IGX

Bobby, you are one strange cat but to answer your question, the answer is no. My GI tract is as efficient as a nuclear reactor.

Oh nutribullet
my itchy bunghole awaits
your tasty repast

nafod wrote:Oh nutribullet
my itchy bunghole awaits
your tasty repast

Only a Navy man and/or harcore Village Voice reader could come up with that.

Not all nuclear reactors are .....safe....

Oh yeah, mofo's.....over 5k views and fast approaching 10 pages.

Keep up the fine work, men!

Doing my bit.

What is this crap? This is about the girlie blender, isn't it?

Terry B. wrote:What is this crap? This is about the girlie blender, isn't it?

This mission is clearly above you. I'm disappointed as I think you're mostly not useless as a newbie IGx'er.

High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:

Terry B. wrote:What is this crap? This is about the girlie blender, isn't it?

This mission is clearly above you. I'm disappointed as I think you're mostly not useless as a newbie IGx'er.

Fine, I'm in. What color is your bullet?

I want one that glows in the dark.

Terry B. wrote:

High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:

Terry B. wrote:What is this crap? This is about the girlie blender, isn't it?

This mission is clearly above you. I'm disappointed as I think you're mostly not useless as a newbie IGx'er.

Fine, I'm in. What color is your bullet?

The Nutribullet we are discussing on this thread is a blender that mixes a variety of fruits, vegetables, nuts and seeds into delicious and nutritious shakes and other dishes. Your bullet is for your personal salad tossing use and you should start another thread on that product if you're so inclined. You can dovetail it with a Daniel Craig Rulz! topic and it will sure as shit surpass my Nutribullet masterpiece that I am creating with other assorted geniuses.

Hey homos, start your own thread. This thread is 100 percent about the wonders of the Nutribullet, so recognize buttmunchers.

So I'm on week 12 of the Nutribullet. This morning's magical elixir contained flax and hemp seed, mustard greens, kale, spinach, and romaine lettuce, apple, banana, avacado, carrot, blueberries, and blackberries. I went into our little home office setup to check my schedule on the computer today and there was this dude in a black suit and white shirt rocking some cool shades in the hallway. Kinda freaked me out a bit...said his name was Agent Smith...then he raises a fucking Desert Eagle and fires a full clip at me. I managed to dodge them all then stomped his ass. Why do people have to shoot at me with that Desert Eagle? WTF? Anyway I had to get my ass to work.

Do you do any speedwork,or is the dodging possible just from frequent use of the nutribullet?

Hey fucker, I see code now okay? Dodging bullets and other shit is just what I do. Does anybody know where I can find a full length leather Nehru style jacket, all black, at a decent price?

A buddy I train 2 mornings a week has been hit hard by sequestration and so I have been doing it for free and the fact that I usually catch a ride with him to Jujutsu class.

He has one and said he'd pick one up for me for the training.

Looking forward to it as my diet has been touch and go between good choices and convenient shite.

Sweet. Uhhh, what about the jacket?

Shapecharge wrote:Sweet. Uhhh, what about the jacket?

The leather's gonna cost, but with all the money you're saving since you don't need insurance anymore due to the Nutribullet, maybe this will work?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/190744912422?hlp=false&var=

Was down at 11th place,can`t have that!

Since I discovered this thing in my kitchen a couple of weeks ago, I've tried it out a few times.

What I like
• It's super easy to use and clean.
• I'm putting food in my body that I typically wouldn't at breakfast and lunch - most especially greens.
• Breakfast is super simple and quick. I'll put the fruit and veggies in the mixing container before bed and blend it up in the morning. It's actually quicker than a bowl of cereal.

What I don't love
• Admittedly, I haven't followed a single recipe but the taste of the greens seems to overpower the fruit and hasn't really been to my taste. I'll have to try some of the recipes.

I don't have the antipathy towards grains that some do but I'm definitely getting much more varied nutrition than I did prior to the Nutribullet and I value that.

DrDonkeyLove wrote:Since I discovered this thing in my kitchen a couple of weeks ago, I've tried it out a few times.

What I like
• It's super easy to use and clean.
• I'm putting food in my body that I typically wouldn't at breakfast and lunch - most especially greens.
• Breakfast is super simple and quick. I'll put the fruit and veggies in the mixing container before bed and blend it up in the morning. It's actually quicker than a bowl of cereal.

What I don't love
• Admittedly, I haven't followed a single recipe but the taste of the greens seems to overpower the fruit and hasn't really been to my taste. I'll have to try some of the recipes.

I don't have the antipathy towards grains that some do but I'm definitely getting much more varied nutrition than I did prior to the Nutribullet and I value that.

BooYah! Nutribullet...BooYah!

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DrDonkeyLove wrote: What I don't love
• Admittedly, I haven't followed a single recipe but the taste of the greens seems to overpower the fruit and hasn't really been to my taste. I'll have to try some of the recipes.

While the Nutribullet is cool, not as cool as Sean Connery in a diaper and thigh-highs, but pretty cool, I had the same problem. Add a lime or lemon and you will mask the nasty green taste.

Turdacious wrote:not as cool as Sean Connery in a diaper and thigh-highs

You berate old people....not classy, comrade. I predict you will go out to your car in the morning to find it covered in cane and walker dents.

Turdacious wrote:

DrDonkeyLove wrote: What I don't love
• Admittedly, I haven't followed a single recipe but the taste of the greens seems to overpower the fruit and hasn't really been to my taste. I'll have to try some of the recipes.

While the Nutribullet is cool, not as cool as Sean Connery in a diaper and thigh-highs, but pretty cool, I had the same problem. Add a lime or lemon and you will mask the nasty green taste.

That makes sense and will give it a go. I love having the greens in my diet; I just don't want to taste them too much.

May try the diaper and thigh highs too.

DrDonkeyLove wrote:

Turdacious wrote:

DrDonkeyLove wrote: What I don't love
• Admittedly, I haven't followed a single recipe but the taste of the greens seems to overpower the fruit and hasn't really been to my taste. I'll have to try some of the recipes.

While the Nutribullet is cool, not as cool as Sean Connery in a diaper and thigh-highs, but pretty cool, I had the same problem. Add a lime or lemon and you will mask the nasty green taste.

That makes sense and will give it a go. I love having the greens in my diet; I just don't want to taste them too much.

May try the diaper and thigh highs too.

Or, you can follow the recipes in the robust and well-written recipe book that comes with this most awesome product and once you know what you like and don't like, tweak from there.

The Nutribullet: it's for everyone but the vegans.