IGX

I've been drinking today. I juiced some sour mash

You fuckknobs probably think Daniel Craig is the better Bond, too.

I'm in niggers!

Drinking a chard, apple, beet, and carrot shake with a scoop of protein powder and watching Dr. Who after BJJ class tonight.

Welcome to the cool guy club EZ. Try not to mingle too much with the low-rent types here.

Thanks Shape baby. Fired it up this morning to make a peanut butter and banana protein shake.

Ed Zachary wrote:Thanks Shape baby. Fired it up this morning to make a peanut butter and banana protein shake.

Attaboy, EZ. Shit, one day Shaf's wife is going to let him buy one and then we'll have a complete roster.

After seeing that pic of the Shafmeister with DDP and his wife, there's no doubt who's wearing the pants in that family.

Shaf: Umm, hey baby I cleaned out the garage like you told me and the laundry is done. Would it be okay if I ran up to Target and bought that Nutribullet thingy all the cool guys on Irongarm are talking about? It's only 80.00.

Supreme ruler of the Shaf household: Motherfucker what did you just ask me? You ain't buying shit. This place is a fucking pigsty and it better be spotless when I get home or it's your ass, understand?

Shaf: Okay.

Shapecharge wrote:After seeing that pic of the Shafmeister with DDP and his wife, there's no doubt who's wearing the pants in that family.

Shaf: Umm, hey baby I cleaned out the garage like you told me and the laundry is done. Would it be okay if I ran up to Target and bought that Nutribullet thingy all the cool guys on Irongarm are talking about? It's only 80.00.

Supreme ruler of the Shaf household: Motherfucker what did you just ask me? You ain't buying shit. This place is a fucking pigsty and it better be spotless when I get home or it's your ass, understand?

Shaf: Okay.

Hey, you wish you could stay at home all day, deadlifting, IGx'ing and doing OALCCJ with 12kg for time while watching ultimate MILF, Allison Sweeney on that soap opera.

Yeah, you're right. I was hatin' on Shaf and that was wrong. I would paint my kookyballz and give them cool names that I wouldn't tell anyone.

Been thinking about getting a nutribullet. The nutribullet sounds like a great utensil, and has many positive reviews of the nutribullet and it's efficacies. Reviews are important because people google on "nutribullet" and "review" and may even end up in this thread if they do.

Nutribullet

Review

nafod wrote:Been thinking about getting a nutribullet. The nutribullet sounds like a great utensil, and has many positive reviews of the nutribullet and it's efficacies. Reviews are important because people google on "nutribullet" and "review" and may even end up in this thread if they do.

Nutribullet

Review

Cute.

Nothing new happening?

Bobby wrote:Nothing new happening?

Thanks for checking-in, comrade. Nutribullet owners of IGx will report, as needed, to grow the cadre. Stay tuned for my NutriStrongBullet Cert in which Shapely is my first Sr. NSB Instructor and watch out for his EXCLUSIVE! clothing line and deep discounts at REI for camping goods along with my patent pending line of fruit and veggies that will be shipped to NSB certified types at the unbelievable discount of just $500/mo US.

Can't wait for the official clothing line.



It will have to be updated, of coarse-- square toed shoes at a minimum.

Got one Friday as an affordable alternative to the vitamix.
This thing seriously kicks ass.

I trained 5 days in a row this week and I credit the nutribullet for my extraordinary recovery ability

See? It's high time you doubting dipshits who hold more weight on assmunch Amazon 'star ratings' than a bonafide IGx review take a hard reset....at least when it comes to the Nutribullet.

Assholes.

I have avoided this thread until seeing the commercial for the thing.

So without me going through this epic tome, how is it?

Proto can`t use it for blueberry shakes,unfortunately.Other than that it seems to be tke bomb (as the young say).

DARTH wrote:I have avoided this thread until seeing the commercial for the thing.

So without me going through this epic tome, how is it?

Worth going through IMO-- Shape wrote some good stuff. More importantly, it has a picture of Sean Connery in a diaper. Need I say more?

DARTH wrote:I have avoided this thread until seeing the commercial for the thing.

So without me going through this epic tome, how is it?

dont by it. stok up on propain instdead.

Dylna, I'm ten weeks in averaging 4 shakes a week. Adding more fresh, whole, raw fruits, vegetables, greens and nuts to your diet just can't be a bad thing. I will not usually fuck with a pomegranate but when you can scoop it into da 'Bullet why the fuck not? Same with kiwi, papaya, pears...yada yada. I usually add a scoop of some terribly expensive vegan based protein to keep everything same same i.e. all vegetable/fruit based. I also add some flax and hemp seed. I've never had too much trouble with morning energy levels but I have to say I do feel a little peppier and for me the added great benefit is my gut feels better. I have intentionally not said anything silly so you'd know I was actually being serious. Get it for 80 bucks at Bed, Bath, and Beyond. Give it a try and even if you don't dig it it's still a good blender.

Shapecharge wrote:I I have intentionally not said anything silly so you'd know I was actually being serious.

Shape,

Don't get me wrong, I love the guy, but when the fuck did you become a lefty who felt compelled to feel sorry for Drath of Sifth or whatever and determined he has special needs?

Dylna is pefekly kapiblie of getting through typical IGx snark so stop your faggotry before we have a falling out before our first cert motherfucker!

Don't fuck this up, Marine.

For a brief moment Dylna reminded me of a confused puppy and I lost my edge for a moment. Won't happen again skipper.

Alright, listen up motherfuckers. If any of you even hint that you're a bit skeptical about the Nutribullet or, fuck that, even raise a critical eyebrow at the Nutribullet, I'm gonna sneak real quite like into you shithole of a house and rub my dick on all your most personal possessions and wipe my ass on your pillowcases. This will most likely go unnoticed since my lower regions are in impecable health because of the Nutribullet.

Shape,not even a hint of green in the nether regions?