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by TheCoug
Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:43 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12221728

Re: The couch thread

omg. there are so many pictures and videos of me all over the net. YIHB.. you need to wipe the cum from your eyes every once in awhile.
by TheCoug
Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:31 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12221728

Re: The couch thread

Oh MY EFFIN GAWD.

In Europe, Time Magazine and all the major news rags have topless women on the cover.

You can't even see any of their junk. Who CARES??!!!!! ](*,) ](*,)
by TheCoug
Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:43 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12221728

Re: The couch thread

[quote="powerlifter54"]Coug,

I'm going to answer this on the Free Speech Thread. It's becoming about "me" again and that's not what this thread is about.
by TheCoug
Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:03 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12221728

Re: The couch thread

I really am not threadjacking to make this about "me". I am, however, a representative of a crossfitter here who truly loves crossfit so I'll answer one more time. Calling it all kinds of names is fine. Having real reason to drag HQ through the mud is great. However, all of that notwithst...
by TheCoug
Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:19 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12221728

Re: The couch thread

I have learned from reading these threads and reading some of the more well-thought-out critiques of crossfit. I take some of you VERY seriously and take the information and use it. I just think that now it's like walking into that corner bar. The same angry, pissed-off guys are there every day, sa...
by TheCoug
Sun Jan 02, 2011 6:16 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12221728

Re: The couch thread

I have learned from reading these threads and reading some of the more well-thought-out critiques of crossfit. I take some of you VERY seriously and take the information and use it. I just think that now it's like walking into that corner bar. The same angry, pissed-off guys are there every day, say...
by TheCoug
Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:55 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12221728

Re: The couch thread

PL54 and Ash, you two are my favorites here. you know that. It's true. I found xfit to be intoxicating. Fact. However, nobody pushed me to hurt my knee. I tore that ACL doing martial arts in 1991 and it was my stupidity that allowed me to do xfit 20+ years later without thinking twice. Once I had my...
by TheCoug
Sat Jan 01, 2011 4:53 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12221728

Re: The couch thread

I did a Level 1 Cert and went on the MainSite saying that I thought it was ridiculous that someone like me could do a Level 1 Cert and open a Box. I still stand by that. It's scary. However, while not a CrossFit 'apologist" I LOVE CrossFit. That's just a fact. I did Martial Arts in two countrie...
by TheCoug
Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:11 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12221728

Re: The couch thread

Oh. And Happy New Year. I'm going to say one more thing. I am going to contradict myself. I am aware of a Box that programs the dreaded Sexy Metcon and has trainers who honestly don't know what the fuck they are talking about. (But they don't follow mainsite at all). That box is losing it's "el...
by TheCoug
Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:02 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12221728

Re: The couch thread

"I would like to hear from CrossFitters on this, because there's 20,000 views of this thread, and they aren't coming from 5 people. Why are people listening and following the unfittest people in the CrossFit community? I'm curious to find out, the people at the level 1 certs, who've never done ...
by TheCoug
Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:13 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12221728

Re: The couch thread

I'm thinking if you can't be original, shut the piehole. It's boring. I'm thinking you have your own thread over on the FSF, Coug. Couch has his, and you have yours. Okay? all good. i posted here and the love just poured in so i answered. my real responses were very appropriate to the thread! about...
by TheCoug
Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:07 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12221728

Re: The couch thread

Lagoon Cougar A middle aged woman that would be defined as a cougar but is not attractive. In fact she is as ugly as a lagoon creature. I'm ugly. I look like a man. I'm a cunt. OK a dry one. A depraved attention whore. Babe, that's all been done. I'm thinking if you can't be original, shut the pieh...
by TheCoug
Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:06 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12221728

Re: The couch thread

That was a really good idea but I think the medical history is what is making her hesitant. I'm sorry Cougie but we can't have you givin' the guys here the hep, the herp, and the hiv in one shot. Maybe we can waive the medical history if the lucky IGx'er triple-wraps? Given your age you may be a li...
by TheCoug
Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:09 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12221728

Re: The couch thread

If you make gravity your bitch, my boobs want to know. What the $8,000 worth of bolt-ons hasn't solved that particular problem....? Hey No Balls. Get over here and squeeze them. We will take pictures and video. "No balls" very good. Cougie I've got a great idea...good for you good for us....
by TheCoug
Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:57 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12221728

Re: The couch thread

By the way, as a tried and true crossfitter, I consider myself "kind of unique" in every way.

:drinkers: :drinkers:
by TheCoug
Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:53 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12221728

Re: The couch thread

protobuilder wrote:
TheCoug wrote:If you make gravity your bitch, my boobs want to know.

Yeah, you missed me. admit it.
I did for some strange reason. Must be the holiday spirit.
:supz: :heart:
by TheCoug
Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:52 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12221728

Re: The couch thread

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
TheCoug wrote:If you make gravity your bitch, my boobs want to know.
What the $8,000 worth of bolt-ons hasn't solved that particular problem....?
Hey No Balls. Get over here and squeeze them. We will take pictures and video.
by TheCoug
Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:35 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12221728

Re: The couch thread

If you make gravity your bitch, my boobs want to know. Yeah, you missed me. admit it. =D> Not really, but please update your training log. will do. now will someone please explain how to get my youtube vid to show up in my signature? you know us crossfitters. rully good at everything, except for so...
by TheCoug
Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:22 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12221728

Re: The couch thread

If you make gravity your bitch, my boobs want to know.

Yeah, you missed me. admit it.
by TheCoug
Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:17 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12221728

Re: The couch thread

Guys. My last post evah to this thread. At least I'm out here as me. I know that is an ugly hagfish picture and it's out there for the world to see and make fun of why? Because I goddamn squatted to parallel for the first time since surgery that day. I look like an ugly rat ass man or a washed up sa...
by TheCoug
Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:17 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12221728

Re: The couch thread

Guys. My last post evah to this thread. At least I'm out here as me. I know that is an ugly hagfish picture and it's out there for the world to see and make fun of why? Because I goddamn squatted to parallel for the first time since surgery that day. I look like an ugly rat ass man or a washed up sa...
by TheCoug
Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:16 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12221728

Re: The couch thread

Double
by TheCoug
Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:16 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12221728

Re: The couch thread

"people" were a leeeeetle concerned things may be changing around here. i said - nah. it's like when everyone can't find their seat in musical chairs for a second. then everyone finds it, except maybe one, and it is allllllllllllll back to normal, and it is good. i can't find my chair. bye...
by TheCoug
Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:19 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12221728

Re: The couch thread

recap? I don't really follow @fit drama, but am currently skimming Wolf's book... In the beginning, the people were healthy and strong. But then, the Lord bestowed riches upon the people that allowed them to become fat and lazy. They forgot the old ways and descended into slothfulness and self wors...
by TheCoug
Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:15 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35149
Views: 12221728

Re: The couch thread

Holeyfraggaroley wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:Image

It's a man, baby!
What is you point? I'd give her the roughest 45 seconds of her life. (EZ!)
That's a most satisfying modal domain.


WAS a man. Past Tense.

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