predictable villain pattern.

Once the characters starting coming back from the dead I was like "Well, shit... " You stop caring that characters even die at that point.

On the other hand, I just read Martin's collection of stories about Dunk and Egg, set about 100 years before the Song of Ice and Fire and it was fantastic

Damn, Shaf was right. Crazy episode

A girl bakes a pie

Very foreshadowing
Much Predictable
Still deeply satisfying
Wow

Everybody has heard the theories and rumors and knows generally how it's going to go. One if the worst things in shows/movies nowadays is having plot twists just to have them.

nafod wrote:A girl bakes a pie

The pie has two names.

Great episode. Music was on point too, that beginning sequence with the piano was excellent.

Girl Power.

johno wrote:

nafod wrote:A girl bakes a pie

The pie has two names.

Stealing this.

Just as I was developing a thing for that Serving Wench....

I'm pretty much disappointed. I was expecting a carpet-munching scene featuring the Khaleesi and that butch dyke from the Iron Islands. And I had instead is yet another man lusting after the Stormborn bitch ('et tu, Tyrion?'). Her pussy must distill powerful pheromones or something.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I think the show reveals shit far more abruptly.

Yeah, I think it'll end with either Snow/Tregaryan on the throne, or the Imp on the throne.

And I said it a few years back. Jon Snow is the rightful king... of Westros!


He is the male heir to the male heir, Dany by rights has to kneel to him or go against her family rights if it comes out who he really is.

But Jon is dedicated to fighting the coming Winter War and could really give a fuck about being a king.

But he is the heir and he made himself king of the north ( with his sister/cousin's help) before he knew he was the son of Rygar and Lyanna.

So Dany sits the throne, Jon might die a hero's death or reign up north.

Jamie kills Cersi. He will join his brother.

His brother though will prove to be the real heir, as he is the bastard son of the mad king, but he will serve Dany faithfully. he wont sit the throne unless she dies, she gives it to him ect.

Dany gets the throne, Tyrion is her hand and has massive respect and Jon is a hero of man, a martyr.

Ayria kills a lot of motherfuckers.

Watch every warrior with Valaryan steel weapons. if they die before the big final battle(s), watch where those swords end up.

I see Breanne killing fucking white walkers like mad, I see Jamie and Bronn with her. I see Jorah with his father's sword, because Jon will ride a dragon in battle as will Dany and Tyrion, the 3 Tragaryan's, only they can ride dragons. You don't need a sword with a dragon, your in the Air Force. :-)

Bronn kills the Mountain when it squares off against Jaime.