IGX

As someone who paid $100+ for a kettlebell, I cringe at those fuckers needlessly dropping them like that.

DrDonkeyLove wrote:Excellent. Got one for Rhabdo?

You name it, we carry it.

If any of you wanna buy some CrossFit memorabilia, just give me a PM.

Too late, Mick.

Sofa King wrote:

Rant wrote:behold.

I'm down with the thickness.

Nice 'Disturbed' reference.

Understand this, the gear was lent to our licensee, Brendan Gilliam, and his/our friend and fellow CF trainer Allison. We have and continue to have a great relationship with them. Their investors, with whom we have no, ZERO, ZIP, nada contractual relationship and NEVER have, were planning to can Al...

http://corefitnessobsession.com/vbfo/wp-content/themes/piano-black/img/logo.gif Their logo pisses me off. WTF is that? Why does the 'E' hang so low (Perhaps signifying the hernia you will get working out there)? Why is there a stupid crown dotting the 'S'? How does any of it tie into the meaning of...

http://corefitnessobsession.com/vbfo/wp-content/themes/piano-black/img/logo.gif Their logo pisses me off. WTF is that? Why does the 'E' hang so low (Perhaps signifying the hernia you will get working out there)? Why is there a stupid crown dotting the 'S'? How does any of it tie into the meaning of...

The lesbian makes me want to punch things... (repeating over and over as I crouch in the corner, rocking back and forth)

Glassman is like the Artie Lange of fitness.

Watch out, X-Men, there's a new group of superheroes in town!

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The one with the bionic legs is awesome. Must've been surgically reconstructed after fucking up his knees doing thrusters.

Damn, these fuckers don't quit. I really gotta get off that CrossFit mailing list.

For someone who has no real obligations and spends most of her day training and fucking, AllisonNYC sure is fat. Seriously, you would think someone who trains all day while productive people are at work would be toned and ripped. This bitch is downright pudgy. How many calories ARE in a gallon of cu...

Charismatic megafauna wrote:

leave the gloves on baby.

Nice. She's even got the reins. That bitch is ready to get mounted.

That CrossFit Faith header image looks an awful lot like the one on my blog. Before anyone jumps to conclusions: No, I'm not behind CFFaith. It's obviously someone riding my coattails and exposing themselves to a trademark infringement suit.

300 Has done more to fuck people up than any other movie in recent history. It's the voice of an entire generation of TapOut-wearing sexually-frustrated closet homosexuals and socially-inept outcasts. 300 isn't just a movie, it's a fantasy. All these fuckers think they're Spartans now. "Sick t...

The Starbucks analogy Couch uses is idiotic. New Starbucks stores most definitely take away from other Starbucks stores, but it doesn't really matter because the profits are all going to the parent company. Not so when it comes to CrossFit. Too bad most of these cunts are too stupid to realize that ...

Jezebel Jones wrote:I'm much taller, with much bigger tits. And I don't do OLY or nutfit.

My bad. But you can see how I made that mistake, right? I mean, we're talking peaches and nectarines here. Sorry for not checking for the fuzz.

WildGorillaMan wrote:MIDGET POWER!

I don't want to be a dick about correcting people but that's actually our own resident lesbian, Jezebel Jones.

you know how some books have a section in the front with all the character and what the fuck they have to do with anything? This thread needs that. The amount of effort some of you guys go to keep up with all these douchebags is a bit concerning, frankly. Those of us who only read this thread every...

Is he trying to hang himself the wrong way? :rolleyes: I think it was part of the WOD called Caradine . And I'm also pretty sure it's a "she". Then again, the differences between "he" and "she" in CrossFit culture are a lot more subtle than with us non-elite folk, so I...

My browser is still redirecting CrossFit links to bondage sites:



WTF? Anyone else having this problem?

Really? Just for a while? Do these people have no self respect? I understand if you have an agreement to have an "open" marriage, but if you don't, isn't your spouse cheating on you just a complete lack of respect for the marriage and the other partner? Crossfitters claim to be able to do...

I was thinking of making another CrossFit-themed movie. Any interest in that around here?

Whoever runs this place needs to pull in the reins a bit or IGx is gonna go all Chernobyl and this thread is gonna be reactor #4.