Nutribullet Thead: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:20 am

High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:
Turdacious wrote:not as cool as Sean Connery in a diaper and thigh-highs
You berate old people....not classy, comrade. I predict you will go out to your car in the morning to find it covered in cane and walker dents.

I drive a truck. Probably wouldn't notice if they did.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:54 pm

oh dear

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Tue Apr 02, 2013 3:07 am

This is about maiming old people? Seriously, ten pages of this crap.

Let's change the subject.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:04 am

Terry B. wrote:This is about maiming old people? Seriously, ten pages of this crap.

Let's change the subject.

No.

Schlegel · Post by **Schlegel** » Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:14 am

Lie-Nap, I heard the Nutribullet is due to be superseded by the FruitFucker 2000.
Any truth to this?

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:31 am

Spinach, apple, banana, Swiss chard, a cutie orange, and water for a little post BJJ pre dinner pick me up.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:29 pm

YOu'll probably get diabetes

tough old man · Post by **tough old man** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 10:58 pm

Fuckers talked me into getting one yesterday. So far much better than my $15 dollar mixer.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:51 am

Yes yes embrace the Darkside.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:46 pm

I"m still on the fence about this one.

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:53 pm

protobuilder wrote:I wish somebody liked me.

johno · Post by **johno** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:06 pm

Shape, any new superpowers that you've noticed?

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:27 pm

Well I didn't want to bring it up but since you asked.

The wife and I were in Houston about three weeks or so ago visiting some friends and we went to Galveston and were just walking around the beach area. I wandered off a bit since the family we were with had a couple of kids. So anyway I'm walking in the water maybe up to about knee height just chillin' and I hear this faint, "psst...hey buddy down here..." I'm looking around and I'm not seeing anybody nearby. I hear it again, "hey buddy, down here...help me get this plastic off my flipper and I'll suck you off." I stuck my head in the water and there's this little dolphin or porpoise...I don't know the difference, and he's got some plastic shit wrapped around his flipper. He says, hey man I was just bullshittin' about suckin' you off but I thought that would get your attention. Help me get this shit off my flipper. So I did and he was cool and kinda hi-fived me with his flipper and then he swam away. So it looks like I've got some kind of Aquaman shit going on. I was under water for like 10 minutes.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:48 pm

So basically Shape has a thing for Mr. Limpet as he's turning into Aqua Man.
DAYUMMMM... The power of the bullet!

ATTA BOY SHAPE!

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:07 pm

He says, hey man I was just bullshittin' about suckin' you off but I thought that would get your attention. Help me get this shit off my flipper.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:30 pm

Shapecharge wrote:Well I didn't want to bring it up but since you asked.

The wife and I were in Houston about three weeks or so ago visiting some friends and we went to Galveston and were just walking around the beach area. I wandered off a bit since the family we were with had a couple of kids. So anyway I'm walking in the water maybe up to about knee height just chillin' and I hear this faint, "psst...hey buddy down here..." I'm looking around and I'm not seeing anybody nearby. I hear it again, "hey buddy, down here...help me get this plastic off my flipper and I'll suck you off." I stuck my head in the water and there's this little dolphin or porpoise...I don't know the difference, and he's got some plastic shit wrapped around his flipper. He says, hey man I was just bullshittin' about suckin' you off but I thought that would get your attention. Help me get this shit off my flipper. So I did and he was cool and kinda hi-fived me with his flipper and then he swam away. So it looks like I've got some kind of Aquaman shit going on. I was under water for like 10 minutes.

Concur with Spells' clappies.

johno · Post by **johno** » Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:18 am

Pure Gold.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Sun Apr 14, 2013 3:06 pm

I want to have man sex with Shape.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:06 pm

For stuff with greens in it, how long are you typically blending?

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:46 am

Gramps it doesn't take long at all. Besides it being loud enough to wake the dead 10-15 seconds at most. I'm serious about the noise. It will wake everyone in your tenement.

The Venerable Bogatir X · Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:08 pm

Shapecharge wrote:Gramps it doesn't take long at all. Besides it being loud enough to wake the dead 10-15 seconds at most. I'm serious about the noise. It will wake everyone in your tenement.

It is loud. 15 seconds is the high end and that's even if you're putting in whole raw carrots.

The Nutribullet is the Terminator of blenders. Just go buy one, Spells. You know you want one and there must be close to ten, satisfied Lie-men customers who now have this fine product in their home.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:12 pm

High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:The Nutribullet is the Terminator of blenders. Just go buy one, Spells. You know you want one and there must be close to ten, satisfied Lie-men customers who now have this fine product in their home.

Definitely doing one or the other. I am borrowing a Vitamix currently. If I don't see enough use for it beyond the smoothies, the first of which was awful, Nutribullet is probably the way I'll go.

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:04 pm

Serious update: I concur with Nappy's previous post about being able to mix up a smoothie and put it in the 'fridge to drink later. I've done this twice...in fact I made one last night and put it in the 'fridge for the wife this morning since she had to go to work at a different time than me. When I drank mine later this morning I couldn't tell any difference from one made immediately.

DrDonkeyLove · Post by **DrDonkeyLove** » Sat Apr 27, 2013 6:19 pm

I'm really getting addicted to this thing and have become somewhat of an evangelist. And, I'm making some tasty drinks.
Making the drink beforehand and keeping it in the refrigerator to chill is bueno.

The Captain · Post by **The Captain** » Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:38 am

Fuck it: I went all in and bought one of these today. I just had a spinach/mixed berry/chia seed shake with a bit of spicy V8 and 3 TBS of Carsons lemon flavored fish oil thrown in. Hopefully my ass won't explode in the morning. I'm gonna use this bad boy for double duty to whip up my first attempt at 'Bulletproof Coffee' in the morning too. I can't bitch about the price considering that I piss out more money than this in booze on a weekly basis...

IGX

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