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7) White people are out of ideas if screaming doesn't work.

I seen the news report about it. 1) The hos became upset that he checked their currency. 2) One of them slapped him. 3) He grabbed a rod that is used in cleaning the fryer. 4) Once he subdued them, he kept going, perpetuating stereotypes (about men with criminal records that is) and all. 5) One ho w...

Happy happy. Now let's see that birthday suit of yours, mmmkay?

seeahill wrote:Say the offense is in the shotgun: why does the QB always stomp his foot?

Spiders all over the field.

LOL. Reminds me of when I was working the door at my fraternity and a friend of a member, who had previously played some Junior College ball was helping me (when he didn't have all the suburban blondes competing for his cock). Now, there had been some reported sexual assaults at another fraternity, ...

Going on the internet first is always a good idea.

Sadly Teddy never got to see the sheer awesomeness that is the WNBA.

She's still got a mouth right? In this very hormonal time, I want that to stay shut at all costs. She does have sisters though. Didn't you have a thread about hooking up with a distant cousin in college or something? You ought to see what she's doing. Probably another cousin. That's just the way th...

My family owns battery and lighting stores. I can barter for food. And by barter I mean bash your skull with a block of lead and top you off with some sulfuric acid.

I love these crazy fuckers. Tops so far is the Houston party girl who's already imagining/getting off on sucking dick for water in the Mad Max world to come. She was good. Her fear was a gasoline shortage so she was going to store a vehicle somewhere, walk to it, and drive to Mexico. Then the exper...

Fat Cat wrote:She's still got a mouth right?

In this very hormonal time, I want that to stay shut at all costs.

She does have sisters though.

I believe it because when I was 4, I could tell you what day of the week any day in history fell on, and not just with 1-in-7 accuracy. Once I started going to school and being taught how to do math, I couldn't do that any more. Same went for Rubik's Cube. I could do that shit when it was all the ra...

Fuck you, I can do whatever I want. I'm free and liberated, but don't send me the bill. http://www.lionsdenu.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/fat-18.jpg It is funny that the people in fast food commercials and print ads never look like the target market. Thanks for the midgets. Being 12 days into the...

How fast did they find xhamster.com?

Search for Yurkew. The dad was the preeminent artist in Mpls for decades, but I think he passed away. His kid is also quite renown. The shop was in Uptown, probably still is, and everyone I know who got work done there was impressed. They used to have several artists who all had to pass Yurkew's sta...

Are we gonna hafta go thru the stroller thing again? Congrats. No, I promise. My wife found a $360 stroller and car seat combo that was an online return at target. It was marked down to $125 because they didn't carry it in the store. Got the combo for less than the cost of either component. And we ...

SS would be fine if a) we raise the cap both on contributions and withdrawls. and b) Congress stops raiding SS surpluses to "balance the budget," as was the hallmark of the Clinton-Gingrich years. Quit bitching about the debt interest. That is income for the investors who bought it. 75% of...

He has been in office for about 4 years now and shit is worse, not better. No he does not take 100% of the blame but he had a major chance for 2 years to put things in place that could have helepd but he chose to ram through a payback to the Unions and corperations that helped get him elected and P...

Jezzy Bell wrote:I don't have a gubmint job, I'm a full-time wet nurse with no gubmint perks, so you can shut your whore mouf.

Darth, I'm curious as to how Obama being president has personally financially impacted you.

The market for PhDs in astrophysics virtually vanished in Jan 2009.

On Thursday, Nov 15th, shortly after (the latest) war between Israel/Palestine and Palestine/Israel began, the one that the Oracle, Nostradamus, and Arthur Fonzarelli all predicted would one day unite the tribes of the world against intolerance, religious fundamentalism, and BMI charts was born in w...

Batboy2/75 wrote:Where the fuck is Slick Willie to tell us a little Sex on the side is no big issue.

Not far from Jill Kelley is my guess.

Damn, now I really gotta see the new Red Dawn.

Papa Johns is terrible. Worse pizza tha little Caesars. That's the issue are you fucking crazy? Papa Johns is good, and cheap (but now 11-14 cents/pizza more expensive...the horror!) I've found the ideal way to maximize their quality is to order the pizza with extra sauce and cooked "well done...

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Them kinky Okies.

As a partner in a small business, I can say that ACA is more of a hassle than a financial burden. Enough paperwork to make a Jew whine is coming. That much is certain. What is uncertain is whether the rates we pay for employee health insurance will drop or rise from the already obscene level they're...