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"I love you more than black people don't tip." - Sarah Silverman

Surgery worked well for me.

Fuzzy Dunlop wrote:I got a colonoscopy a year or so ago... All I can remember was getting all woozy and watching the first 10 inches or so of the camera work while asking stupid questionsh

You quit asking at 10"?

Can I have your phone #?

RIP

If she had an assault rifle, that wouldn't have happened. I'm happy she wasn't harmed, surprised that the officer cares as much as she does, and glad that you posted here so we can have some light-hearted fun with the story.

I filled up both of my vehicles' gas tanks last night. I can take you wherever you need to go, except WalMart. Always hated that place.

We should band together and write a book about seeahill. A chapter each, we could be done in a month, and raking in millions!

May the Good Lord Jesus lay his healing hands upon teh Hedgehog. http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/01/30/adult-film-star-ron-jeremy-hospitalized-in-critical-condition/ The Hedgehog is a Jew. I hope he pulls out, I mean, pulls through, but if he should pass, I bet he'll go out with a happy ending,...

Leave it to spells to find and post something that seethes with implied incest.

I miss Sczezepan (Steve K) and "Doctor" Greg Ellis too. K could troll damn well and Doc Ellis's 3200-word, "buy my book" posts on the forum of a different publisher were great.

Dogs. I'd murder every one of you and your families to add a week to my dogs' lives. You know you'd do the same for yours.

Also, G@ne has been on board since time immemorial. Before he was spotted on NMMNG discussing his Oedipal fantasies, he even had a neutral to favorable rating.

Lopa and Christine! They were cool! I wonder if they ever came out? I seriously would have fucked Christine, something about smart, seaminly liberal redheads like that? Must be a Viking rape your enemie's women thing in my DNA? Had dinner with them and CImes (not sure what her IG name was...the dyk...

Dirty Uncle Garm set this forum up for us. Paid with us own money for a while. Why? Because this is a forum that is un-moderated. There was not anything like it. I don't know if there is anything now. Partly false. The original IG was a simple MSN forum where he kept a very broad array of xcl power...

Hourglass or weekglass?

I think they are just over-inflating the job title of all the comfort women they're bringing to the men on the front lines, who have been complaining that the Afghan bitches cover their mugs for good reason.

Ejected from both games of a double header. Awesome. FWIW, I got ejected from the first game of an American Legion double header, and was made by the Legion director to sit out the second game, but that pales compared to Earl's accomplishment. Sadly his type are all but gone from the game. Players e...

Fat Cat wrote:The titanic structure, known simply as the Large Quasar Group (LQG),

Creative bunch of melvins they are.

You all should stock up on batteries and light bulbs. The Constitution does a fine job of preserving the State and the Military that defends it is a great insurance policy against the mythical dark regime that the NRAers believe is marching into our homes and taking everything. Fringe righties and l...

WildGorillaMan wrote:

Kazuya Mishima wrote:He must have read 'The 4-Hour Work Week'.

Or Tom Sawyer.

That's a song, jack-ass.

I always ask for a middle seat so I can offend as many as possible and listen to exactly zero have the balls to say something about it.

Thoughts and prayers for the family.

Guy recreates random people's profile pics and then asks them to be friends.

Fuck space. Wake me up when the hot green alien chicks show up. Or at least when we have mastered interplanetary travel and it doesn't take 4 fucking months to coast to Mars. I can name at least two dozen places I'd rather visit here on Earth before I die. Off the top of my head, I've always wanted...

Fuck space. Wake me up when the hot green alien chicks show up. Or at least when we have mastered interplanetary travel and it doesn't take 4 fucking months to coast to Mars. I can name at least two dozen places I'd rather visit here on Earth before I die. Off the top of my head, I've always wanted...