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by Beelzebub
Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:14 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12222434

Re: The couch thread

lesser_rebelangel wrote:Forging Elite Fitness:

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This might be the best work done on this site in 750 pages. Can we get a link to this?
by Beelzebub
Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:18 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12222434

Re: The couch thread

Rip encourages those dipshits. That's the problem. Plus Rip spawned those 70s Big guys. Also, Rip's a horny dude. Eva T's a horny lady. There may be dots to connect. Eva T is a horny lady because she took enough hormones to blur that line between the sexes and may have inherited some of the male se...
by Beelzebub
Fri Feb 11, 2011 6:22 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12222434

Re: The couch thread

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by Beelzebub
Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:04 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12222434

Re: The couch thread

Which one of you guys was trolling as Kenny and getting the fitards excited?
by Beelzebub
Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:32 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12222434

Re: The couch thread

Wrong Beelzebub. If anything is keeping @Fit alive, it's WGM and the many MANY wimmenz who need to show off their narcissistic tendencies while wearing short-shorts and knee-high socks. (Not knocking WGM, he does good work to where now the wimmenz are begging to be apart of the Gorilla Harem). The ...
by Beelzebub
Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:04 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12222434

Re: The couch thread

I'm sick of @F We have 3 now at the gym. I was wearing my vibrams and swinging a 'bell around so obviously he thought I was kindred, he didn't notice I was doing skillful work with no slop. Seriously, I'm just fucking sick of arguing about it. Weak, skinny @Fers seem to breed like maggots on the co...
by Beelzebub
Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:54 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12222434

Re: The couch thread

I'm sick of @F We have 3 now at the gym. I was wearing my vibrams and swinging a 'bell around so obviously he thought I was kindred, he didn't notice I was doing skillful work with no slop. Seriously, I'm just fucking sick of arguing about it. Weak, skinny @Fers seem to breed like maggots on the co...
by Beelzebub
Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:34 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12222434

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Hey WGM - How much money are you making off of your blog? I just took a look at it today and realized that you must be making a killing off all the traffic you have been getting for reposting @fit bitches. Way to take some couch initiative and make $$$ off of @fit =D> Maybe time for a name change, &...
by Beelzebub
Mon May 17, 2010 5:17 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12222434

Re: The couch thread

Patty you have taken this to a new level.
by Beelzebub
Fri May 07, 2010 5:06 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12222434

Re: The couch thread

Jesus Fucking Christ. http://www.crossfitrelentless.com/crossfit-relentless-monolift-john Westside Barbell Methodology Paying Dividends Already When Glenn and I decided to embrace Westside methodology we approached it from the perspective of making our athletes stonger and there's no doubt that tha...
by Beelzebub
Wed May 05, 2010 9:12 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12222434

Re: The couch thread

WGM - I just spent my lunch time reading @sex, awesome. Finally an @ffiliate that I would join and pay the 100 bucks a month.

This can't be someone from @fit. Which one of you started this?
by Beelzebub
Wed May 05, 2010 3:09 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12222434

Re: The couch thread

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si2YxQAVm_E[/youtube] You went right for the easy shot and did not see the other videos. Take a look at this one. When the dude packs up his little tricycle and puts it in his cart I about spit my beer on my computer screen. After seeing this I want to start m...
by Beelzebub
Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:56 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12222434

Re: The couch thread

Is it Friday yet you fucking moron?

I have little to look forward to during the week. And Andro Friday is what I look forward to. Stop fucking with my serenity.

And @fit foosball is too easy. Get creative and actually search some sites for some new unseen content you lazy fuck.
by Beelzebub
Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:40 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12222434

Re: The couch thread

:hda:
by Beelzebub
Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:14 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12222434

Re: The couch thread

Sorry to be late on chiming in but I found these pix and thought I could contribute. I think one of these was the @ssfit Gaymes Winner in 08, not sure which one though. Maybe someone could help. [quote="Paddy O'Furniture"]Norcal wad B: http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/NorCal_Sectionals_W...
by Beelzebub
Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:19 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12222434

Re: The couch thread

Is Kenny Powers an IGXer?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De7rbB2bteE[/youtube]
by Beelzebub
Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:33 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12222434

Re: The couch thread

So thick... :rolleyes:
by Beelzebub
Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:30 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12222434

Re: The couch thread

Sorry I haven't been contributing but Rant stalked me, hit me with some chloroform and had me tied up in his mom's basement. I had to fight my way out with his Han Solo light saber and ride away on his "my lil' pony" tricycle. Good thing he didnt rape me...as far as I can tell. I must say ...
by Beelzebub
Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:14 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12222434

Re: The couch thread

We have a Fairy Cockgobler sighting. He has reared his fat ugly head to spew non-sense. I knew he couldnt stay away for long. The shit must have bottled up so thick inside him it came flying out in epic portions.
by Beelzebub
Fri Jan 22, 2010 8:49 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12222434

Re: The couch thread

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: This looniness is from the @-blog in response to the reason for @F women doing figure comps. Apparently it's more than just a workout. Dan Words may fail me in exactly how to explain to you why these physique competitions are not a "joke" or to your likein...
by Beelzebub
Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:14 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12222434

Re: The couch thread

Fuck I thought I had seen everything until this. At first when saw this I thought, another motherfucker oly lifting without shoes, then it got better.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW8PiGEZWvw[/youtube]
by Beelzebub
Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:24 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12222434

Re: The couch thread

One of you with an operational troll ask Welbourn if he would reccomend shit or shinola. That Welbourne guy is a fucking douche bag NFL player who dates some actress. What the fuck does he know? Wendler's 5-3-1 crushes @fit football. It is embarrassing that he would even suggest he had tried it. An...
by Beelzebub
Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:26 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12222434

Re: The couch thread

Sorry. Cleanse.
by Beelzebub
Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:23 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12222434

Re: The couch thread

these dipshits are discussing milton friedman on the mainpage of an excercise website. I think that Couch (and for that matter, other affiliate sites and variations of @Fit) puts those "thought provoking articles" up on the Rest Days to further Mind-Fuck the Sheeple. They end up just bein...
by Beelzebub
Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:08 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12222434

Re: The couch thread

fucking jay assman troubling the guys at elitefts with his crossfit bullshit http://asp.elitefts.com/qa/default.asp?qid=112975&tid=164 Is this guy serious? First I doubt he even lifts weights as all he does it post on the @fit message boards, catalyst, facebook, elitfts and lurk here. And secon...