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I thought Batman had already vanquished the Joker. Should I be checking my closets before I sleep again? http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yiku-UpycVU/S3sgpyY_umI/AAAAAAAAnWY/BZKmQ_ujHwk/s320/IMG_0743.JPG WTF? You have already discussed your predisposition for homosexuallity. Please find another site for t...

I thought Batman had already vanquished the Joker. Should I be checking my closets before I sleep again?

The tatoo on his arm says "F x d / t = P." ](*,) ](*,) ](*,) It's F dot d, not F cross d. Fucking hell. Of course, I shouldn't expect anyone who's retarded enough to get that tattooed on their arm to have the brains to know the difference between vector products. Maybe he should have had ...

couchfitblows wrote:Another douchebag with a math tat...

The more complicated you try to make it look, the bigger a douche you obviously are. And i love how the imagename is 'virtuositytattooman'.

The tatoo on his arm says "F x d / t = P." ](*,) ](*,) ](*,) It's F dot d, not F cross d. Fucking hell. Of course, I shouldn't expect anyone who's retarded enough to get that tattooed on their arm to have the brains to know the difference between vector products. Maybe he should have had ...

Mayhaps the Crossfit wiki article should be split into two: one describing the methodology, one describing the organization.

BTU wrote: Do you honestly think couch has a degree in anything, much less a hard science like mathematics?

Of course not. Pythagoras would turn in his grave.

Does anyone know if Glassman has a degree in anything? I would be shocked if it were in anything scientific. I'm not sure the guy actually understands what science is. I inquired about this a while ago with some @fit douches I know, they told me he has a degree in math, at least that's what he told...

A query: why is his name couch, instead of cooch?

"So you're saying is... the fear of getting injured by doing these movements with slight imperfections is way overblown to its reality..."
"Yes, yes, yes, it's not a mathematical reality."

Wtf a mathematical reality?

richardpotato wrote:I will also fess up to knowing Melinda Coursen and Jonji Barber, with the inclusion of course that I think they are really stand up people.

Are you affiliated with Crossfit Davis?

This is by far the most revolutionary theory to ever enter the fitness/health community. Adding the age axis unifies everything humans can hope for which is a long life doing the things they love right until they die. I too would never want to live to 150 with 70 years in a nursing home. I also, as...

need vital stats. what's her name, which douche is she sleeping with and where's her blog? Astute questions, Thud. Name is Melinda Coursen. Here is Melinda missing a power clean. http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2523/4314901500_bcb4fc7bd7.jpg Here is Melinda in a threesome. She is sleeping with guy o...

POST TITS OR GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111 Here I am, doing the bidding of my masters. http://static.flickr.com/4035/4325835389_703d0768b3.jpg But wait... http://static.flickr.com/2800/4313938599_f3b1c3ae51.jpg http://static.flickr.com/4005/4335646464_030c3aefdb.jpg http://static.flickr.com/4021/433066...

kreator wrote:The stupidity is astounding.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=katvKrTfzxM[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zl_WjjPmfk[/youtube]

Stupidity knows no bounds.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924707

WTF

couchfitblows wrote:The most self-absorbed piece of @ssFit literary masturbation:

http://crossfitsaintjohn.ca/?p=360

"CrossFit is a decidedly masochistic pursuit."

Reading the article was a decidedly masochistic pursuit.

l-tree wrote:Would you two faggots like to stroke each others pussies?

If you're offering your's, I ain't withholding mine.

I wanna hear, in explicit detail, about how you smashed the local crossfitters. Did the males cry with shame and envy? Did the females swoon with hormone-driven desire? And did you prop your feet up on the nearest desk, lean back, and unleash your unholy grin of triumph? I should've known some limp...

I don't get the "broad time and modal domains" shit. Never having done crossfit, I smashed local crossfitters in time and weight when a coworker challenged me that the workouts were like nothing I'd ever seen, and convinced me to go to his crossfit gym. Apparently sprinting and powerlifti...

Yes I Have Balls wrote:

Jag Panzer wrote:That just proves my theory: if you drink a lot and say enough incoherent shit, sooner or later people will start to take you seriously.

I shoulda never quit drinking.

e.g. James Joyce

L Ron Hubbard!

... and that dude who founded Mormonism.

Suggest we call it Couch Thread. Or Coaches Couch. Then as long as we put factual data, the nazi's won't delete. Can't put 'The' in the title. Creating now. Link? Why make an article on wikipedia where it is subject to random editing and deletion by admins? Sides, a whimsical name like 'Coaches Cou...

Maybe it would be easier to simply start a Wiki called "The Couch Thread"... Do you mean a new Wikipedia article? Or an entirely separate Wiki site. If the former, it would probably get deleted by over-diligent admins for the same reasons. (lol, in the space of 9 minutes after my post, it...

All that being said, I am posting a Wiki called Crossfit Critique. Please follow the rules of Wiki so the page will stay up for all to review. For those not familiar with Wikipedia, go to http://www.wikipedia.com and search for Crossfit or Crossfit Critique. Follow the rules and instructions and ha...

If she really wants rough, perhaps they should clean + jerk and snatch her then drop her like the bumper plates. If she bounces back up then it is extra win. No way. She's heavier than a 20 oz piece of PVC pipe. They don't test for that modal domain. Then they should use some of the guys instead of...

That's classic. Glassman lamenting the existence of meaningful definitions when (a) he's ignored the ones used by sports science for decades now, and (b) he is the master of providing useless, ambiguous, amorphous "definitions" for all sorts of shit he just dreams up. When pressed for evi...