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Hey homies, I regret to inform you all that our favorite octogenarian passed on in March. I'm not the one for the job but someone should compile his best lines in a memorial thread.

https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/themo ... =192707817

johno wrote:Who had the hot Mexican wife?

GoDogGo?

I'd kill for some burritojimmy wisdoms and advices at my old age.

The dude with the Latina was the same one who "just happened to find" that site he linked that was all young girls modeling swimwear.

Just wanted to see the gif in my sig. Carry on.

Congrats on snagging a designated driver for the next 7 months.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Physically, he works hard...mentally, he's not dumb but he's lazy, which was the issue with jr college.

Any of you have any suggestions? He's 20 and doesn't have much to show for it. He's about 300# so I'm not sure the military is an option either.

You're not my dad.

Best service I get in restaurants is in those that have a majority black customer base. Tables of white folks, and a real potential for a 20+% tip are the gold medal for the servers.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Was 2014 the year you could see your dick without assistance?

I took a pic of it in 2010. Had it blown up to a 4X6.

Just heard that 300 or so of them are being housed in Omaha. So, right now I am sanding and staining the deck from air-conditioned comfort.

Thank you for not putting 312 pics of other people mountain biking while you ride your Huffy around the cul-de-sac in my thread.

I'm 70. I made a shitpile for while and invested (pretty) well. Own my own house and rental house, (and a cabin) and my vehicles. No debts. So I have enough money to live for the rest of my life. Where do I put money now? I've been lucky or good, and most of my $$$ is in stocks. Doing great now. Bu...

I can't believe you shitsacks are all still here. Keeping the waste of humanity in one convenient place for the great cleansing, are we? Life is so much better anywhere but here. Business is booming, just like the rest of the economy, and Obama lowered the price for the health insurance I provide fo...

Do what the bruthas do. Get on with Cricket, and have a fat white bitch pay the $45/month all-inclusive plan.

And with his divorce, that motherfucker got out of a second life sentence in less than half a year.

Kazuya Mishima wrote:

nafod wrote:It's a kinder gentler pussified version of throwing acid on their face like they do in Pakistan.

Nobody ever rubbed one out to pics of a woman with acid burns.

Maybe, but you haven't lived unless you've searched every possible mis-spelling of "amputee" on pornhub, xhamster, and mrsnake

Damn it. Someone fix that. I'm on mobile here and can't embed right.

[youtube]http://youtu.be/L1JYHNX8pdo[/youtube]

Sorry I'm not around these parts of the interweb much no more. You probably think I threw you out faster than a swap-meet copy of seeahill's latest dozen copy seller, but the truth is, I got a lot of shit going on. Two kids, a career, and a relocation will do that to you. No longer home-office based...

Lord help the woman who finally gets him off.

I predict I'll be seeing this from my dear conservative friends (and my Mom, she's super-gullible) on Facebook for years. Along with the quote from Cicero about fixing an economy that was actually from a historical novel written in the 1960s. One of my buddies from high school was recently fooled b...

Also, if you look in someone's garbage and see multiple fast food drive thru bags, they have heart disease.

Am I the only martial artist here who hates that show? :-k When I used to watch it I felt like I did at 15 watching Headbanger's Ball on MTV. Then I would sit through 2 hours of posers and butt rock bands to see 1 to 3 videos by bands that should be on something called Headbanger's Ball. :axe: I'd ...

And no married man has any hint of sympathy for him.

powerlifter54 wrote:First time I've agreed with Oliver Stone: "Chavez did for Venezuela what Barack Obama was doing for the United States..."

Venezuela's stock market hit record highs?

Pinky wrote:

Turdacious wrote:It was designed over 150 years ago and hasn't been appropriately updated.

What would an appropriate update look like?

Given the trend over the last 30 years, I think a change from kg/m^2 to kg/m^3 would be a solid start.