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Just remember, when shit hits the fan, and it will any day now, you'll need lots of batteries and expensive LED light bulbs. And, only those bought in Omaha will help you survive.

I have never voted for a Democrat. As long as they support socialism, I never will. I also consider myself a "Classical Liberal." I voted for a dem for the first time in 20 years plus. I thought Amy Klobuchar was an ultra left nut case when she first ran for office and she's almost that b...

He'll be taller than you when he is 7. And not just because you'll be RIPing.

I got some kick-ass Airwalks (after wishing they would make a size 15 for about a decade) a few months ago for just $25. The sole already started peeling off one of them. The only thing that saved me from overdosing was seeing the 4-D (whatever that means) ultrasound of my boy, who will arrive soon ...

D, have you played any of the new (to me anyway...I haven't been in the guitar market for a while) entry-level PRS? I saw one at the store yesterday and am looking for some feedback. At first sight, the body is 2-piece instead of 1 and the PRS signature arch-top isn't as pronounced, but they are abo...

seeahill wrote:Romney won.

Yep. Just not in any states that will matter.

fivethirtyeight.com

Lack of midgets and BBWs.
Skin tags in the genital area.
Painless anal.
Phony pick-up scenarios.
Real Thai and Filipina hookers being fucked by a 70 year old dude. Waste of a good hooker.

Based on the number of bitches that have maced me, I'm just about set to retire.

Back-alley vasectomy.

I would have ended the fight with my concealed-carry permit.

9th grade, trying daily to use the crowded halls as an excuse for rubbing my junk on the flannel-clad beauties.

where you been peach Mostly at ultrasounds or scoping west Omaha MILFs and their high school daughters whilst my woman shops for clothes for Boy. No longer working from a home office, so my online time is limited mostly to iphone facebook stalking all the bitches who rejected me in high school and ...

JFC. I remember you all too well as Andy68.

So, Romney is better off than he was in 2008.

Hebrew Hammer wrote:L'shana tova u'mtuka

Gesundheit.

Republicans rooting for America's demise? Get out.

Reading about all these horny psychos only reminds me of how much damage marriage has done to my dating life.

It's as if those boys were never raped. Kudos, NCAA. Now PSU can get back to building a university the football program can be proud of.

BucketHead wrote:

Well, they got it half right for me. Mine is ultra-thin but I need them ultra-short too.

Her body type is frighteningly similar to mine, just shorter.

World Net Daily; When even FoxNews says "our viewers would never believe that shit."

Pretty cool, if you're in to that sort of thing.

Sounds like there are Sandusky accusers claiming rape all the way back to the early 1970s. Nixon's America. Quite a different time.
Anyone know when the curriculum requiring all undergrads to take all those gay studies classes was put into effect?

Stop your dumbass. 1ho·mo·sex·u·al adj \ˌhō-mə-ˈsek-sh(ə-)wəl, -ˈsek-shəl\ Definition of HOMOSEXUAL 1 : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex 2 : of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between persons of the same sex http://...

And, let us not forget that in the late 90s, PSU was a top-5 team. Of course, the mighty Gophers waltzed in to Happy Valley one fine Saturday and completely destroyed the Lions' title hopes. So, reasons that are far more relevant to the cover-up than PSU's extensive gay studies curriculum include 1....