I hope you didn't get one of these for Father's Day this year to light charcoal in the Big Green Egg you got for Father's Day 2006, because it doesn't work. Costs $80, lit the charcoal five times and died. Fucker.
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Looftlighter (ATTN: Shape)
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Re: Looftlighter (ATTN: Shape)
What's a Big Green Egg? Is that some Dr. Seuss thing?
The flesh is weak, and the smell of pussy is strong like a muthafucka.
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Re: Looftlighter (ATTN: Shape)
You can not use technology in conjunction with the old world mystical nature of the BIG GREEN EGG. Timmah, I recommend getting a couple of dozen of those things and take them up to your cabin and plug them all in, turn them on, then go for a walk.