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Fucking GREAT. Go see it. Ideally, don't find out anything about it before you go. I thought it was a Western or something. Truly great movie.
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I heard it was suppose to be very good and possibly his last film. The damn thing hasn't opened in St. Louis yet.

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After Million Dollar Baby I pretty much refuse to watch an Old Squint flick without some indication prior to viewing that it won't induce suicide.
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Supposedly his last as an actor, yeah.
The reviews/capsules I've read look pretty grim, so I am being cautious.

BTW, he plays Andy from what I hear.
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GoDogGo! wrote:BTW, he plays Andy from what I hear.
In that case I'm going just to see him demonstrate the use of rubber bands.
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Fat Cat wrote:After Million Dollar Baby I pretty much refuse to watch an Old Squint flick without some indication prior to viewing that it won't induce suicide.
It won't. I can't watch Million Dollar Baby. Too depressing. Gran Torino certainly won't be confused with a romantic comedy, but it's still really good.

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It's the best movie I've seen in awhile. I have MP3Suite and downloaded it from the internet.

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The theater was full. I think we got the last two seats next to each other and that was in the front row. Very well crafted excellence.
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Oh fuck.
I swear to Christ that's how I picture Andy75.
I fucking loved this film.

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Clint is at his best. Go see it.

I'll spoil one thing. A joke his character tells to his pals...

A Jew, a gook and a colored guy walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, (a beat) "Get the fuck out of here."
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Very good movie.

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For me, not so much.

I got tired of Eastwood's growling/groaning...he sounded like Lurch from the Addams Family.
Other acting was also uneven.
Story had some good parts, but, for a realistic movie, strained credulity at points.

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Agreed, that was ham-handed. Still a fun movie. "You know how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with?"
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Johno my brother with all due respect, go fuck yourself. That was a great movie. Growly or not Clint was awesome and you are reading way more into shit than what's there. I didn't even think about that last part you said, you dirty fucking bastard.

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SPOILER ALERT































Shape, only a C4-huffing Metro-Marine would think it's cool to get shot.
Worse than that, Walt's plan to nail those Bangers through the court system has only a 25% chance to get a conviction.

Wouldn't you rather he killed 'em all?
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Don't try to take advantage of my limited faculties.

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And, Shape, admit it: If you had bars on your basement door, you'd find somebody better than Toad to lock up down there.
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This was a piece of movie-making brilliance. I loved it thoroughly, until ...

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... the fucking end! WHAT ... THE ... FUCK ... was that shit? I wait the entire fucking movie to see some old-school Clint-type awesomeness ... that never fucking happens! I sat there staring dumbly at the TV, thinking, Well, that's not right. I must have gotten a broken DVD; it skipped over the part where Clint dropped a bunch of those fuckers before they got him.

The people who made this film truly set us up - purposely, mailiciously. They knew exactly what everyone watching the movie was expecting; they even set up the whole thing with that scene on the street with the colored guys. I'm alright with Clint buying it ... but not before he put a cap in the ass of a couple of those Hhhumong fuckers. I'm alright with a movie trying to "go against type" by doing the unexpected, and I certainly appreciate the value of the so-called 'twist' ending in a movie. But did it work; was I surprised? I think so, but it's difficult to tell, what with all this screaming fucking disappointment!

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Don't care about the ending. Highly entertaining flicker picture right here.
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Shit Kurt, he's already made that ending you wanted to see like a HUNDRED times before. Clint wanted to do something different in this movie and I applaud him for it.
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Shit Kurt, he's already made that ending you wanted to see like a HUNDRED times before. Clint wanted to do something different in this movie and I applaud him for it.
It's not so much about the ending I WANTED to see; it's about the ending they led me to believe I was GOING to see.

I'm just saying that Clint and the rest of the fucks - I mean folks - who made this movie, intentionally misled us; knowingly deceived us. They took us by the hand and led us smiling down the garden path - TO FUCKING NOWHERE! The scene on the street corner with the colored guys; the scene near the end with him cleaning his rifle and .45; and yes, probably the fact that we have come to expect, over the many years, certain things from Clint.

I feel so used ... [-(

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WRONG!

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When Clint reads his horoscope it says something like..."Your life is leading towards an anti-climax." Pay better attention next time damn it!
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Also, his character is coughing up blood through the whole movie. You know the diagnosis isn't good.

Movie suggests this is a better way to die than coughing up your guts in a hospital.
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Very powerful film.

As was said before, very ham handed in parts and somewhat predictable at times, but overall one of the best films I've seen in a while.

I thought it had gone south when he gave his confession to the priest. I was like, HUH?

Then he gives his "real" confession through the screen of the basement door...very, very powerful imagery, and one of the most memorable scenes I can remember in some time.

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