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milosz wrote:She didn't get it when I got her a "The Body Is Not An Apology" shirt one size too small.

Evil genius.

syaigh wrote:Maybe the actual truth is that when your brain shrinks only the porn watching parts are left. Gotta breed yo. Or at least ejaculate on the furniture in case some fertile woman comes around for a visit and needs to set a spell.

You've truly outdone yourself, ma'am.

And everybody must participate in the Open, no matter what, as it's an inspirational opportunity to try your hardest against the eleeeeetest in the world. NO LIMITS. In fact, it's ordained. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/patrick-hynes/cross-fit-religious_b_4995149.html What if fitness, properly unde...

lasalle wrote:

Pure, unremitting evil.

How could you guys have missed this BAN-o-rama? oh and gatorade is the debil: http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=86218 What I learned is that Dale Saran has made only 557 posts since 2005. That's an awful lot of stupid squeezed into a few words. Increased capacity over broad time and modal ...

Most of the members of Phelps' Westboro Baptist Church are members of his large family. Phelps has 13 children; 11 are attorneys. One son, Nathan, is estranged from his father and from organized religion. He is an atheist. Nathan Phelps posted a Facebook message March 15 saying that his father had ...

More, because 3-month wager ignominy.

Thanks again for all the kind words. Overall prognosis is good, but the doc said that if she had one that to expect it to happen again some time in the future. Whether that is tomorrow or 5 years from now, there is no way to know. Just that once you have one it means that another is much more likel...

Cool, let me know if you see it out. Yes, please do. '80s pro-wrestling was awesome--Bless my stepfather's heart for indulging me and taking me to the stage door at Kiel Auditorium to see Kerry (and his ginormous tacky Texas-shaped ring) in person. That family is a whole pile of sad. I was sorry to...

She's babysitting my niece. I get a text. We're still on god damn lockdown. Pissed I don't have a gun in this diaper bag. SWAT made us run really fast. I need to include sprints in my training. What's up with you guys? I hope your mother learns from the consequences of the bad judgment that took he...

She also said that as long as she is able to eat, drink, and go to the bathroom on her own then it really comes down to what we are willing to put up with since she's still happy and here. On that note, she seems good and we are hopeful. Good luck--here's hoping she has years' worth of happiness le...

The car comparison is especially weak. For starters we tend to drive places because we have to. Secondly, safety is integral to driving. At no point when I learned to drive did my instructor say he accepted 20% slop for the sake of time or distance. It's beyond retarded. You must not live in the So...

Because there weren't already ENOUGH reasons to demonize jeggings and skinny jeans? http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/12/16/how-tight-jeans-almost-ruined-americas-money/ Since American money was consolidated into a single system of currency in the late 1800s, U.S. dollars have bee...

Abandoned by Wolves wrote:Normally I can appreciate a good green salad, but for Thanksgiving? Fuck that.

You don't win friends with salad.

Bud Charniga's gaping asshole wrote:Christian babies.

Stuffed or fried?

Shapecharge wrote:Looking forward to giving this a try…a gift for a buddy.

"Gingerbread finished," huh? Their plain old small batch bourbon is one of my favorites--if your buddy shares, post review, please.

How fast can the naturopath peel garlic? I bet not as fast as Saveur, which was pretty impressive: http://www.thekitchn.com/smart-tip-peel-an-entire-head-157145 (Edit--Damn: NOW I see that seeahill already beat me to this one.) On a less unrelated note, sorry Jezzy, here's hoping your sister . . . ...

But do you or do you not have thick thighs? They're not perfect, but who wants physical perfection? I have personality. Don't forget the "pretty face." I'd have cooked them myself, for sure. My daughter is about a hundred times more responsible and mature than I am, and shamed me out of i...

Frank Costanza got it right with Festivus: Airing of the Grievances and Feats of Strength.

Something tells me your birthday cakes are always spectacular. Have a good one.

Throw some stuff (or don't) and rest. If you can do that surrounded by small humans.

Blaidd Drwg wrote:CrossFit. Bottom Line? You're gonna get fucked.

Wasn't this a Reebok ad campaign?

Older New Orleans residents rushing to @Fit gyms. . . . What could possibly go wrong? http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304500404579129521880382800 He's just Sean at the box. That's the idea. That's one of the things that Sean Payton loves about @Fit. He's another guy doing Burpees...

Democrats? Republicans? Nay--Bud Light lobbyists are clearly behind this shut down. "But the shutdown has closed an obscure agency that quietly approves new breweries, recipes and labels, which could create huge delays throughout the rapidly growing craft industry, whose customers expect a cons...

Not as long as you're taking a wide stance.